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Kindest Cuts

Posted: 05/16/11 09:39 AM ET

Of all the things the Obama presidency has achieved, isolating the madness at the heart of America's psyche -- a madness knowingly cultivated and allowed to fester -- has been about the best.

Driving the right wing absolutely bat-shit nuts to the extent it has is one unforeseen benefit of having an intelligent, articulate person at the country's tiller, especially after the 8+ years of fumbling swagger and rampant booberie epitomized by the W presidency. The resultant fatigue and deeply lodged anxiety having exhausted all one's powers and skills justifying the onslaught of bad policies and inane utterances from that particular leader should have qualified all of us for much deserved sick leave.

But even more than just sounding good (and trying like hell to implement generally sound policy while having to compromise in order to do the business of government, and all while being assaulted night and day by his feral opposition) the presence of a black man in The White House has shaken opponents to their very cores and stripped any artifice that the right wing so feverishly depends upon to get their otherwise unpalatable message across. Now denuded, they cannot help but blurt out and embody their bitter racism, xenophobia and utterly profit-driven motivations for power, cannot help revealing the pathetic truth beneath their cloak of respectability and patriotism.

A traipse across the AM dial is a like a day-trip to an asylum, roars of paranoid outrage echoing through the corridors from behind padded doors; a look through the scuffed and smeared portholes reveal the screamers themselves, raving against the brown-skinned boogie man. The Rushes, the Seans, the Levins and all the rest of the inmates rattle their bars and spin lurid scenarios that were once relegated to the fringes of discourse but which have now found their way to the center of the town square, infecting and sickening all within earshot.

But that's a good thing. They can no longer successfully masquerade as good church-goers or patriotic congressmen or philanthropic CEO's as long as there's a glaringly contrasting example in an Obama presidency. Like Dorian Gray's portrait, the right wing's decay has been revealed for all to see and, slowly, people are stepping closer to view it in all its sad, shameful truth.

Because before you can operate to remove a tumor, you have to know where to make the incision.

And of all the cuts ever proposed, that would be the kindest.

 

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03:56 PM on 05/26/2011
Spectacular post! From beginning to end. Every sentence.

Please, write more often.
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Social Construct
Go left, young man.
10:26 AM on 05/25/2011
I have to check for Steven Weber's posts more frequently.

Rampant booberie. lol. Is that another term for happy hour at Hooters? Thanks for another high velocity ride on the metaphor rails.
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Thinkster
I Think, therefore I POST!
12:56 PM on 05/18/2011
Looks like you hit a nerve, Steven. Great post - thanks!
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lgillooly
06:51 PM on 05/17/2011
Steven
For the last 10 yrs I have listened to talk radio and over 100 times have called in to the Charlotte rightwing talk channel to try and get some truth out there.. I have come to realize that talk radio is the most powerful propaganda media format in this country. After the repeal of the Fairness Doctrine by Saint Reagan in 1986 the door swung open for the industry titans to take over our airwaves with NO time allotted for opposing opinions. It reaches far more people than TV. Beck may have 2 million viewers, but has 12 million listeners. Same for Hannity. Rush has 15-20 million. They are all basically industry lobbyists. Each has ther own schtik, but they always protect the same 5 industries on every issue 1. Wall St 2. war profiteers 3.Pharma/healthcare 4.energy 5. telecom/media
The real power is in the saturation and repetition. After the national hosts are over the channels play local PARROTING hosts to repeat the message and interact with listeners via phone calls.
I once read that Joseph Goebells had a 3 step propaganda recipe. In essence he said you can control a people anywhere any time by doing 3 things
1. Always have an enemy (Obama, Govt, gays,)
2.Always be the Uber Patriot
3. Always have the means to repeat and repeat and repeat the message until it becomes the truth (see talk radio )
we're screwed !
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reggabaet
Tea Parties R 4 little girls
07:16 AM on 05/17/2011
But they can't possibly be scared of black people because they like Herman Cain...maybe it's the free cheesy breadsticks.
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SirReal1
07:45 PM on 05/17/2011
Seriously, I think there are two parts to the Herman Cain phenomena.

The first is a tendency to "over-generalize" our own perspective on Republicans. They ARE NOT ALL racists. The party agenda, policy, and attitudes may be racist, but many Republican voters are not.

That said, I think many (who may or may not be racist) Republican voters are voicing support for Mr. Cain because it provides "cover" for their Parties attitude on race. Much like the argument offered by the Tea Partiers when their racist views were questioned, if they can point to a speaker, or attendee, who is obviously a minority, they claim that they are not racists. Never mind that nearly 50% of the Country is minorities and that their representation at ANY Republican (or Teapublican) event is never even 10%, that's just a fluke.

