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Glenn Beck's The Overton Window: A Conspiracy to Bore You Senseless

Posted: 06/14/10 05:35 PM ET

It's tough to be objective when it comes to Glenn Beck. His venomous brand of faux-populist shtick makes it very hard to not have a strong opinion of him -- love him or hate him, as the idiom would have it. When I read Beck's forthcoming novel, The Overton Window, I came to it fully aware that my opinion of the book would necessarily be influenced by my existing attitude towards Beck (which isn't exactly charitable), so I tried to keep things as simple as possible by focusing on one question: What is the Overton Window?

More than anything else, The Overton Window is Glenn Beck's very own fantasy land. He's dreamed up a world in which all the conspiracies and apocalyptic rhetoric that clutter his chalkboards every night are proven to be entirely true. The constant refrain of victimization coming from the Tea Partiers is also revealed to be justified, as Beck constructs an elaborate network of government agencies, saboteurs, and agents provocateurs who exist solely to demonize the fictionalized versions of these unflinchingly patriotic Americans.

The Overton Window is also very creepy. The characters speak in stilted monologues that are stuffed with anti-progressive, limited-government talking points. They quote the Founding Fathers at length and from memory and breezily name-drop obscure political theorists as if they were talking about star athletes. The protagonist, Noah Gardner, and the love interest, Molly Ross, cap off their first kiss with a discussion of the flat tax.

What The Overton Window is not, despite the jacket's boasting, is "a thriller." The action is infrequent and confusing. Early on there's a police raid on a Tea Party-like gathering that involves a gun shot (that hits no one) and a beating. After that, the book goes 170 pages without any action at all. Instead we're treated to a break-in in which no one is in danger of being caught, a high-speed chase that almost happens, and a plot to use Star Wars quotes to bypass airport security. The action finally resumes with a gun fight in which a YouTube star-turned-FBI agent is revealed as a quick-draw specialist. A nuke goes off (killing three people), and the novel ends -- not with a tense denouement, but with a bewildering torture scene presided over by the ostensible villain, Noah's father, who recites the last of his many awkwardly ideological diatribes: "Saul Alinsky was right, Noah -- the ends do justify the means."

This lack of any appreciable action makes the book's many flaws, plot holes, and loose ends all the more glaring. An informant assassinated in the prologue is never mentioned again and the identity of his killer is never revealed. Beck introduces a doctor character in a mid-book chapter who performs no key role and is not heard from again. The characters who do stick around act in an incomprehensible fashion. At the beginning of the book, Noah's father insists that the time to launch the evil plot is nigh: "I told them that now is the time, and ultimately they concurred." At the end of the book, he says the exact opposite: "After all the years of preparation it was rushed forward, against my advice." Noah attends a political rally and constantly reminds the reader that the only reason he's there is to ingratiate himself to Molly, who quickly and harshly rebuffs him. So what does he do? He remains there, alone, for hours. Why? Simply because it's necessary to the plot.

As for the plot itself, it's reliance on multiple conspiracies (and stubborn refusal to explain most of them) makes it disjointed and confusing. In addition to the main conspiracy that drives the story, there's a conspiracy to discredit Molly's group of freedom fighters, a conspiracy to frame an FBI agent for selling nukes to terrorists, and an ill-defined scheme by the freedom fighters to infiltrate the main organs of the evildoers' infrastructure. The plot also suffers critically from the lack of an actual villain. Noah's father is the representative of the villains, but he spends most of his time telling us how stupid Americans are. Characters are killed, but we never know by whom - it's always "they." We're told that a domestic terrorist cell is led by a (possibly Muslim) man named Elmer, but do we ever meet Elmer? Nope.

There is one thing The Overton Window does not lack -- irony, albeit of the unintentional variety. This novel represents Glenn Beck's vision of the world as it would be if it operated according to his rules, and he lays out the scenario by which he believes the "progressive" movement can undermine the country. Given that the result is nonsensical, poorly envisioned, and even more poorly executed, one has to think that the only way Beck's worldview could be considered plausible is if the world itself were no longer beholden to sense and reason. And I can't imagine a more damning critique of the Glenn Beck ethos than that.

 
 
 
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04:50 PM on 07/01/2010
You are all stupid! You say conservatives are dumb and lazy thinkers to believe in conspiracy theories and if they try to defend themselves in anyway you say that just proves your point that they are stupid. But doesn't that mean that libs are just as stupid when they say that the Iraq war was just some trumped up reason to get at oil, or that 9/11 was the fault of some Bush conspiracy?? Libs are always trying to have things one way for themselves and another way for the conservatives!! Wake up as see the country going down the toilet. All sides are stupid and you all need to get your heads out of your butts and realize that what Glenn Beck wrote is just a book and isn't nearly as important as what really matters, our futures are being spent for us!!!
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chriss0114
the meanderings of a madman
06:09 PM on 07/01/2010
beck didn't write it

and if it is not a big deal then why are you so upset about it?
12:23 PM on 06/23/2010
Huffington Post is SOOOO biased, its pathetic!
No wonder mainstream media is dying a slow death....
Excellent read!
BTW, since most of you probably haven't even read it, it doesn't mention any particular political party or politician in the book.
But, then again, you guys are using the same worn out liberal strategem, bash it because of the messenger, not the message!
Do yourself a favor, put down 'Tragedy & Hope', and read 'The Overton Window'!
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chriss0114
the meanderings of a madman
11:29 PM on 06/27/2010
read self-published 2005 techno-thriller called Circumference of Darkness--same book; just changed a few names and places, new book cover; becks top writer on his hired ghost writer team wrote it

