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Where's Our Muff March Against Designer Vaginas?

Posted: 12/ 9/2011 6:28 am

Fair warning -- this is not for the faint of heart. It involves girls and their hair.

Guess what an increasingly common and popular form of plastic surgery is? In case you haven't heard, it's called "the Barbie" and prestigious surgeons in the US and around the world are spending their time, and making lots of money, "beautifying" women's genitalia by making them smooth ... like ... Barbie's. I'll spare you the pictures, but you don't really need them, do you?

All I have to say is, thank God for this Saturday's Muff March in London. This morning's Guardian reports that tomorrow morning, wielding signs like "Keep your mitts off our muffs!" and "I love my vagina!" protesters will march to raise awareness of the wrongness of this type of surgery. I know everyone should make their own choices about how they want their labia to look, but this is scary. The Muffia, organized by UK Feminista and a group of performance artists, ask a good question on their Facebook page: "Tired of cosmetic surgeons profiting from body hatred? Want to speak out against a porn culture that is driving more and more women to the surgeon's table to get a 'designer vagina'??" I am kinda bummed out that we don't have our own Muffia march on this side of the pond.

This summer, Atlantic Monthly described the surgery, part of a burgeoning field of cosmetic gynecology, this way: "the labia minora are completely amputated" in order to "improve the appearance" of women's private parts. In some parts of the world, a variant of this type of surgery is called a clitorectomy, where the clitoris and part of the labia are removed, but in this part of the world we call that torture and it's not the same thing. According to the website of a premiere surgical practioneer of obg/gyn plastic surgery, "The Barbie or Smooth look is the most requested technique of labial surgery ... and the most popular appearance wanted on the West Coast." The bonus of course, is that this extremely lucrative surgery is unregulated.

It can be added to the list of other lady-parts enhancing fun like bedazzling, pink-dying and peach smoothie spa "facials."

Porn aesthetics are trickling down, and the real question is how do girls and women compare to porn stars in that area -- literally, in that area? It is the question that seems to be on the minds of the girls and women opting to pay to have their lady bits excised, (with some really nasty risks like permanent scarring, infections, bleeding) or just tightened (that would be vaginal rejuvenation therapy -- the younger the vagina, the better, right?) There's a movie freely available online, The Perfect Vagina, if you care to watch it in your leisure time. I am wondering exactly what world we'd live in where men would internalize their own objectification and consider, say, inserting metal rods in their penises or living in a state of perpetual priapism so that they could achieve the almost farcical lengths of some of porn greats? I am an ardent fan of the idea of the mulit-verse and think it must exist somewhere. Besides, I hate gender-based double standards and equity that area could make a vas deferns, opps, I mean vast difference to some women.

Now, to be sure, there are women who, particularly after childbirth benefit tremendously from surgery that addresses physiological problem, but that's not labiaplasty, it's generally vaginaplasty.

According to the Atlantic, the Guardian and other sources, the popularity of The Barbie, like that of Brazilian waxing, is almost certainly entirely derived from the normalisation of porn's idealization of pre-pubescent pudendal beauty. Even Whoopie Goldberg, live on national TV, recently weighed in on the effects of porn and the grooming habits of women when it comes to their nether regions. Like many women, she loves porn, but hates it's effects, apparently. The point isn't to blame porn. Porn is not a cause of misogyny, it's just another indicator of how women's bodies and desires are portrayed in our culture. A portrayal whose internalization by women is driving demand.

Women should decide for themselves if they want this type of surgery. But, I actually don't think it's a genuine choice unless they can examine to what degree they've internalized their own objectification -- something our culture actively disparages in girls and women. They sometimes end up being ... dare I say it ... feminists and we know what happens to those women. That's not to say that there aren't feminists that ... nevermind.

The real question is, what's a girl -- and I mean that literally -- to make of the designer vagina? More and more teen girls are asking their doctors about this surgery.

