BREAKING NEWS! FOX TO CANCEL ALL OFFENSIVE PROGRAMMING

Threatened Boycott of Fox By O'Reilly Forces Murdoch To Pull The Plug

Saying only that "The Imus matter forced us to take a second look at the crap we've been spewing at America," News Corp head honcho, Rupert Murdoch revealed that, "Bill O'Reilly, as he always does, lead the righteous surge."

"Bill came up to me and promised that if Fox continued to broadcast his racist, sexist and hate-filled bullshit , he would refuse to show up for work," said Murdoch. "That took balls, but I wouldn't expect anything less from Bill. I mean, have you ever seen his balls. They're huge."

With O'Reilly, John Gibson, Sean Whatshisface, Neal Cavuto, that insufferably, witless crew at Fox and Friends and Fox-irregulars, Michelle Malkin and Ann Coulter banned from appearing, FOX President, Roger Ailes, said that FoxNews will be cancel every show but what Ailes is calling "And Colmes."

Developing.

Steve Young (POOMA NEWS) is author of "Great Failures of the the Extremely Successful." www.greatfailure.com