same book
04:52 PM on 07/01/2010
Are you so out of fresh thoughts that you can only repeat yourself over, and over, and over.....
02:36 PM on 06/17/2010
I just finished "The Overton Window" and I loved it.
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chriss0114
the meanderings of a madman
11:30 PM on 06/27/2010
then you'll love Circumference of Darkness--same book
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javajava
Pastafarian Liberal Progressive Socialist Hippie
01:40 PM on 06/17/2010
I pity you having to read the book.
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julietrecamier
Responsible and accountable
12:49 PM on 06/17/2010
Maloy, you had my attention until you inserted the (possibly Muslim) into your review.
11:16 AM on 06/17/2010
"The Overton Window," was released June 15 and already tops the bestseller list. Must not be to boring, awwweeee now Simon dont be jealous maybe someday if you try hard you can be sucessful too
12:10 PM on 06/17/2010
Mr. Maloy:

Thank you for your review and your honesty in giving your background up front.
I hope that when I read it, I find it more interesting. I am a Glenn Beck listener, but I do have problems with conspiracies. People are just not that organized or able to keep secrets.
And in reply to Wendy Johnson, Glenn Beck does acknowledge that Jack Henderson helped in the writing. The extent of Mr. Henderson's help is known only to them.
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chriss0114
the meanderings of a madman
11:31 PM on 06/27/2010
yes if he can get mindless bots to buy recycled crap - Circumference of Darkness--same book
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Wendy Johnson
05:03 PM on 06/16/2010
Let us be fair here: Glenn Beck did not actually write the book, Jack Henderson did.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/glenn-becks-new-novel-abo_b_613861.html
11:52 PM on 07/20/2010
Yeah, I have seen from a couple of sources that Beck didn't write it. But if he didn't write it, then why did he say either "I have been working on it for about two years. I had to keep changing the ending because the things I wrote down kept coming true" (paraphrased) or maybe instead of him saying "I", maybe he said "we". I never said someone else's name though.
04:40 PM on 06/16/2010
"More than anything else, The Overton Window is Glenn Beck's very own fantasy land." Apparently, it's not even that. According to another article on HP, it mirrors several different books, including one whose author is actually credited with helping with his book. So I'd say "very own" is very loose when it comes to this book.
02:46 PM on 06/16/2010
Given becks incoherent nonsense on the so-called Fox "news" channel, not surprising at all that he cant even create a semi-plausible work of fiction.
12:31 AM on 06/16/2010
Glenn Beck can read and write?!
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Margo Arrowsmith
Elizabeth Warren in 2016!
03:36 PM on 06/16/2010
I get to be first fan....

However, you should know that he writes on a black board every night! ;-D
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medici
My micro-brewery is empty.
01:45 PM on 06/17/2010
Some, but he has trouble with spelling.
09:25 PM on 06/15/2010
Can't wait for the sequel: The Overton Dishwasher
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Margo Arrowsmith
Elizabeth Warren in 2016!
03:36 PM on 06/16/2010
lol faved!
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gomezrules
Why Don't We Do It In The Road?
07:51 PM on 06/15/2010
Gee, I'm stunned. The HP giving a Beck production a bad review! Who'd of thought? What is this world coming to? And I'm sure this review will have such a profund impact that Beck will only sell a couple million copies!
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leftyrock
student of the world, observer of the odd
10:51 AM on 06/16/2010
only if it comes out in comic or coloring book form
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farginbastidge
12:34 PM on 06/16/2010
Let us know what you think about it, once you've finished reading it, pal.
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Leanne Serrato
Leanneleannadana
07:33 PM on 06/15/2010
Anyone that can read has the credentials to be a "literary critic". I read Glenn Beck's "Common Sense" on loan from a conservative friend and it was hogwash. It had zero to do with Thomas Paine (except the best part of the book which was the back that contained Thomas Paine's original pamphlet) and was horribly written. If you like the book like it but everyone is entitled to their own opinion as the saying goes..................
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George R Williams
Publius Cincinatus
04:01 PM on 07/03/2010
I suggest that you had your review written before even reading the book.
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ALRIGHTALREADY
04:42 PM on 06/15/2010
Simon,,,, and what credentials do have to be a literary critic?.... and what is a "research fellow at mediamatters"?
Kinda think someone at HP called the senior fellow at media matters and told them to get someone to write a hit piece and you got the call .

psst... bet you couldn't put it down , right?
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medici
My micro-brewery is empty.
01:52 PM on 06/17/2010
After you read it, Alright, tell us what you thought of it. We'll see if your opinion of the book differs from Mr. Maloy's.
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Americulchie
04:07 PM on 06/15/2010
I have to give Glen Beck credit for one thing;keeping the memory of Saul Alintsky alive.He was the greatest community organizer who ever lived.It was a sad day for me when Saul Alinsky died.Glen Beck thank you for doing that.
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George R Williams
Publius Cincinatus
04:02 PM on 07/03/2010
Saul never died. HIs legacy is kept alive by his sycophantic followers.