When Herman Cain wins a primary in the "Deep South", or wins the majority of the "Gated Communities" vote, I might reconsider my opinion. For now, it's far to early in the campaign to give the Party a pass because they let him stand on the stage with all the white guys.
10:05 AM on 05/18/2011
So much wrong with this post. "Nearly 50% of the Country is minorities"? Fact: nearly two thirds of the country is still "White persons not Hispanic" according to the US Census (65.1%, to be precise.).
I'd like to ask if you've seen demographics on HuffPo readership? I found a website that put black readership at 7%, or just over half of their population percentage of 12.9%. Does that make HuffPo readers and contributors racist? I could go on, but really, why bother?
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The Smartest Monkees
Planet of the Apes? We're on it, baby!
06:57 AM on 05/17/2011
You're simply inadequately informed, Mr. Weber. Some of us have the facts, and they're not pretty.
I'll try to educate you. However, I don't hold out much hope I'll get through the liberal bunker of denial you've encased yourself in. Read on...if you dare...

Not "one of us,"

Obama, as a baby, was found in a basket floating among the reeds in Egypt, where his "mother" was studying "Terrorism For Dummies" at one of the local madrassas.
She got his birth certificat­e from her close friend Abbie Hoffman, who regularly created phony "official" documents for future "terror babies" back in the 60s.
At 12, Obama tried out, and failed to get, the "Good Times" role (J.J.), made famous by Jimmy Walker. Although as a budding young terrorist, he could say the line, "DynoMITE!­!!," with real conviction­, he was deemed too young for the part.
This only made the young Obama agrier at American culture, and he vowed to go to Harvard, become editor of The Harvard Law Review, graduate magna cum-laude and return to run as our first "terror baby" presidenti­al candidate.
He had to take out Osama bin Laden, because OBL was threatenin­g to expose him if he didn't have the CIA provide his villa with more porn.
It's all there for anyone who cares to dig for it, but most people prefer to live in a fantasy world.

Choose liberal Hollywood fantasy world, or truth, Mr. Weber. ;-)
08:10 AM on 05/17/2011
Priceless! Thanks.
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Cleverboots
11:30 PM on 05/16/2011
Great Post!
Linda from Deerfield
Paying attention
07:28 PM on 05/16/2011
Thanks, I needed that.
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DJE12857
RAGING LIBERAL,ANIMAL LOVER&RECOVERING CATHOLIC!
06:04 PM on 05/16/2011
Excellent as usual Mr. Webber. I knew it was going to be bad when President Obama had barely stepped foot in the oval office and the loons were in a knot because he had the audacity to put is feet on the desk.
Dayne
People are people
07:27 PM on 05/16/2011
He put his feet on the desk, that was bought by the taxpayers, only we get to put our feet on that desk. My God, what is this world coming to?

Dayne
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Steven Weber
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08:09 PM on 05/16/2011
Hey, Dayne? You okay, fella? You need to cut back on the whippets a tad!
05:19 PM on 05/16/2011
As much as this article is correct, never underestimate the willful ignorance of the right wing. Til their dying breath the will believe Obama is not American, is a Muslim even though he's the one that killed Bin Laden, is a socialist even though they don't even know what socialist means, and of course he's out to get them.
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youvebeenflagged
04:01 PM on 05/16/2011
Always dig your posts
03:23 PM on 05/16/2011
Great post!
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Fi
"We are all the sons & daughters of Chaos"
02:40 PM on 05/16/2011
Love your posts Steven.
"A traipse across the FM dial, is like day trip to an asylum"
LOL, just brill!
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JohnLorenzo
Examine the reasons of your true intent.
01:30 PM on 05/16/2011
Thanks, Steven! I now know what I must be suffering from after all those years of W blather. So much stale air has been blown about by W and his GOP gang that the noxious fumes have made me fatigued and nauseous on a regular basis. I now know I suffer from "Booberieitus!" Can we get a quarantine on all the right-wing lunatics?!
02:15 PM on 05/16/2011
Right after we corrall all those looney Lefties. Let's start with Dennis Kucinich!
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JohnLorenzo
Examine the reasons of your true intent.
03:28 PM on 05/16/2011
Athelstane – well, I see the story went right past you.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
01:14 PM on 05/18/2011
Hi John!
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JohnLorenzo
Examine the reasons of your true intent.
03:46 PM on 05/18/2011
How are you, triplettam?!
01:21 PM on 05/16/2011
What a fabulous assessment of President Obama's biggest victory against the GOP.
The description of W's 8 years was perfect.
Thank you!