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Stephen Gyllenhaal

Stephen Gyllenhaal

Posted: March 1, 2010 07:44 PM

Big, Fat, Rich White Guys...

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It's been almost a week now and I still remain haunted by the images of that Health Care Summit that was called by the White House last week. Thankfully the images have faded a bit -- the massive tables with all those important representatives. The blue and yellow bunting. Who put up all that bunting? Used all those tacks? Was it done the night before? The morning of? It reminded me a bit of the Oscars. A really big show, folks, with lots of speeches. I can't remember really what came of the whole thing: various hands were shaken in photos; people frowned, smiled, looked important...

But one thing sticks. I can't get it out of my head. Almost everyone there at the tables was a big, fat, white guy. Most of them had white hair. White on white. And the other thing that kept hitting me was, yes, everyone of those big fat white-white guys has got a really good Health Care Plan, paid fully by his government: total Health Care coverage. (And then there was the news earlier in the week about Dick Cheney and his fifth heart attack and how his survival proved -- according to his proud doctors -- what great Health Care the former VP had. Were these doctors just laughing at the rest of us because that's all that can be done at this point?)

Big, fat, well-taken-care-of white-white guys, mostly in suits. A few women, yeah (also in suits). A black president. Cool. But mostly big fat white-white guys, many with a kind of redness around the eyes and cheeks. Puffy and red. Little networks of blue veins around the noses. Red, white and blue from too much alcohol. Too much beef. Reminds me of the 1960s -- actually the 1940s -- scratch that -- 1890. So what's changed in a hundred and ten years if guys like this still get whatever they want and then meet around long tables with blue and yellow bunting to hash out what to do with the rest of us and the rest of the pie?

But jeeze, it's pretty tough to do that, isn't it -- all these complicated issues and the money that's left after they've taken care of themselves and their pals? Not to mention all that money needed to get re-elected and so forth...

And that single, black, mother with her three kids in the ghetto? It's all her fault, of course (more or less) that she hasn't gotten her act pulled better-together. Never mind she's twenty-two, was forced to try to fight through a laughably underfunded school system, et cetera. Besides, she's got the internet now, right? And there's Google. And another good thing -- her kids seem to be getting thinner and she's getting thinner and you live longer if you're thinner. Maybe that's why these big, fat, white guys need all that great Health Care and she and her kids don't.

But I ramble. And I suppose I'm a little confused (I'm a white guy too, by the way -- same age as a lot of those leading statesmen). And I do have to admit that I have good Health Care too. Hmmm. Interesting...

But still, I ramble. Sorry.

How about this -- these big, fat, white guys (and the few woman, and the black president and even me, I guess) -- we all get our Health Care plug pulled till this damn thing gets sorted out.

This is not an impossible idea if enough of us get together (at this point in the endless Health Care debate) and say, "No! Enough is enough! It's not fair. You/me -- we get no Health Care till you figure out Health Care for everybody. And then...

what everybody else gets, you mostly big, fat white representatives get too. Nothing more. Nothing less."

Not impossible. We just need some big fat petitions. A national movement. Use the internet. "You guys get what we get. Nothing more. Nothing less." It'd be nice if the President (not being red, pasty white and blue) could say it too -- that he'd stop his government sponsored fully covered single payer Health Care Plan for himself and his family and challenge the House, Senate (even the Supreme Court) to voluntarily do the same until this damn thing gets solved for the people that all of these mostly big fat white rich guys were put into office to serve.

But I don't see that in the cards, so that leaves it up to us, the people. Why should that have changed after all these years either? A groundswell. Grassroots. A rebellion again, of sorts, because enough is enough. Sound like another Tea Party? Two Tea Parties at the same time? Why not?

 
 
 

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plwood01
10:16 AM on 03/02/2010
Thanks Dude for setting the record straight! Now maybe Whites will stop wondering why African Ameicans cannot get over slavery, segregation or White Entitlement! It is not rocket science!
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plwood01
10:13 AM on 03/02/2010
A Native American has the full prospective of what old White guys are about if we all don't by now! I am sorry for the way you have always been treated and have tried my best to fight for change starting 43 years ago and continuing the fight as we speak! Perhaps once they die out, we will be able to elect from a diverse group of people that we have in this country. Until the Whites change their indoctrination to greed at all costs, we will be in this situation. Who in their right mind actually expected a Black President to be able to do anything in this racist country? Sure, we had hope but most African Americans knew the story, to get a scapegoat for these times who was not White, so as to make it appear that things had changed, while all the time the Old, Fat, White Guys, knew they would never allow him to actually govern the country! No surprise about that...this is status quo actions that we have seen since before segregation was supposedly outlawed in America! I keep saying to people, if they would kill their own President, they would certainly not lift a finger to help a Black one! Their reputation percedes them and so, we have a country held hostage by old, Fat, White Guys! Still disgusting isn't it?
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qaan
Everything in moderation, including moderation.
08:08 AM on 03/02/2010
Keep dreaming.
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newworldman777
What would our future 7th generation think of us?
04:01 AM on 03/02/2010
Welcome to the United States of Flawed America. When you have a country like this one, then get used to this kind of idiocy. Greed and selfishness are imbued throughout our system of government, and our society in general. The result is what we are now witnessing in real time on television. The "I got mine, so screw you" and "pull yourselves up by your own bootstraps" mentality is glowing in all of its disturbing technicolor for all of us to see...and it ain't pretty. It's kind of hard to pull yourself up by bootstraps when you don't have boots. These overly privileged big fat white guys were born wearing boots. That is part of their entitlement.

As a Native American, I look at these "big fat white guys" running this country and wonder how this happened. I guess that "European-descended American" is the new "Native American," while true Native Americans have been relegated to some new politically correct category like "First Nations People," or something like that. Who calls them "People of the First Nations?" Puh-leez. When I look at these big fat white guys, I see Europeans, plain and simple-like. They are not native to this land, yet there they sit with all of the power. Troubling stuff, to say the least.

btw...progressing from 1890, we are now into the 120th year, not the 110th year. Check it out...we are now into the tenth year of the new century.
Citizen54
Conservatism is a con job!
11:25 PM on 03/01/2010
Oh man, this is the best thing I've read in weeks, and absolutely the best piece on the farcical summit. (And I'm an old white guy... but without Congressional health insurance.)

The editors of this site should give this piece more prominence.
10:47 PM on 03/01/2010
I agree! And I like "You guys get what we get. Nothing more. Nothing less."...but how about a shorter, bumper-sticker-type version?
"Same plan as Congress. Nothing more. Nothing less."
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Hawkman4
Canadians, vote!
10:13 PM on 03/01/2010
as per Henny Youngman: "Take Our Healthcare...Please"
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jayraye
08:44 PM on 03/01/2010
This meeting wasn't really about fixing the so-called "health care system" in America. These big, fat white guys don't care, they have no reason to care. Whatever the average American is going thru impacts them very little. But they do care about their corporate sponsers. This meeting is just a stall. Slow down the process and buy Big Insurance more time to rob us all. The American people are calling for HealthCare Justice for All Americans. Republlicans want to do nothing, and Democrats want to do as little as possible, just enuf to pacify the public. Big Insurance wins either way.
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Zigman61
wow - just wow.........
08:26 PM on 03/01/2010
Sure - how do we get started?

Why are these people in DC? Money? Sure as heck isn't for any other good reason. What a mess we have. Something needs to be done.
08:21 PM on 03/01/2010
I heartily applaud this post! Btw, supposedly they work for the people of the United States...how often have you heard of employees having better health care than their employers? hmmmmmm.
12:12 PM on 03/02/2010
Explain to us all how our health care would be better than theirs.