State Department Issues Travel Advisory To Students Watching Fox News During Spring Break

It seems that Fox News has made an editorial decision to use an inordinate amount of video of bikini-clad coeds to support their coverage of the violent Mexican drug cartels.
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In a surprise warning, the State Department issued a travel alert cautioning parents, college students and teens to be mindful of the deluge of video clips depicting near-naked, gyrating women cavorting on Mexican beaches and pool sides during Spring Break that are being aired 25/8 on Fox News.

"It seems that Fox News has made an editorial decision to use an inordinate amount of video of bikini-clad coeds to support their coverage of the violent Mexican drug cartels," said a State Department spokesman. "We're finding that this inappropriate prmotional tactic is causing a surge of post pubescent boys to head into their rooms, sometimes three and four times a day, to watch O'Reilly/'Hannity/Van Susteren. As most nuns will tell you, that's playing with hell-fire."

During the March 3 edition of The O'Reilly Factor, while host Bill O'Reilly discussed the issue with a topless Dick Morris, he repeatedly aired footage of bouncing bikini-clad women swinging their bosoms wildly, Morris claimed, "A defenseless boy could get his eye knocked out by READ THE REST OF THE IMPORTANT CABLE NEW TRAVEL TIPS HERE.

Award-winning travel expert, Steve Young, is author of "Fox News Erotica and Other Cable New Tourist Traps" and blogs at the appropriately named, "SteveYoungOnPolitics.com"

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