How far are we willing to take this obesssive focus on female bodies and these trends in modifying womens' and girls'? How young is too young? Recently, Strollerderby, a parenting blog, actually had to suggest out loud that tweens are too young for Brazilian waxes. Those would be girls without pubic hair, for the most part. It's just a little further along the spectrum of options to go for The Barbie.

Buffing, waxing, tweezing, grooming and various skin treatments are all available to younger and younger girls whose parents are willing to pay mucho dinero for luxury beautification of their children, even in this economy, with, I'd argue, serious long-term deleterious effect on girls' sense of their own body image and confidence.

Dr. Nancy Brown, a developmental psychologist who is a senior research associate at the Palo Alto Medical Foundation (PAMF) Research Institute and teaches Adolescent Sexuality and Gender, Culture and HIV in the department of human biology at Stanford University, describes hair removal for tween and teen girls this way:

The idea that removing genital hair is becoming the norm disturbs me on several levels. First, genitals without hair look pre-pubescent, and therefore the "creep" factor for me is big. Second, it is usually the male requesting the process, which is dangerous to the female, who gains very little except a rash and severe itching as the hair comes back. Finally, I think that this is one consequence of the increasing amount of pornography young males are exposed to, where they are exposed to a world where hairless genitals can be common.

The exact same thing can be said of designer vaginas and, in principle, about encouraging girls to focus on the details of every aspect of their bodies and appearance through regular spa and beauty treatments. I have three daughters. They LOVE this stuff. So does my mom and so did my mother-in-law. I know what the pressure and allure of this culture is. Besides, it's fun, right? It is a constant tug-of-war.

That's why organizations like Spark are dedicated to fighting the self-sexualization that girls come to develop as a result of inappropriate marketing and the effects of ubiquitous porn imagery. That's why organizations like Spark are important.

I say parents, women in particular, need to stop and think doubly hard before using beauty as the primary form of bonding with girls. Try music or cooking or kite-flying or dog training or script-writing or sewing or basketball or singing or bike riding or dancing or knitting or stamp collecting or Star Wars re-enacting or knife sharpening or painting or virtually anything else you can possibly find instead. It's one of the only ways to practically offset the oppressiveness of the alternative.

So, where is our Muff March? Because we sure as hell need one.

 

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Cuyahoga
I asked Hank Williams, how lonely does it get ....
05:02 AM on 12/12/2011
A few yrs ago a NE Ohio talk show "host" was showing his staff "before and after" photos of this kind of surgery. One of his cohosts looked at a before picture (being radio, could not be seen by audience), and said, "If I ever saw something like that I'd punch her in the face."

I call him and this surgery female bashing at its worst.
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European1919
I am the Pigmâ’¶n
02:43 AM on 12/12/2011
It all boils down to personal preferences. Some men are jungle fighters and don't mind vaginal dreadlocks, others go for the smooth, edible and inviting look. So in the end most women will find a male counterpart.
05:58 AM on 12/12/2011
And in the meantime they can be humiliated by males who judge them by the look of their vaginas.

