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Steven Weber

Steven Weber

Posted: November 5, 2010 01:57 AM

Rock of Rages

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By doing absolutely, unequivocally F**K ALL about, well, anything in regards to bettering this country in time of peril---let alone participating in its governance---the current crop of McConnell-led Republicans are clearly letting everyone know that the disastrous state of the economy is their own convenient 9/11.

The original 9/11 gave the previous incarnation of Republicancers their opportunity to rip out the nation's wiring and replace it with jerry-rigged folderol masquerading as legislation; little caustic booby traps calculated to distract and derail the regulatory mechanisms the Founders installed so painstakingly.

While everyone panicked and duct-taped their windows, the gremlins fiddled with the Constitution and the Supreme Court, simultaneously prodding the talk-big-carry-a-little-stick Democrats to see if they had the moxie to interrupt their mischief. Which of course they didn't.

Disaster capitalists to the core, Republicans have been parading their mistress Misery around like a gilded-tooth pimp, luxuriating in the country's dire condition and making them all positively, tauntingly tumescent.

It's becoming old already, but no less effective that panic and disarray makes a lot of money for a lot of people investing heavily in the perpetuation of pain. But it's the most low-brow of investment strategies since it's a sure bet with a quick return, especially given the terror-laced scenarios hammered round the clock into our brains like digital pitons. With a conveniently contrived atmosphere of prolonged dyspepsia and a policy that exploits it, how could failure fail to succeed?

The Republicans (and their Repubic Heirs, the Tea Baggers---ha! See what I did there?!) are as dense---and as immovable as a rock. But they lack a rock's charming ignorance. They know exactly what they are doing. And employing the do-nothing strategy is the height of cynicism; it is the gesture of a bilious, amoral hater.

Such a mentality is housed inside the type that would shove an indigent, disenfranchised person away with their soiled shoe, that reconfigures history to justify their current abhorrent war on reality, that demonizes change in order to combat its own obsolescence.

And since Americans still respond to sentimental iconography, their knees jerk and their eyes brim at the wispy echoes of Mom-and-apple-pie platitudes the Republicans use to soothe the citizenry's furrowed brow, to lull it into another fitful night's sleep.

The pattern of right-wing brazenness indicates that they are near bottom. The more shrill their cries, the more wild-eyed their avatars (I mean, Bachmann practically has little revolving whorls in her "Yes, master" eyeballs), the closer they get to revealing what everyone knows deep in their hearts resides, in the end the better it will be for all even should they succeed beyond this recent election.

And then, from the ground zero of the inevitable Republican conflagration we can---perhaps---rebuild.

 

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PizzaGuy1
Konnichiwa. Hajimemashite. Karasu desu.
10:45 AM on 11/09/2010
What can I say Steven? You have always ROCKED, and you continue to do so. Eloquent and on point as ususal.
12:10 PM on 11/08/2010
I just long for people to wake up to who really has their back.
08:20 PM on 11/07/2010
Well said as always Mr. Weber. I wonder how long we can continue to live in alternate realities. Maybe this country is just too darn big.
11:08 AM on 11/06/2010
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And then, from the ground zero of the inevitable Republican conflagration we can---perhaps---rebuild.
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"You're in the midst of a war: a battle between the limits of a crowd seeking the surrender of your dreams, and the power of your true vision to create and contribute."
- Anthony Robbins

We need not wait for the arsonists to burn down the country. We can roll up our sleeves right now:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jamie-court/how-can-progressives-win_b_778741.html
http://crooksandliars.com/darcy-burner/progressive-prescription-post-electio

"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny, but in ourselves."
- William Shakespeare
10:32 AM on 11/06/2010
Take heart, Mr. Weber, and all you wordsmithie followers. The silver lining in the mid-terms is that the whole of the Democratic Congressional gang became even more liberal as a result of moderate Dems' losses.
Remember how everyone was saying the Republican Party was a regional party? Looks like it's the Democrats that are regional - that region being "Liberal Land". We're a right of center nation, my friends, and the Democrats are moving in the wrong direction.
Oh, and that "ha! See what I did there?!" line? I've got a feeling you'd like to put that, or something similar, after just about every sentence you write.
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GlenParked
12:38 PM on 11/08/2010
"We're a right of center nation"...

