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Steven Weber

Posted: November 17, 2010 09:53 PM

Lords of the New Church

What's Your Reaction:

If anyone knows God doesn't exist, it's Republicans.

Nor, do any rules apply.

Nor, is history relevant.

Nor, does science matter.

You see, the Republicans (and generally the right) could officially now give a flying fuck about most of the previously-agreed-upon principles and concepts used in the governing of a modern civilized nation.

Because what the right has figured out is that they can literally rewrite reality as it fits their newly effectuated agenda. Using every traditional sociopolitical and/or cultural opportunity as a canary in a coal mine of their breakthrough design, they are seeing firsthand the efficacy of practical, empirical analysis born of the formerly terrifying exploration of new ideas.

And the rest of us can only gaze in stupefaction as they outstrip all that has defined civic discourse for millennia (or at least in the 200-plus years of our national zeitgeist) with sheer -- I don't know -- cheekiness? Anarchy? Balls?

Because we -- that is, the rest of us who continue to base their lives on tried-and-true ideas and ideals culled from the sometimes painful, often magnificent fundamentals wrought from the countless lives and events that precede every moment up to and including the present one, are using tools that have become instantaneously obsolete. We might as well be lecturing the "LOL-OMFG" generation on the beauty and expressive depth of cursive penmanship and the deceptive poetry of the gerund (granted, I may be pushing that last notion. I have to keep looking up "gerund" myself. In fact, please don't ask me what it means after you finish this).

The right's brazen discarding of those fundamentals has created a New Genesis. They have ceased fearing God and, in essence and execution, become Him: lords of a Neo-Eden in which many of their stances formerly regarded with repugnance, from overt racism to insidious religious fundamentalism, from the demonization of political saviors such as FDR to the lauding of traitors to democracy like Joe McCarthy, have been rechristened, reconstituted and distributed with smiles and parades.

And the voices of obvious opposition and outrage are raised but their echoes, in this newly designed dystopia, are swallowed up and muffled, effectively rendered immaterial both literally and figuratively.

So what care the right about the reissuing of blatant bullshit by W in his mocked-up memoirs; why should they do anything except continue their relentless contempt of Obama, so transparently like every white cop who humiliated a black man on a well-trafficked street, no one daring to intervene despite the obvious villainy; why blanch with shame as their collective intellect is watered down to spit with every inanity uttered by their recently anointed representatives, the Palins and the Limbaughs and the entire army of swollen egos and swelling wallets, tramping through decency with all the subtlety of jackbooted drones through a diverse, functional, productive citizenry?

And why worry about their noise machine mocking any definition of fairness and balance, why bother with the implementation of a fairness doctrine, why lose sleep over the insanity of deregulating corporations whose sole purpose is to increase profits at any and all costs?

The right is all rogue, all the time (but that's only if one subscribes to the concept that the right is the aberration; by their auto-retrofitted interpretation, it's the rest of the world that comprises the deviant elements).

And, unless the rest of us go Democracy 2.0 really fast, the world as we knew it will be as relevant as, well, reality.

 

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SirReal1
08:02 PM on 11/25/2010
Again, my apologies for tardiness, but, I was thinking about this while contemplating a response on another blog (related to education), and it seems well suited to make this comment on here (as opposed to the other blog):

The problem, in my humble opinion, with today's News Media, is that there are too many Journalists who no longer apply the long held "gold standard" of Journalism; Who, what, where, when and why? This used to be a requirement. Anyone who failed to sufficiently pursue those questions quickly found themselves in another line of work. Anyone who tried to "dodge" those questions, or tried to "talk around" them, found themselves in disfavor with the reporter and the public, because the public understood that the answers to those questions were the essence of what they needed to know.

Today, not only are there very few who know to ask these questions, there are even less who demand that they be answered. On all sides of the story, today's Journos allow Politicians, Pundits, and J.Q. Public to "dance around" an answer, as if the question was not even asked.

