“She will spend millions of dollars (via her taxpayer paid insurance) to keep HER child alive, with multiple major surgeries, dialysis, and thousands of repeated smaller procedures- yet she denies even basic healthcare coverage for others- HYPOCRITE!!!!”
“Actually, I'm a red blooded female- and if this so called "Church" is going to pander to what they think will fill the collection plate- then they need to put someone at the front door whom people would actually pay to see....”
Bless your heart for wanting to be a greeter at our Church! The thing is , Jesus... your robe, sandals , and that sheik-like headgear, along with your "Semitic" skin tone, is ... well, it's just not a good look for a greeter. There are other problems too, Jesus...
That same white lady who asked John McCain if Obama was a Muslim, asked us if you were an "A-rab"- (God forbid), and our Chamber of Commerce members are very upset with your wine and vittles wedding giveaway, they think you are a (I hate to say this) SOCIALIST!!! When you threw the wealthy bankers and CEO's out of Church last week, telling them to get in their big SUV's and go straight to hell, babbling about camels going through the eye of a needle, well...
The truth is, Jesus, no one wants to crucify you, or anything like that, but your consorting with fallen women, telling us to feed strangers and love our weird neighbors is NOT going to attract the "right element", and we will NEVER get the megachurch that God WANTS us to have if you are the "face" of our Church.
In closing, we just want you to know that we LOVE you, and to show it,we are continuing our campaign to force sales clerks to say "Merry Christmas" down at the mall.”
“I'd prefer Honey Boo Boo to Rmoney- perhaps we could persuade the RNC to go for the more socially adept and still young enough to learn Honey- instead of this very deranged fellow who seems to be sinking into total psychosis?”
“Yeah, isn't that what those flight attendants are ALWAYS showing us on EVERY flight- the little masks and artful gesturing?
They NEVER say "just bust a window so we can all be sucked out and thin (O2 poor) air can enter the cabin, which would not keep us alive anyway"
Perhaps Rmoney has never flown commercial- and his servants are too scared to explain the mask thing to His Stupidness?
They say that King Louis and Marie Antionette TRULY thought everything was fine until the starving rabble demanded their heads- now I can see how that sort of insulated delusion could have existed.”
“What, are you saying that Jesus didn't hang with Dinosaurs ? You must be sum kinda Socialist-I bet you think that women who are raped can actually get pregnant!!!
I have to make jokes about this, because, as you point out, the depressing reality is that an entire generation is being schooled in worship of consumer culture, religious fundamentalism, and corporate lies.”
“" I am NOT a crook" Mitt will proclaim, while his wife pouts "Stop it, YOU PEOPLE, just stop it- you are LUCKY to have my husband as a candidate. But instead of Checkers, Mitt will try to talk about SEAMUS.... and we all KNOW how that works for him....”
“Why "Doctor" Akin and his traveling snakeoil show, that's who!
Akin is going to "speak to the faithful" tonight- word is he's going to tell them how to treat a broken leg with Windex, then move on to the Republican plan to abolish Medicare benefits because we REALLY don't need medical care anyway-since "the body has a way of taking care of those things."”
“My coffee wasn't that great this morning-DEFINITELY Obama's fault- God sent Paul Ryan to me in a vision and he TOLD me so....
Seriously folks, how much more of this lyin punk azs antichrist Ryan must the Nation be forced to endure- November can't come soon enough!”
realitychecks on Aug 18, 2012 at 19:59:23
“Right i have a guy trying to convince me trickle-down worked but Obama ruined it,Obama-Biden2012.”
“All amphetamine junkies look SCARY just before they hit bottom.
The cachexia, rapid nonsensical speech, angry paranoid ramblings- I've seen it a hundred times while working in detox.
If Hannity had a soul, he would have called a good treatment center for his guest-instead, this is Bedlam style entertainment for the Faux circus.”
“This is very interesting, but to me, the bigger question is- why so the Republicans keep running people who can't even make it through basic vetting?
I think it's because the few honest, decent Republicans still left in the party who actually consider politcal service as "service to the people" have absolutely no say and no influence.
They are considered "fools" by the big pigs like Romney, Bush dynasty, etc.,who feed at incredibly rich troughs.
I have worked with local Republicans who are NOT about the "God wants me to take your birth control pills and shoot you with a gun while I get incredibly rich" mentality, but they do not seem to exist at the upper levels of the Republican party- these decent, community minded locals are probably too patriotic and "wimpy" for the national party.”
“Freedom from excessive regulation means that I have the right to access birth control as easily as any other medication or device on the market, with the same insurance coverage as any other medication or device on the market.
Freedom from excessive regulation means that I am not subject to laws which are written to favor corporations over citizens.
How sad that you think "freedom" is anything that offshore billionaire Bishop Mittens has is store for you.”
“As long as no one wasted money paying for this book,and I got it for free, I would be glad to use it as a cat box liner- shredded, it would probably make about 10 refills.
Thanks for the book, Rielle!”
The Lunatic Channel presents "Baby Hoarders"-the " Religious Nut Family Baby Hoarders" (AKADuggers) would be top billing, with Octo, Guzzlin', and "Weird Sister Breeders" featured -maybe they will breed across nut family lines-who KNOWS how creepy this could get???”
YakittyGirl on May 24, 2012 at 01:11:39
“Please stop giving TLC ideas for the fall lineup.”
“I only watched about 2 minutes of the show-that was waaaay too much-so I have a question:
Did she really slap Emeril when he cooked dinner for her???
If so, I think I know why she doesn't want to go back to nursing- it would probably be fatal for her.
Nursng can be brutal. If a co-worker is kind enough to run to the cafeteria for you '(cause you barely have time to pee, much less get a cold awful burger downstairs ), and you don't express sincere GRATITUDE, your time on the job will be short. If you slap another nurse or a patient, your limbs, or at least your tires, will be rendered useless.
Nurses put up with literal CRAP- they aren't going to take any from an overbreeder.”