...thanks to the ignorant, the duped and the ill-informed. The puppet-masters of the right have only the interests of those at the very top at heart, although they will continue to hammer away at empty talking points to those citizens too lazy to think about what they're being told, and to honestly observe how those concepts actually translate to their lives.
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Luceee
02:35 AM on 11/06/2010
"Repubic Heirs, the Tea Baggers-"......lol..can I use this?
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Cleverboots
12:26 AM on 11/06/2010
Anyone with a brain knows what the Republicans are- vultures who have grown fat by feeding on the fear and misery of the middle class. The evildoers in the tea party have been emboldened by Obama's willingness to to cave,yet again to Darth Vader McConnell. Like all bad dreams, this, too, will end and the sooner Obama stands up to the vultures and evildoers, the sooner the country's nightmare wil lend.
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laddieluv
Dogs are angels with paws.
12:21 AM on 11/06/2010
Gawd you're good, Steven.

Always feel a little better after reading your words.

Put together with perfect cadence.

And insight.

Touch of needed snark.

Many thanks.
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Aquarius17
03:12 PM on 11/05/2010
I applaud you Steven. You state it boldly and unequivocally and with just a hint of humor. Thank you for your work.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
02:54 PM on 11/05/2010
Well, nothing really to add Steven. You said it all (although I'm not going to let it get to me; Democrats have to accept equal responsibility for Tuesday, at least as far as perception goes). Oh, except one thing: kams has been kicked off this site. Don't know why; anna told me. But that's as good as 25 state senators.
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Anna Nicole Dahmer
Lie like that & you won't go to heaven
02:43 PM on 11/06/2010
well, kams is gone, but opine-er supernaturally took her place.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
03:05 PM on 11/06/2010
Thank God you're back. Reached level 8, huh? Oh I knew kams wouldn't go down without a fight. But "Supernaturally?" You have your work cut out for you. Love you, darlin'.
08:32 PM on 11/07/2010
Must have been resurrected on Halloween.

- Tom
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JohnLorenzo
Examine the reasons of your true intent.
01:39 PM on 11/05/2010
Ha! I love the name, "Mistress Misery." That is one of the Repubs mistresses all right.

I think you hit a good point in bringing up how the Dems did virtually nothing to stop the Repubs from dismantling the civil rights our founders enshrined in the Constitution. The conservatives used 9/11 to whip citizens into an even larger fear-frenzy, thus, making wire-tapping, wrecked regulatory laws and many more murky civil rights abuses de rigueur.

It is a giant stain on the many Dems who had no backbone while Repubs desecrated America's true values and worth.
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01:04 PM on 11/05/2010
Repubic Heirs = the Tea Baggers.

Love it Steven!
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lgillooly
12:06 PM on 11/05/2010
Steven
What about trying to make a movie based on the character Lonesome Rhodes to expose the massive propaganda on talk radio? People consider it old media, but it reaches by far, more than any other media format and is over 91 percent propaganda. 40 million each week listen to AM radio.
Beck has 2 million viewers, but over 10 million listeners on his 3 hr. radio show. Rush has 15-20 million and that is just 2 of the national shows. On all of these stations they play local parrot hosts before and after to repeat and repeat the message. We NEED to wake up the American people that talk radio is full of Lonedome Rhodes hosts (movie....A face in the Crowd)
02:49 PM on 11/05/2010
Here's the problem with your point... who gets to decide what is "propaganda" and what isn't? You? Liberals? What is stopping the other view from being presented on this media format? Presenting the other viewpoint is the answer.. not silencing what YOU or progressives don't agree with. Those millions of views are choosing to listen, if you don't like it, give them something else to listen to, don't try to take away something that they want just because you don't want it.
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lgillooly
03:12 PM on 11/05/2010
You make my point for me when you say "presenting the other viewpoint is the answer". I do not suggest that they not be able to talk. Let them talk all they want to. There is a finite number of high wattage radio airwaves.We have allowed a handful of megacorps to own over 90 percent of them.All the FD did was tell the stations to allot time for differing opinions. That is not shutting them up. If we want the WHOLE truth or lsiten to different points of view, but 90 percent are 1 point of view how can the other positions be heard?
Try driving for a living. I did for 20 years and could not find anything but rightwing talk or boring NPR. What is frustrating is I would listen to Rush, know the facts he was omitting and know his listeners believed him. It is not a matter of right and left. It is right and wrong.
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Anna Nicole Dahmer
Lie like that & you won't go to heaven
02:45 PM on 11/06/2010
on no, it's kams.
11:56 AM on 11/05/2010
I just read a Yahoo (AP I guess) story how Chris Matthews an MSNBC are in some hot water from republican'ts because he tried to ask Bachmann a question about spending cut specifics Tuesday night on air about 10 times, and after about the 6th or 7th time of her giving him the exact same BS talking-point non-answer, he began asking her if she was 'hypnotized' to respond that way. I was clapping my hands at the time, laughing out loud at the idiot grin on her face, and saying, "You GO, Chris" because he was just playing his 'hardball'.