Which brings me to the tie in to Steven's article:
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SirReal1
08:22 PM on 11/25/2010
(Someone asked Steven "what previously-agreed-upon principles and concepts", "what tried-and-true ideas and ideals", I would suggest that these "journalistic standards" might be one of many, as well as an educated populace, who would demand with their thumb on the remote, a better answer than they now receive.)

There is, again in my opinion, a "noise machine", that not only doesn't require their personnel to pursue the "5 W's", they actually encourage them not to. They cite the "who" as "some people", the "what" as "are saying", the "when" as "anytime really", the "where" as "somewhere out there" and the "why" as "because we just reported it". They not only don't ask these questions, they don't even blink when the person they ask a question to uses the question as a launch pad to promote some "talking point" or "sound bite". They don't provide context or content necessary to understand what the "truth" is, because they have no interest in the truth.

They sometimes report "facts", often out of context, sometimes without any evidence. Fact that informs nothing and enlightens no one, but these facts are disconnected from the "truth" that they are supposed to be pursuing.

Anyone care to hazard a guess as to who I'm talking about?
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SirReal1
04:40 PM on 11/25/2010
Sorry for the late comment, but in coming back to read any new entries it occurred to me that this line is particularly appropriate in response to the previous comment:

"We might as well be lecturing the "LOL-OMFG" generation on the beauty and expressive depth of cursive penmanship and the deceptive poetry of the gerund (granted, I may be pushing that last notion. I have to keep looking up "gerund" myself. In fact, please don't ask me what it means after you finish this)."

We might as well.
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Giglawyer
I'm a conservative, and you may not like that.
11:45 PM on 11/22/2010
You have the worst case of diarrhea of the keyboard of anyone Huffpo. Once again, I can sum up you post in a few sentences:

(1) The Republicans do not recognize "most of the previously-agreed-upon principles and concepts used in the governing of a modern civilized nation;"
(2) Rather, the Republicans resort to racism, religious fundamentalism and character assassination; and
(3) The voices of opposition to the Republicans are being drown out, and need to speak louder.

Do you think for a minute that people believe you to be more intelligent when you drown your three sentence message in layer upon layer of multi-syllabic drivel?
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Steven Weber
Winner of 1967 Pond's Cold Cream Man of the Year
06:00 PM on 11/23/2010
Yes.
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Giglawyer
I'm a conservative, and you may not like that.
07:00 PM on 11/23/2010
Please understand, it has the opposite effect.
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Steven Weber
Winner of 1967 Pond's Cold Cream Man of the Year
06:03 PM on 11/23/2010
Also, are you related to Gig Young? He was great in "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?".
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Giglawyer
I'm a conservative, and you may not like that.
07:00 PM on 11/23/2010
Not related, but that's where the Gig comes from (my mom was a bug fan). And yes, he was.
07:05 PM on 11/21/2010
It's a dangerous world when someone like Glenn Beck can say something crazy and Kevin Bacon gets a rash.
09:08 AM on 11/21/2010
Remember when Obama took office and the republicans said....' the American people have spoken and we will work with President Obama to fix what happened over the past'....?
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Changeizgood
08:50 AM on 11/21/2010
May Beck rot in he// he created.
11:33 AM on 11/20/2010
Stiv Bators....RIP...
11:22 AM on 11/20/2010
It appears that the time has come for all posters to put Kams (no matter what name is being used) on ignore....what is the point of poking the bear when that is what the bear is asking for?

Best to leave some people out of the conversation because they are not interested in being in an actual conversation.

Don't take the bait, folks
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Medicine13ear
Jesus wore a hoodie.
05:22 AM on 11/20/2010
Steven,

On Thanksgiving Day I'm thanking Great Spirit for you!

Your words are salve to the savaged soul of those who cannot disbelieve our lying eyes.

Thank you for testifyin' to the Truth, from those who still give a flying f*****uck [firetruck]!
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Changeizgood
08:52 AM on 11/21/2010
We had to tune out the bs of fox, puma, and rush for the last four years.

