Mexico's New Tourism Slogans

• Get Away From It All, Sooner Than You Think
• Black Velvet Surgical Masks for Everyone!
• Spain Got It On Its Own, So What Have You Got to Lose?
• Roam Our Beautiful, Empty Streets!
• World Health Organization: Level Five; Our Travel Bargains: Number One!
• In a Few Months, No One Will Know the Difference
• (Insert your favorite "I Went to Mexico and All I Got Was This Lousy Influenza Virus T-Shirt" joke here)
• First Ten Visitors Get a Free Pyramid!
• Our Water Is Now the Least of Your Worries
• Joe Biden and Nicolas Sarkozy Are Big Pussies

Comments

[Ana Garcia]

I don't mind joking about it. To laugh in trying times allows you to survive. I am Mexican for God´s sake! We joke about everything here even if we are the butt of the joke. Perhaps even more so. I have a business that receives primarily visitors from the US and Canada. Of course, this outbreak has caused damage to my business even though we have had no outbreaks in this part of Mexico. I am even willing to try and laugh about it. This just lacks wit.

[DDK]

I don't object to the bad taste, but these just aren't that funny. Sorry.

[wheresthebeef]

How about, "Come to Mexico...We Won't Enlist You for an Illegal War Against Iraq" Or, "I Went to Mexico and They Made Me Leave My Assault Weapons at the Border." Or, "Viva Mexico...173 Years Since we Suckered the U.S. Into Taking Texas Off Our Hands!" I got a million of 'em.

[MASTER-BLASTER]

Like some of theother posts today I feel we need to lighten up.

Good thing this is not happening during the election.

That lipstick on a pig comment has a whole new meaning now!

View the daily show for more laughs. We need it all in these trying times.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=225907&title=grading-obama

[Holypat777]

Meh-Hee-Co: You'll never reegret dat you flu by!

[steamboat]

All you folks who need to lose weight, come to Mexico, you'll leave skinny after you catch our flu.