Time To Come Up With The Sarah Palin Book Title

List as many as you can...

Here's a few to start you off...

Sarah Palin
There's No Quit In This Gal...Except When Elected

Life Is About Choices! Except If You're Pro-Choice
The Sarah Palin Story

Blaming Everyone But Myself
The Sarah Palin Story

The Onion Got Nothing On Me
The Sarah Palin Story

How To Use The Phrase "Dead Fish" And Still Appear Pro-Life
The Sarah Palin Speech Makin' Book

Award-winning TV writer Steve Young is author of "Great Failures of the Extremely Successful...Mistakes, Adversity, Failure and Other Steppingstones to Success" (www.greatfailure.com) and blogs at the appropriately named steveyoungonpolitics.com

Comments

[bedfordny]

May the Farce Be with you.

[BlackJAC]

I'd go with YOU CAN'T BE A "MEEAVERICK" AND A RAVING PRIMA DONNA TOO.

[RobtBrock]

Zen and the art of being trailer-trash.

[LMPE]

How Moose-Hunting Can Save the Republican Party and Promote Abstinence

[RobinLandseadel]

"Inherent Vice."

Oops, already being used, my bad. Howzabout "Wasilla Vice?"

[mlaiuppa]

And here is the original Mudflats thread with over 1,000 book title entries.

http://www.themudflats.net/2009/05/13/name-that-book/

I think my contribution was "Made you buy this book, also too"

[ArthurTwoShedsJackson]

Hilarious! I like the 2nd place "Lipstick on a Dipstick" best but winner "Sarah Vain and Simple" is excellent too. Given Palin's cut-and-run, the 3rd place choice deserves a new look: "How To Succeed Without Ever Accomplishing Anything."

Other favorites - LOL:

Don't Know Much About Geography - The Sarah Palin Story
Magical Thinking: The Sarah Palin Guide to Governance and Abstinence
The Devil Wears Red Naughty Monkey Shoes
I Narcissus: How I Bamboozled, Bullied and BSed My Way to Fame…And I Ain’t Done Yet!

[mlaiuppa]

Mudflats did a huge open thread of Palin book titles.

http://www.themudflats.net/2009/05/14/sarah-palins-book-title-time-to-vote/

Right now book covers are being designed for the top three winners.

[PhilipB]

"Mavericky" by S. Palin

[gentlewomanfarmer]

One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest

The Audacity of "Nope"

[aurora59]

How about:

"Palin In Comparison"

"Confessions of a Slutty Airline Attendant"

[NotStarvingArtist]

When the going gets tough,
I quit.

or

When the going gets touch,
the tough blame the media.

[TheWonderfulNothing]

And if she decides to dabble in fiction:

The Budget Fashion Guide.
by Sarah Palin

I Have More Executive Experience than Obama
by Sarah Palin

How to Protect Your Teen's Virginity
by Sarah Palin

[SimJack]

All Antler, No Moose!

[ImJustSaying007]

Nail on the head Steve.....­..........­.. Any and all will suffice.

[kejia]

This has been thrashed out on www.themudflats.net

http://www.themudflats.net/2009/05/14/sarah-palins-book-title-time-to-vote/

Here are the 2nd and 3rd place winners, with visuals:

*Silver*: "Lipstick on a Dipstick"
http://www.themudflats.net/2009/07/03/open-thread-sarah-palin-book-title-2nd-place-winner/

*Bronze*: How to Succeed without Accomplishing Anything
http://www.themudflats.net/2009/06/22/bronze-medal-sarah-palin-book-naming-contest-winner-a-visual/