Got plenty of practice sifting through bs.
12:44 AM on 11/20/2010
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And why worry about their noise machine...why lose sleep over the insanity of deregulating corporations whose sole purpose is to increase profits at any and all costs?
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We liberals must savor those fleeting moments when wisps of reason pass over the lips of a Republican who can answer such questions:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRVlIT__w6A
http://crooksandliars.com/karoli/rep-inglis-gop-party-demagogues-and-extremi

Of course his embrace of reason was grounds for dismissal by today's Republican party faithful. Listen. Do you hear it? It's the death rattle of a once decent political party--Abraham Lincoln's party.

- Tom
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aznurse
08:51 PM on 11/19/2010
steven, I warned you about kams months ago.
I stopped reading your posts for awhile because I didn't want to wade through her/his crap.
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Anna Nicole Dahmer
Lie like that & you won't go to heaven
08:56 AM on 11/23/2010
her/his account has been removed for the second time.
10:53 AM on 11/19/2010
Perfect targeting while whapping with the 'truth stick', Mr. Steven. I wrote a considerable comment but thought better about its posting. I'd somehow started slapping others in need of some stick, but deflecting any energy from your wicked wonderful whack-job whacking, so very much deserved, wasn't what I wanted.

Maestro...
11:36 PM on 11/18/2010
I have to say that I fully disagree with the parts of the article that I could actually understand. I'm not saying this because I'm an editor myself -- any high school kid can tell you this -- but this piece is so poorly written that it makes absolutely no sense at times. HP, you can do much, much better than this. Tell this writer to worry more about MEANING than trying to show everybody his vocabulary. He has a dash phrase in the fourth full paragraph that actually gave me a headache. What gives? Short on writing staff?
11:07 AM on 11/19/2010
You really should take a pill or something before eating your heart out this dramatically in public.
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Changeizgood
08:54 AM on 11/21/2010
Outsourcing to Palin for editorials.
lol
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BLGould
Webcams are a perfect excuse for guerilla theatre!
07:29 PM on 11/18/2010
So... If I may, you're basically saying: "There's a Seeker Born Every Minute". Sorry for my brevity.
11:38 PM on 11/18/2010
Oh, okay. Is that what he's saying?
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BLGould
Webcams are a perfect excuse for guerilla theatre!
08:59 AM on 11/19/2010
You got me. There "may" have been an element of facetiousness in my comment. But in a broader sense, you can't have a church without parishioners and I think Steven might have missed a few key culprits in the ascension of the New Lords to their new-found Nirvana. First of all: US.

WE are the corporate shareholders, the consumers, the inheritors of basic educations ranked below some third-world countries. It's not shocking that the New Lords can find rubes to crowd the wheels of their medicine wagons and beg to buy their snake oil. The shocking thing is the NUMBERS of Rubes these days.

Certainly, part of the problem is the size of the medicine wagons. So here's a link to complain about such enormous wagons like ClearChannel and Premier Radio Network and their equally bloated salesmen like Rushbo http://esupport.fcc.gov/complaints.htm

There will ALWAYS be some too proudly stupid to benefit from any real knowledge about their world. It's a sad, but true fact. There IS "a seeker born every minute". That doesn't mean the rest of us are to join them in their willful ignorance.
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Rooster Coburn
Less Gov't + More Responsibility = A Better World
04:36 PM on 11/18/2010
He (or she) who controls the public's perception of the past will control the future. Instead of arguing with the opposition it is far more useful in the long run to argue outside them, that is to create an alternative history and an alternative vision of reality and of our future.
07:45 PM on 11/18/2010
That sounds an awful lot like LYING. You condone this as a progressive?
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Rooster Coburn
Less Gov't + More Responsibility = A Better World
11:59 PM on 11/18/2010
I am not a progressive.
02:46 PM on 11/19/2010
That's called a 'psychosis'.