It really makes you wonder why women bother with men at all.
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European1919
I am the Pigmâ’¶n
06:39 AM on 12/12/2011
I am always wondering why men still bother with women. After all, women humiliate men by judging them by the wideth of their shoulders, the car rthey drive and the size of their ... bank account.
07:45 PM on 01/17/2012
Totally agree.... This whole topic is subjective!! I am a 28 yr old guy and have only been with one girl that had a "bush". I personally dont like it at all. And before any woman complains about the upkeep and discomfort I perform almost an equal amount of grooming since I was about 14. The main reason which I cant believe no1 ever seems to mention is that it really increases the sensation. Also, guys also concern themselves with their appearance and to me, it just looks better. But hey, to each their own.
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Nosquares
10:45 PM on 12/11/2011
While I am strongly against this surgery to (attempt to) fulfill another fantasy perpetrated by somebody who's gonna make some money on it, I strongly disagree that shaving/waxing your pubic area has anything to do with this. BOTH parties, smoothly shaved, invites so much more intimate attention and makes oral sex all the finer. It has NOTHING to do with this silly notion that men want women to shave their vulvas so that they appear pre-pubescent?! How absurd... it makes sex more enjoyable for man and woman. Hello?!
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Cuyahoga
I asked Hank Williams, how lonely does it get ....
04:50 AM on 12/12/2011
As a heterosexual woman who has had her share of stuffing turkeys during the holidays, all I can say handling a shaved man is like pulling that sack of giblets out of the cavity. No thanks.
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Nosquares
09:43 AM on 12/12/2011
There's no accounting for taste. The women I know have, to a "man", come down for the smooth.
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John Bobrowski
12:43 PM on 12/12/2011
I think it is a matter of taste -- I prefer clean shaven.
05:59 AM on 12/12/2011
Hello? How about you speak for yourself?
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Nosquares
09:30 AM on 12/12/2011
Yeah I'm speaking for myself. And for people I know. And for a lot of people on the record. And yeah, I think that this whole idea that men want women to shave their vulvas because they fantasize about pre-pubescent girls is every bit as much a product of the media as is the whole rotten idea of cosmetic surgery so that a woman can look like Barbie.
10:05 PM on 12/11/2011
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09:37 PM on 12/11/2011
It's not just itchiness and rashes, either that are a side-effect of hair removal. Ingrown hairs can turn pustular and, in extreme case, form boils that require lancing.

My doctor commented drily that the last time so many women sought treatment for groin-boils was probably during the Plague Years.
RTIII
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09:27 PM on 12/11/2011
Frankly this whole thing is BAFFLING to me. As a guy, I am REALLY turned on by a girl who has LOTS of labia - kind of the opposite of The Barbie. I think these people areinsane.

I preferr ladies the way they were born - au natural: natural everything, and as little make-up as they'll tolerate themselves...
09:14 PM on 12/11/2011
Women, why mess with perfection?
09:12 PM on 12/11/2011
I didn't know there was a barbie with genitals. It can't be that fabulous because the woman doesn't even have nipples.
07:00 PM on 12/11/2011
Some women naturally have a small, dainty slit for a vagina. There are few things more abhorrent, however, than distended, hanging pudenda that flop open like the tenticales of Cthullu in an H.P. Lovecraft story.
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Nosquares
10:39 PM on 12/11/2011
Oh no, hardly. A long time girlfriend of mine had the most beautiful, long, thick labia minora. What an invitation for cunnilingus... then they become engorged. I love all kinds but I have a special fondness for a beautiful meaty vulva like that.
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Cuyahoga
I asked Hank Williams, how lonely does it get ....
04:52 AM on 12/12/2011
luvdomus - It may not appeal to you but please don't refer to the personal parts of a woman as "abhorrent." That is very offensive. If said about a male's *parts* you would probably consider it male bashing.
10:57 PM on 12/12/2011
I was only joking. Vaginas are never abhorent to me, whatever their shape.
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gavrielle
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06:36 PM on 12/11/2011
There's a much easier way to "rejuvenate" vaginal muscles that doesn't require any invasive surgery: stop stretching them for six months to a year. When you, pardon the pun, lay off working them out on a regular basis, they return to normal.
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aznurse
06:25 PM on 12/11/2011
someone will make a fortune selliing vagina wigs (toupees?).
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fiLthyLiberaLdotcom
Yes, it's a website for liberals.
07:42 PM on 12/11/2011
Female merkins. I'm on it!
06:13 PM on 12/11/2011
Muff march madness?
06:12 PM on 12/11/2011
I wonder if there would be a market for a pre-surgical aesthetic consultant? If so, I'm in. . . so to speak.
04:15 PM on 12/11/2011
I cannot believe it. Surely I cannot be the only woman who has never watched porn, had no interest in it at all. I have no idea why someone would want to see something like that.
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gavrielle
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06:38 PM on 12/11/2011
If you've never watched it, how can you criticize what others do or why they might want to watch it?
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cpbsmw
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04:13 PM on 12/11/2011
I know I do not like to get hair in my food.
07:53 PM on 01/17/2012
haha .... TRUER WORDS!!!