Coming Headlines!

Conservatives Electrified! Could Actually Win!

Tide of Hope Turned Back by Fear!

Four More Years of Profiteering and Intimidation!

Bullies Everywhere Psyched!

Blackwater Opens Security Kiosks in Every Starbucks!

Halliburton Changes Name to Eat Shit, Suckers, Inc.!

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George W. Bush to Tour in "Will Rogers Follies!"

Vice President Palin Initiates 'Give a Homeless Brown-Skinned Lady a Scrunchy' Program!

Bristol Palin and VP Mom Pregnant With Same Octuplets!

President McCain Craps Self During Easter Egg Roll!

Barack Obama Becomes One of the Founding Fathers of New Breakaway Country: UPSCSA (United Peaceful Smart Constructive States of America); Much of World Migrates to New Land Mass Comprised of Recycled Rubber Tires and Loofahs, Epidemic Hope and Contentment Seize Entire Population!

Remaining Conservative Neo-Cons Tout Missile Defense System, No One Gives a Fuck!

US President Grover Norquist Confesses to Being Oh So Lonely, Launches Pre-emptive Strike Against Self, US News Outlets Report Favorable Outcome Until All Transmissions Cease!

Swallows Come Back to Capistrano! Gladly!

Comments

[XME]

Are Americans Dumb Enough to Fall for Bush III in Palin Clothing? The McCain Campaign is Counting on it!

[genevieve35]

I really hope not..twice is enough and now we here in Canada are following in the footsteps of America with it's Bush loving Prime Minister Stephen Harper, who has a serious hard on for jesus and oil and who wants put mary jane away for life....

[susaw]

Very funny, Steven; I needed a good laugh today.

I think that when she finally opens her mouth to the press, big gobbets of dung will fly out and she will crash and burn. We got a little taste today with her comments on Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae, indicating that she really doesn't know what they are!

Keep the faith, babies, and do go to myobama.com and donate. Money does indeed win elections and this one is so very important!

[tompoe]

Palin Demanded Government Take Over Fannie and Freddie. Why? Because "they had become too big a burden on taxpayers." Can you believe it?

[mcostello]

Did she really say that?
The scoundrals who took all the money and ran must have howled with laughter.

[1will]

If only the Blue States COULD break away.

[mcostello]

The only problem is that the red staters are the ones who make all the food.

[Adrienne Williams - Huffpost Blogger]

Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the Easter roll! LOL. Fear now, we will get past the Palin nightmare.

[kellygrrrl]

coming headline:

"College Students blocked from Voting in Battleground States."

it's already starting in OH and VA -- no joke

[BadChristian]

"Uncle Sam Found Dead in Grover Norquist's Bath Tub"
Norquist: "It was my patriotic duty."

[horus07]

if these two win-this country deserves what it gets...

[Dynamohum]

I haven't laughed so hard in days!! Finally, just the right kind of comedic relief. Oh, the insanity. As funny as it is, one has to wonder if the whole world has turned on it's ear.

[23000Days]

Funny but scary, Steven.

I'm sort of amazed that so many Dems are jumping through their liberal patooties over Palin!
The GOP was so utterly uninspired before her; they were circling the drain. Now Palin is a twig they're all grasping at.
The truths will leak out, the fascination will fade and we'll be back to pre-convention numbers. we've seen it before, America's attention span is not that long! The news cycle is geared to that.
My fondest hope is that the youth vote shows up Nov 4!

So guys and dolls, Take a deep breath and then donate at myobama.com. Money wins elections!