Business To Security Analysts: Shut UP

I've been in business for about 5,427 dog years and at no time during my career has there ever been a day when somebody wasn't worried about what some security analyst was writing about us. This factoid stretches over six iterations of four separate companies, with enough corporate permutations to confuse a particle physicist.

"Bob Weasel of Finster-Koolaid says we're off on our guidance and won't make our EBITDA for the quarter!" the CFO will write while forwarding the latest analysis from Weasel, who long ago decided to take a negative turn on our stock because it differentiates him from the other analysts and gets him quotes in the Wall Street Journal.

"What are we going to do about it?" people will cry. And of course there's nothing you can do about it. Weasel has every right to his take. Its can't be corrected, either, even if he's wrong, because Weasel's opinion is based on a deep understanding of the marketplace, our business sector, and the economy.

Ha!

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