McCain Campaign Going Double Negative

In an attempt to counter Barack Obama's negative attacks countering John McCain's negative attacks, the McCain campaign plans to release a series of commercials detailing Obama's alleged non connections with conventional anti-establishment conservatives.

McCain spokesman, Tucker Bounds defended that their double negative campaign sets new lows in political and/or/without grammatical attacks.

"We don't need no education," sung Bounds. "We don't need no thought control. [ad#med-square] Especially from elite Harvard graduates who don't have no idea of what real Americans don't want."

McCain is expected to go after Obama on his association on former Weatherman, Bill Ayers.

"And after John reminds the electorate of that terrorist connection," said Bounds, "I anticipate he will go after Obama on his association on former Weatherman terrorist, Bill Ayers."

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Award-winning TV writer, Steve Young, is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful" (www.greatfailure.com) and blogs at the appropriately named steveyoungonpolitics.com