Ladies, have you figured out where you'd fit in the binder yet? Or, men, where your girlfriends, or sisters, or mothers or daughters might get filed?
The quick-witted denizens of the ether have gone to town with Mitt's office supplies. It took, literally, the speed of light, for "Binders full of women" to become #bindersfullofwomen on Twitter, a Tumblr page and a Facebook page which, at last count, had already exceeded 270K likes.
This morning I've heard all kinds of explanations for why this is all just liberal media spin. Snarky partisans, right? We need to be focusing on more important things. But, actually, there are many reasons why this meme is legitimate and not just a silly Internet trope.
- Mitt Romney misspoke about asking for the binders. The binders he referred to were created and organized by a bipartisan group of women's advocates, the MASSGap Project, to address the gender imbalance in government. Romney's record on women in government in Massachusetts came about as a result of a bipartisan statewide push initiated by an independent organization.
And, although MASSGAP says that there were record highs in hiring women as a result of their efforts, a UMASS Study seems to contradict that when it found that the actual number of women appointed to senior positions went down during this tenure.
If you are still wondering why the big #womeninbinders deal, you might consider how to organize your binders. Based on the sheer number of Binders for Romney that have surfaced, I thought it might be helpful to pre-format some tabs:
- "Gun-Toting, Drug Dealing Single Mothers"
- "Not That Kind of Woman"
- Legitimately Raped
- Illegitimately Raped
- Not Allowed to Look Like That
- Slutty Entitled Whiners
- Cheap Labor
- Super Cheap Labor
- Invisible Women (Clue: no kids)
- Sandwich Makers and Yummy Pie Bakers
- Self-Deporting Breeders
- Women Who Cannot Spell BLUNT
- "On DAY ONE" Women
- Women Who Don't Worry! (Wink, Wink)
- Women Who Might Be 100 Percent Human (a bit slim, that one)
- Raped and Pregnant (Pshaw! "Just Another Method of Conception")
The fact is that Romney et al's "boys will be boys" worldview has serious implications for everything from the economy to state security. It's easy enough to keep pretending that these are all "just women's issues" but why would we do that when the consequences for 99 percent of people are pretty bad?