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Steven Weber

Steven Weber

Posted: October 29, 2010 01:54 AM

Falsies

What's Your Reaction:

False equivalents, false comparisons, false data, false reality.

Welcome to America -- Republican style.

It appears to make little to no difference what prevailing interpretations of scientifically gathered data, empirically based historical studies or previous interpretations of religious mythos would have upon the current mutation of right wing political thought and deed.

And perhaps, once again judging from their words and deeds, they have taken a far bolder, infinitely more esoteric leap than even most liberal thinkers, in realizing that, in spite of their agit-prop, quasi-conservative maxims to the contrary, there actually is no god, no possible good government and no need for moral boundaries of any kind.

Talk about progressive.

For, if they truly held the obverse of those beliefs, they would never advance the positions they do in the way that they do. They would engage in civil discourse instead of the grotesque displays of purposefully untethered rage; they would seek parity among the disenfranchised instead of siding with the forces of greed; they wouldn't flout normal people's fears of mortality and poverty and failure, exploiting weakness instead of seizing the opportunity that modern technology and respect for history affords them.

Oh, and they wouldn't step on heads.

Instead, they spread false premises, disseminate false information, create false enemies, pray to false idols.

If the Bible is anything, it is prescient on the subject of false prophets and on the consequences of embracing greed instead of one another.

Maybe they can't help what they are. Maybe after realizing how the world, science and human history regards them and their backward views they are declaring a kind of war on Truth.

Armed with technical know-how which empowers even the least efficient of seditionists along with unflinching faith in their dependably obsolete icons, they have highjacked the socio-political infrastructure which supported their domination at the hands of their declared enemies -- highjacked reality -- and re-imagined the past to justify their present madness and are indeed attempting to make off with the future.

Having literally bought almost all the mechanisms of democracy in order to facilitate this drive to recreate reality, having the media trumpeting their misinformation, having the highest court in the land rewrite The Constitution in its image, False is poised to become Real.

The truth, Oscar Wilde wrote, is rarely pure and never simple. In the world the Republicans would build, their truth would be just that.

And true to form, it would be false.

 

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Cleverboots
06:11 PM on 10/29/2010
I have yet to se the words intelligent and Republican in the same sentence,much less intelligent and Tea Party. The Right wing element survives by preaching fear and fostering stupidity and obedience.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
04:27 PM on 10/29/2010
The modern definition of a conservative is one who has no new ideas. All they have is their ages old mantra of less taxes and less regulation. That these have proven to be a disaster under current circumstances has required the modern conservative to wrap them up in a different argument. It took the Republicans 8 years to create this mess but only 18 months to blame Obama for it. It is to be expected of them. That so many people seem to be falling for this card trick is beyond sad.
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
04:18 PM on 10/29/2010
Speaking of falsies, I wonder if David Vitter likes to wear those.
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Anna Nicole Dahmer
Lie like that & you won't go to heaven
12:01 PM on 10/30/2010
falsies: a gold crucifix between Carrie prejean's cleavage!
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learninglife
Be the change you want to see in the world
04:07 PM on 10/29/2010
"For, if they truly held the obverse of those beliefs, they would never advance the positions they do in the way that they do."

Indeed. For all the blatant displays of "piety" and "patriotism" - the actual policies championed by today's Right Wing not only contradict treating others as you would like to be treated, and helping the poorest among us - as well as other examples of bleeding heart nonsense - but also betray complete contempt for actual Democracy and fellow Americans - not that they consider us "real" Americans.
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KDog76A
Neither political party is good for America
04:05 PM on 10/29/2010
What a line of BS....

ANY political party is full of it... case in point. Democrats are up in arms over alleged Republican money sources... while Google execs throw a $30k a plate fundraiser for Democrats... interestingly enough within a week an investigation to Google's invasion of privacy (using its street-view cars to determine local residents through their wifi connections and ISPs as they drive by their houses) gets dropped.

And what about Free healthcare???? THats a lie in fact Reform of healthcare was a lie...

no raising taxes on the middle class... Dems are so far letting the taxbreaks run out... then their is shifting taxes on goods etc that way more heavily on the middle class... see healthcare above, more expensive to pay for buying special interest votes.
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laddieluv
Dogs are angels with paws.
10:09 AM on 10/30/2010
Yes, Your post IS a line of BS.

You conservatards can NEVER, EVER accept any responsibility for your hate-filled, male, pale, stale crap.

It's always "the other side did it, too."

Whiny pee-pee pants babies. Wing nutz have that pathetic, immature act honed to a tee.

If whining, denying, lying, playing the victim, blaming the left, and being easily led and clueless were Olympic sports, you tools would get straight "10's" across the board.