The hypocrites deserve NOTHING if not being laughed at, and being asked about hypnosis for their continuous stup id non-answer answers - hiding their smirks at a head-in-the-sand voter base.

The wide-eyed "Yes, master" visual is a very precise description of her platitudinal non-responses.

Thank you again Mr. Steven, it's always a pleasure to read you!
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10:42 PM on 11/05/2010
At l;east he didn't call her a "Pinhead", did he?
11:17 PM on 11/08/2010
Ibarnett, you said: "What property rights? The people of the USA own the bandwidth and license it to broadcaster, who used to be required to broadcast "in the public interest", not in the interest of one political party, as you seem to want."

Do the broadcasters PAY for these licenses? If so, they should have the freedom to air what they want.

And as far as public interest goes... it's the public that would suffer with the enforcement of this doctrine..

See faulty premise #3

http://www.heritage.org/Research/Reports/1993/10/EM368-Why-The-Fairness-Doctrine-Is-Anything-But-Fair

And here's a couple more links that you might want to read .... you know... so you can get that all important other viewpoint... which, apparently, according to you (the left) it's the government's responsibility to present the opposing view as opposed to citizens being responsible and finding it themselves. I guess I saved the government the trouble this time (not to mention tax payer's money).

http://blog.aynrandcenter.org/ayn-rand-on-the-fairness-doctrine/

http://atr.org/fairness-doctrine-point-nudging-read-online-a4958#
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TRex86
Enjoying life in West Ohio
10:21 AM on 11/05/2010
Steven: A marvelously seasoned Republican ratatouille. What's needed is a deep dive on their meta-message, why they persist in their magic show despite abject failures of the last 30 years. They don't bamboozle the rubes to no purpose. Behind the green curtain are very calculating, dangerous people. They spew facile Libertarian theories only as an alibi for abandoning social justice in favor of sauve qui peut: The word is greed.

They would make Gordon Gecko's jaw drop. While they seem merely an insane amalgam of religious wingnuts and empty-headed fiscal fanatics, in truth that is only camouflage. Party of Lincoln? Party of the southern strategy. But again, why? Quite simply they are a front for reactionary billionaires, conscientious objectors to the 20th century, who yearn for the Gilded Age when they pillaged and ran the politicians out of their pockets. The New Improved Robber Barons however have no national allegiance. They are masters of multi-national corporations.

Their goal--as ably facilitated by the Fascist Five on the Supremes--is a feudal state where the oligarchs can ravage the resources and exploit the workforce. Where they pay no taxes at the top and privatize community services: no unions; no Medicare; no social security; no minimum wage; no regulations. Private police; gated communities to keep out the mob. Their motto: I own your ass.

This will be a hell on earth only Ayn Rand and the Koch Boys could love. Animal Farm, meet 1984. Welcome to neo-fascism.
03:47 PM on 11/05/2010
"Truth and facts", is my new mantra going forward. "Facts and truth"...pesky little things. Thanks for as clear an indictment as I've read. Nicely sums up the truth. We survived the Gilded Age with the help of some muckrakers. Here's hoping the alternative news media is up for the task. It's going to be an onslaught. But perhaps, like some of those martial arts advocate, we can use the enemies strength and energy against them in self defense.