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Shannyn Moore

Shannyn Moore

Posted: April 21, 2010 04:52 AM

Caribou Ken Sues the Feds!

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My dears, sadly Caribou Barbie has been replaced with Caribou Ken.

Tuesday, Governor Sean Parnell and Attorney General Dan Sullivan announced plans to sue the federal government over health care reform.

Every GOP/Republican dog whistle was blown during the press conference. Parnell was partisan, pathetic and pure pander. Governor Parnell had a personal feeling the health care bill was unconstitutional and had the department of law look it over. "This is not about health care. It's a battle for freedom." He stated the federal government "is taking our freedoms".

He had no choice; the government could decide to mandate we "all buy gym memberships to fight obesity" or force us to buy GM cars. He claimed to protect "liberty interests". Huh? He won't "trade freedom for health care". Really? Easy to say when you have state paid health insurance for you and your family.

My favorite bite of this Parnell word salad? "It's time for us to breathe again, and deeply, of this American air rather than labor like colonists for an individual mandate." Oh, good, Palin's speech writer has a back-up job.

Parnell equated himself to the founding fathers fighting for freedom, but in July, 1798, Congress passed, and President John Adams signed "An Act for the Relief of Sick and Disabled Seamen" into law. It authorized the creation of a marine hospital service, and mandated privately employed sailors to purchase health care insurance. Its passage created America's first payroll tax. Ship owners were required to deduct 20 cents from each sailor's monthly salary and provide proof of those receipts to the service, which in turn provided ailing sailors hospital care. A 100 dollar fine was levied on any violating owner, or ship's captain for failure to comply. Using the Production Worker Compensation Calculator the translation to 2009 would be an imposed fine of $72,600. Ouch! Seems worse than a public flogging.

Perhaps Attorney General Dan Sullivan could amend Alaska's lawsuit to conform to the 1798 precedent. Does Sean Parnell think Presidents John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Madison didn't know the limits of the Constitution? This law of mandated insurance was from the same Congress and President who signed unanimously the Treaty of Tripoli June 7, 1797. Article 11 stated, "As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion..."

OMG, our founding fathers mandated insurance AND said we weren't founded on the Christian religion? This is getting awkward. This may be an indicator that Parnell and Sarah Palin could have been US History study partners.

Well, 1798 was a long time ago. In 1993, Sean Parnell was a state representative. I have looked high and low for his outrage and response to a Republican bill co-sponsored by Senator Ted Stevens. In November, 1993, Sen. John Chafee, R-R.I., introduced what was considered to be one of the main Republican health overhaul proposals: "A bill to provide comprehensive reform of the health care system of the United States" that MANDATED HEALTH INSURANCE. So, Uncle Ted Stevens and the Republican party were trying to take away our freedoms? Well, where were you, Sean? Why didn't you speak up then? Oh, wait. You weren't running for governor.

In October of 2007, Sean Parnell endorsed to Governor Mitt Romney. "I am supporting Governor Romney because his record shows that he can improve America." Wow, is the mandated health care that Romney ushered in during his governorship of Massachusetts "improving America?" Parnell went on, "Additionally, he earned respect by keeping government spending under control as Governor of Massachusetts." What? How could Parnell support a man who killed the "liberty interests" of his own citizens?

Quite a day for the "Wish-I-Were-an-ELECTED Governor" Parnell. He basically called the founding fathers "unconstitutional"; accused Senator Ted Stevens and company of "taking away our freedoms" in 1993, and must now be horrified he endorsed candidate Romney after Romney implemented legislation that enslaved the fine folks of Massachusetts! What would Parnell say about the Bush Administration spending almost a billion dollars to implement universal heath care...in Iraq?

Senator Mark Begich (D) added an amendment to the recently enacted federal health care reform bill allowing states to provide grants to medical providers who treat Medicare patients. State Representatives Les Gara, (D) and Lindsey Holmes, (D) joined State Senator Hollis French (D) in a letter urging Governor Parnell to act quickly to help more Alaskans have access to Medicare.

Crickets.

Sean Parnell's solution to making health care accessible to Alaskans? Another task force.

He had a much better option than a lawsuit. He had the option to be a leader.

