“My parents let me be myself in my formative years: I partied in high school, they were ok with my relationships, and never really set a curfew.
No tattoos were their only rule. Still ink-free and happy to be in the minority.”
“For some reason I am less bothered by this than I am the Time Warner/Comcast merger. They are the same delivery; with AT&T and DirecTV one is wired and the other is sattelite.
I don't like it, but there are worse mergers out there.”
“Gluten is a protein in many grains, that when mixed with water, leavened and baked, make a complex matrix that suspends air within the mix to make light, fluffy and delicious food.
It is also an excellent Shibboleth to identify self-important wieners.”