When the Internet first came to fruition, who could have imagined that it could be a conduit of anything other than rapidly delivering photos of your cat to untold numbers of disinterested strangers or replacing hard copies of National Geographic aborigine nudes with highly-developed porn? But today we find that computer technology serves an even more important societal benefit: To reveal self-centered, many times illegal, scandalous efforts. An even larger bombshell, so-called intelligent and powerful politicos seem to have yet recognize that their electronic communications are accessible to the most unsophisticated investigation.
My guess is that power supersedes, or in the least, obscures common sense. How much quicker could we have resolved problematic deeds if email technology was available in the past...
From: Richard Nixon (tricky@o-office.com)
Bob, John, as I have told you, I continue to know nothing about the details of the Watergate break in that you've been updating me about for the past few weeks. But if I did know about it, which I don't and never did, I think it might be a good time for a cover up.
From: Bob Haldeman (coconspirator@flattop.com)
Got it. I'll let Dean know. They'd have to kill his first born to get anything out of him.
From: Chief Crazy Horse (CCH@notsocrazy.com)
Subject: Custer's Soon To Be Last Stand
Time for a little traffic jam at Big Horn. You're not going to believe this but General Dimwad thinks we're only bringing 800 warriors to the party. How about we bring about 1,000 more? You know, for laughs. What say you SB?
From: Sitting Bull (SB@siouxme-siouxyou.com)
ROFLMAO. Break treaties, will they. I'm thinking 2,000 more. But don't send any smoke signals. Buffalo hides have ears.
From: John W. Booth (thesbo@assassinatingmycareer.com)
Hey Mary. Instead of running a rock solid oppositional nominee against Abe to debate the issues, I'd like that we first give a shot at drilling a hole through the head of a beloved sitting president while his horrified wife sits by his side. Your thoughts.
From: Mary Surratt (owner@surattsb&b.com)
OMG. Such a well thought out plan. Just try to do it where they would least expect it. You know, in front of hundreds of people who can identify you and where you'd have to leap a high enough distance that you could break your leg. BTW, have you seen the show at the Ford? It's killer.
From: Head Sanhedrin Priest's Office (headguy@taxes-r-us.com)
Subject: You could already be a thirty silver coin winner
Judas, my friend. I'm just pitching here. We'd like to ask the J-man a few questions. No big deal. Really, the boys here would love to find out how to do the water into wine thing. Maybe teach some of us how to walk on water...you know, before we turn it into wine.
So, I know the guy's your friend and all, but if you could just kiss and betray him to us, we'd be eternally thankful. And hell, who couldn't use an extra thirty silver coins?
Signed but not read, Morty
From: Judas Iscariot (HeyJude@12Apostles.com)
If you're sure you will let him go after talking to him. He's a good guy but if his Dad finds out...
Steve Young is the author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful...Mistakes, Adversity, Failure and Other Steppingstones to Success (greatfailure.com) theeothersteveyoung@juno.com
This column previously appeared in the (1/14/14) Philadelphia Inquirer.
Our 2024 Coverage Needs You
It's Another Trump-Biden Showdown — And We Need Your Help
The Future Of Democracy Is At Stake
Our 2024 Coverage Needs You
Your Loyalty Means The World To Us
As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.
Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our news free for all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
The 2024 election is heating up, and women's rights, health care, voting rights, and the very future of democracy are all at stake. Donald Trump will face Joe Biden in the most consequential vote of our time. And HuffPost will be there, covering every twist and turn. America's future hangs in the balance. Would you consider contributing to support our journalism and keep it free for all during this critical season?
HuffPost believes news should be accessible to everyone, regardless of their ability to pay for it. We rely on readers like you to help fund our work. Any contribution you can make — even as little as $2 — goes directly toward supporting the impactful journalism that we will continue to produce this year. Thank you for being part of our story.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
It's official: Donald Trump will face Joe Biden this fall in the presidential election. As we face the most consequential presidential election of our time, HuffPost is committed to bringing you up-to-date, accurate news about the 2024 race. While other outlets have retreated behind paywalls, you can trust our news will stay free.
But we can't do it without your help. Reader funding is one of the key ways we support our newsroom. Would you consider making a donation to help fund our news during this critical time? Your contributions are vital to supporting a free press.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our journalism free and accessible to all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.
Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our news free for all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. Would you consider becoming a regular HuffPost contributor?
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. If circumstances have changed since you last contributed, we hope you'll consider contributing to HuffPost once more.
Support HuffPostAlready contributed? Log in to hide these messages.