The health care bill signed by President Obama last month gave governors a way out. Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) included an amendment titled "Empowering States to be Innovative." Translation? If you don't like the federal bill, INVENT YOUR OWN! Yep! Ta-da! Not only that, but the shiny, new state plan DOESN'T HAVE TO HAVE A MANDATE!

Senator Wyden told Sam Stein, "Why would you just say you are going to sue everybody, when this bill gives you the authority and the legal counsel is on record as saying you can do it without an individual mandate?" Good question. Why would you waste money suing instead of coming up with a solution for the citizens of your state?

Did Attorney General Dan Sullivan bother to even Google the health care bill?

If the state of Alaska had our own system for affordable health care, we'd be thrilled. A special summer legislative session to figure out how Alaskans could do better would need true leadership. We'd be on the map for something other than a spokesmodel with a Bumpit for brains and a whiny default governor with no solutions.


After the string of Tea Party bumper sticker slogans, the governor was asked how much he expected the state to spend on the lawsuit. He said he didn't know. Sean, when you put something in the shopping cart that you aren't paying for, you should know what it's going to cost...or put it back on the shelf.


[photo of Sean Parnell at the Anchorage Governor's picnic 2009 themudflats.net]

 

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DevonTexas
Eternal Optimism
10:50 AM on 04/22/2010
I'm secretly glad Caribou Barbie has found a replacement because it means you have lots of material to write about and I really enjoy your articles! The Barbie is dead! Long live Caribou Ken!
10:48 AM on 04/22/2010
Thanks Shannyn! Wonderful post of the HCR saga in Alaska.
dowl
Lord have mercy on us all
02:57 AM on 04/22/2010
Thanks Shannyn for the great history lesson.

Maybe Glen Beck can add salient points from your post to his 'did you not know' segments that the idiots lap up like thirsty puppies. I can dream that one day the ignorant will be educated.

Sean Parnell, a less shrieking Sarah Palin. Lord have mercy on us all.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
01:52 AM on 04/22/2010
So, um, why do Alaska politicians like to embarrass their state?
10:36 AM on 04/22/2010
They are challenged in that area-thus the rise of Palin.
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Nosybear
Liar, damned liar and statistician
11:34 PM on 04/21/2010
They're agin' it cuz Obama's fur it. Next question?
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tangelan
"I stand for what I said, whatever it was."
10:24 PM on 04/21/2010
Read it and weep, TEAliban. The States have an opt out. There's an individual mandate but no penalty in the federal bill. If the States create a plan, they don't have to include an individual mandate. Most importantly, your precious FOUNDING FATHERS already set a precedent for the individual mandate. Not to mention that pesky SUPREMECY CLAUSE. These facts will be used when your attorneys general bring their cases to court. If you aren't laughed out of the courtroom, you will surely be heckled.
03:03 AM on 04/22/2010
What about the part of the constitution that reads that any power not granted to the federal gov't is in the hands of the people and the states? The supremacy clause just means fed law takes presidence when it conflicts with state law.
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tangelan
"I stand for what I said, whatever it was."
09:08 AM on 04/22/2010
You're undermining your own argument. The clause says that the federal law will trump the state law if there's a conflict. There's no conflict in the healthcare bill. When the state opts out, they have to start their own plan that doesn't have to have a mandate. The conflict would have to be if the state has a healthcare plan.
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crowepps
10:12 PM on 04/21/2010
So under the legal rationale he presented, the government doesn't have any right to continue to insist that I buy car insurance? That's terrific - it was really expensive and I've never caused an accident in almost 45 years of driving. I'm so glad to hear that the Constitution protects my right to go without.
03:02 AM on 04/22/2010
Car insurance mandates are to protect people from actual violations of their rights. No one violates your rights by getting sick.
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BlueFloyd
The Antidote to Ayn Rand...
07:04 AM on 04/22/2010
you speak in way too many absolutes to be right. seriously, your absolute statement about car insurance and your no one statement about getting sick tells me you are ideologically against this, and are grasping at absolutes mixed in with your opinion to make your case, which isnt made at all.
10:06 AM on 04/22/2010
People who need care but can't pay impact everyone's cost of care. Our broken system passes that cost along to everyone else. These costs become more staggering as medical costs soar.
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Nina Platter
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02:12 PM on 04/25/2010
I think the car insurance mandate is a good example. the reason it was mandated because people driving drunk and in dumps for cars were crashing into other peoples with insurance and the insurance comp. were refusing responsibility for anything since the other person was the cause and the victom limped away with the burden. Now everyone pays, you screw up your insurance goes up, you drive with out licence after its taken away, you go to jail, simple your insurance comp. pays up. Sound pretty smart to me.
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ReealOne
Don't sweat the small Stuff, life is way too short
09:31 PM on 04/21/2010
Wow Shannyn, and you thought all of the intelligence-challenged politicians were no longer operating in Alaska. I would deeply suspect that Parnell (who sarah never even RESPECTED AS LT. GOVERNOR) is playing to his base, and seeking the approved of warrior sarah. I see that the nightmare in your state continues - just in male form now.