Brain bleach.
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Querent
I just had to say that.
06:47 PM on 10/30/2010
Fanned for accuracy and intelligence.
03:35 PM on 10/29/2010
"Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough." Mark Twain. Keep drinking the Kool-Aid and stay thirsty, my friends...
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AMCD
I'm one of the 99%
03:24 PM on 10/29/2010
The idea that the "free market" will solve all of our ills has been proven false so many times I could write a book about it. If there was no regulations to keep our air and water clean we would clean air and water, right? We have regulations on how meat is processed and yet we still have meat packing companies who circumvent regulations. Why do you think they would suddenly become clean facilities if we removed those regulations? Oh yes. The argument goes "they would be put out of business". No. After the contamination was traced back to their company they would declare bankruptcy and/or change their name and continue as before. The free market is good at solving problems if they can make money on it. If there is no money to be made they will ignore the problem. And believe me, they do not think it is a problem to overcharge you or sell you a product that is engineered to fail.

Companies always have our best interest at heart [insert heavy sarcasm].
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telebob59
Unrepentant, unreconstructed Dharma Bum
01:52 PM on 10/29/2010
Ah, those good 'ol reliable right-wing HP trolls. They seem to have a dowsing rod for posts like this one. As though no one except they can point out human frailties and evils in others. The post is another fine one from Steven, although there was one paragraph I had to read over at least twice to be certain of its structure and meaning.
And I find the Oscar Wilde quote very apt and appropriate. The trolls, of course can't get over their own egos for the most part. I'm surprised none of them noticed how Weber took pains to give "previous interpretations of religious mythos" their due. With regard to the Wilde reference, some dunderheads might remark, "Oscar Wilde...wasn't he? You know..." They and all the 'falsies' Weber speaks of would have everyone and anyone who doesn't toe their line thrown in Reading Gaol, figuratively and perhaps literally.
01:34 PM on 10/29/2010
The words you write here have more truth and honesty for OUR fellow human beings than anything uttered by ANY teapublican't since their hypocritical bigotry began to appear - shortly after 11/04/08.

It mattered not in their lack of conscience the greed infused moneychangers immediately stepped in to fund the roots of their grass. Because their original message was indeed so bigoted, it mattered not they were co-opted by status quo hypocrisy and provided with a script for falsely claiming wrongs. Because someone, anyone, of even false authority joined their mean little world of hateful signs and patted their backs for holding them high, they just knew the vengeful god that bombed them for allowing 'the gay', and had taken angelic whiteness from their leader's house, would restore 'right'ness to their world.

It matters little the lies they tell or the heads they stomp, for it's their god's will and not their own, and they just somehow KNOW they're forgiven. And, oh yes, the also just KNOW everyone else are the ignorant ones.

Thank you once again, Steven, for your conscience.
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BlueFloyd
The Antidote to Ayn Rand...
03:38 PM on 10/29/2010
yes, where were all of these concerned citizens, these deficit hawks, these watchdogs of decency, these lovers of smaller govt.....where were they for the first 8 years of this century????
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willysworldrocks
12:51 PM on 10/29/2010
Steven Webers fantasies. I'll bet he was always picked last as a child. It seems the libs want everyone to be even and equal. They want to lower conservatives so they don't feel so inferior. They project their hatefilled and racist tendencies on others while believing in their own intellectual superiority. What a crock!!
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lakat
Haiti lives.
02:04 PM on 10/29/2010
Wow, so you don't even get we feel superior to you guys? I thought it was so obvious, I was feeling guilty.
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BlueFloyd
The Antidote to Ayn Rand...
02:13 PM on 10/29/2010
willysworldrocks' sweeping prejudicial generalizations. I'll bet you were always wrong as a child too. It seems you want everyone to fit into your little generalizations. What a crock is right!!!
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skateboy30
12:41 PM on 10/29/2010
Common sense is not all that common and half the people you meet are below average; this is basically what keeps the GOP alive.
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BlueFloyd
The Antidote to Ayn Rand...
12:32 PM on 10/29/2010
The potential equivalencies and arguments against this intelligent wiseass, Mr. Weber, fall away completely when one remembers that giuliani and several other repubs try to push the talking point as fact that there was no terrorist attack under w's watch. That doozie trumps 'em all. Pathetic and shameful and lacking in any morals and sense of responsibility. Anyone who would do that cannot possibly love this country.
03:25 PM on 10/29/2010
On the nose BlueFloyd, thanks - and F&F.
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tnkeating
Dyslexic agnostic insomniac
12:31 PM on 10/29/2010
People are going to believe what they want to believe, myself included. Why does Congress try to convince us that what they did is not their fault? They cooperate in this common Con regardless of party. Do you believe Steven that either party tells the truth? If so your dumber than me, but you write so elegant and I do enjoy reading your posts.
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BlueFloyd
The Antidote to Ayn Rand...
12:27 PM on 10/29/2010
But isnt it BOTH SIDES, Steven? Let's be fair and balanced here and call out both sides, because the teevee tells me so. (that's how i know jesuchristo loves me, too, btw).

Ok, we have established, for the intellectually-incurious, and the ideologically-blinded believers in perpetual equivalencies which amount to tagyerit and nothing more, the complete and total refudiationation of this liberal's article.

No need to post, foox fans and baggers. Your work is done!
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NY Guy
President Romney - get used to it.
12:27 PM on 10/29/2010
Welcome to America -- Republican style.

Feels good, doesn't it.