Fred Thompson!!!
Fred Thompson for Praysident!
I seen him on TV! He's avuncular! I wanna have a malted and a bourbon with him! I dunno what he stands for but goddamn I know his face and he ain't said anything I disagree with! Hell, he ain't said anything I agree with!
He plays a tough guy lawyer! He will be tough on Osama!
I bet he hates the French! I can't stand the French! The French flag is white! Their women don't shave their armpits! Their hats are flat and they have stems on 'em! They hate me! I know it!
But Fred Thompson is like Ronald Reagan! He was a Republican! He hated commies! Fred Thompson hates commies, too, I bet! I hate commies! Russians! Hate 'em!
I like Fred Thompson! He looks tough but tender like I think I imagine I remember my daddy looking when he wasn't hitting me with a sleeve of Saltines® awake every morning before school! I would get really high and drunk the night before and then in the morning my daddy would hit me awake! And hard, too! "Get up! Get up! Get up! Get up!" he would yell with every swing of the sleeve of Saltines®! (I still sprinkle salt in my hair and lashes before I go out on a date, I tell you!). "I'm up! I'm up! I'm up! I'm up!" I would scream back! That's why I've always been a morning person! Rise and shine! Start the day! Like Fred Thompson starts his days! Daddy had to be tough! But then he was tender! I was lost! "You are lost!" he would shout! But boy did he find me! That's how I feel when I see the next praysident Fred Thompson!
He has a pretty wife! I want a pretty wife! She's blonde! I want a blonde pretty wife! I like pretty wifes!
Fred Thompson!
He will whip the hell out of Hillary! I hate Hillary! I like Rudy, too! He is a true hero! Not like those idiots who stayed in the twin towers when they got flown into by the Iraqi highjackers! Rudy lit out, fully knowing he would have to be alive later on to be Fred Thompson's Vice President!
Fred and Rudy!
Rudy and Fred!
Red Roofies!
That's what I put in Sandra Delvecchio's Purple Jesus in 9th grade! She was out like a light! It was awesome! She told on me to Daddy! He woke me up extra early the next morning! Rise and shine!
Fred Thompson! You got my vote!
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Reddy Freddy reminds me of another opportunistic Republican who is using his celebrity, his influence and his wife's good looks to CASH IN on the BOOTY of America- like the rest of this CROOKED and CRIMINAL CROWD like CHENEY, LIBBY, BUSHY, ROVER, GONZO, NICHOLSON, BROWNIE, POMBO, VITTER, STICKLER, CARD, SNOW, FLEISCHER, GANNON, CRAIG, STEVENS, CRYSTOL, et al.....
but what do I know, all I have are the FACTS and HISTORY of their ACTIONS AND DECISIONS.
and, of course, FACTS MEAN NOTHING TO THE BUSHCO FAMILY....
Steven, you are so amusing, and have beautifully described Thompson's supporters. Scary!
We make fun of old Freddy, but this is a serious matter. There is a vast area of the country between the two coasts that would see what they want in the President in Freddy's personality. Look, even Hollywood believes he is presidenta
Instead of laughing at him and making jokes of his wife, we better get a plan together to counter his "looks". Remember, to most of the voters, its looks first, ability second.
"I'll bet Thompson likes car racin."
Steven,
These barely literate readers (as Maher and Carlin have concurred) will not get your high sarcasm.
Republicans are successful (other than the fact that they fix the ballot), because they speak as plainly as possible.
Our citizenry have a difficult enough time decoding college-level vocabulary--and yes, even the folks who write and read Huff.Post. (have you read some of the articles and comments).
Oddly enough, Reagan starred in a cowboy movie called, "Law & Order".
If Thompson were to be President, history will repeat itself...e
Fred will probably win. Americans
find it impossible to separate fantasy from reality. Ronald Reagan proved this. The man had Alzheimer's
for about 6 years of his presidency.
I'd say too many exclamation points.
You nailed it until Sandra Delvecchio. There were no Delvecchios in your narrators childhood.
Great post!
there you go again, demanding quality.
all your ranting is not designed to make me FEEL better.
phooey!
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Fred Thompson used to be a lobbyist and his efforts cost the American public billions on boondoggle projects and fucked up insurance bills designed to rip off the public.
He's a slimy old fart who's been a scheming opportunist since his youth.
Sounds perfect for the GOP--their kinda guy.
Hillarious!
I loved the sleeve of Saltines®.
Fred Thompson is just another empty republican suit, who will pander with the best of the other empty republican suits to corporate interests. I am really enjoying the nomination process for the republicans, they corporate america will spend millions of dollars, only to watch them lose the election in Nov 2008. The Democratic nominee will be the next president and I prefer an Edwards/Obama ticket, that would be best for America, but any Democrat is better than a republican slime bag.
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who wouldn't vote for old man Fred.. heck it reminds me of my good old boy days back on the farm.. we lived next to them thar Dukes of Hazard..
old Fred told me once he's so old he gets 2 senior citizen discounts.
yep, i member them days of drinkin whiskey down by the still with old man Fred.. him and Jed Clampett would go on bout that Herbert Hoover and how it really was back in them thar hills before the revenoors got to thick..
vote for Fred.. lets keep our guns and our whiskey and the hell with them thar guvmint boys..
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Fred Thompson is a jerk. I really didn't like all the stuff he said about Michael Moore when Sicko came out. I was a really big fan of Sicko, until I saw "America Freedom to Fascism" and then I figured there are actually bigger things to worry about.
I was going to vote for Barack Obama, but I believe Ron Paul is the only candidate who will try to stop the US from policing the world, and get us out of Iraq.
I believe the man means what he says, and will save thousands of lives given the chance.
Check out Ron Paul at the Fox debate. It's fantastic. http://www
Even Bill Maher says Ron Paul is his new hero http://you
I would also like to recommend watching "Why We Fight." A film about the US Military Industrial Complex. "The Money Masters" and "America Freedom to Fascism" on the Federal Reserve.
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Posted September 8, 2007 | 08:21 PM (EST)