How can ANY responsible state official make a statement that they're going to spend state dollars, doing something that he has no idea how much it's going to cost?! These "politicians" are absolutely unbelievable.

HOW can any thinking person allow people like this to be a leader. Just unbelievable.

IS THERE ANY WONDER WHY THIS COUNTRY AND ALL OF IT 'S STATES ARE SCREWED UP?!
03:04 AM on 04/22/2010
Sort of like all the politicians for the HC bill eh? They have no idea how much it will cost, and in fact it will cost much more than they think.
05:04 AM on 04/22/2010
Unless I'm dreadfully mistaken, the GAO HAS put a price-tag on the healthcare bill, and it will help REDUCE costs over time.

About your other comment regarding state-mandated auto insurance, I find your contrast confusing. Mandating liability insurance for drivers means I won't have to pay if another driver is at fault when s/he collides with me. Mandating healthcare insurance ensures that I don't have to pay the other guy's medical care if he gets sick. Without healthcare insurance, the guy will end up in a publicly funded facility that I pay for with my tax dollars.
10:25 AM on 04/22/2010
Do you know the price of doing nothing? We have to start to improve cost vs. outcome. Doing nothing and expecting a different outcome is the definition of insanity.
I speak from experience, not just talking points. What level of expertise do you have in the health care industry?
09:18 PM on 04/21/2010
Great read Shannyn. The next election wont come soon enough.
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nicole473
Because Republicans are a threat to this democracy
09:01 PM on 04/21/2010
Very well done, Shannyn!
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aspiecelia
08:02 PM on 04/21/2010
The department of law in Alaska(attorney general's office everywhere else) and Governor Parnell posturing like they are on the side of freedom is a joke. The department of law charges innocent people using non-evidence. They have labored to keep the prisons overcrowded. Very little funds are given to the public defender agency. They are on the side of big business, right or wrong. There is so much infrastructure and so many social services that need funds that it is infuriating to have them just use money that belongs to the people of Alaska for a useless political promotion for themselves.
05:41 PM on 04/21/2010
Funny how the 400 million people living in "socialist" Western Europe are NOT protesting universal health care. And then there is Canada, Australia and New Zealand. Nope - no protests there either.

You'd think that with something as horrible as universal health care, SOMEONE would be fighting for the rights of their citizens.

As Anatole France said, "The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread." Or to have health care?
05:31 PM on 04/21/2010
FAUX CONSERVATIVES at work again! They wouldn't be wasting taxpayer dollars on a lawsuit they can't win if they were fiscally conservative (which we all know by now they aren't, quite the opposite: spend, spend, spend, spend, spend, spend and spend some more.) Conservatives are not worried about their freedoms either because they went along with Bushie and his Patriot Act. This is nothing more than a bunch of SORE LOSERS acting like children when they don't get their way, plain and simple. They lost and they will lose again in 2012. No one wants these losers anymore!
05:05 PM on 04/21/2010
Just as I suspected, our Founding Fathers were a bunch of Godless, Commie, Socialist, Marxist, Maoist, Fascists who were probably from Kenya or born in some other foreign country who plotted all those years ago to take away our Freedoms today.
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nana-anne
just trying to make sense of the senseless
04:30 PM on 04/21/2010
Thankyou Shannyn you seem to be one of the few up there whose brain is not in a state of suspended animation.
11:12 PM on 04/21/2010
Agree with nana.