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Steven Weber

Posted: July 24, 2010 11:25 PM

Step Outside

What's Your Reaction:

To hear it told every night on the Fox News channel as though it were the urban legend of Cropsy whispered menacingly around a campfire to make the skin of its wide-eyed listeners break out in goose flesh, America is mere moments away from a democracy destroying apocalyptic brawl. The scrupulously cast family archetypes (Papa O'Reilly, Brother Glenn, hot cousin Megyn, et al) tell us with wide "I told you so" eyes that the fix is in, the jig is up and the storm troopers are coming: so, horde your gold, hide your daughters and prepare for Stalinpalooza.

Of course, they are totally full of the stuff that makes moist, dark clumps in boxes of kitty litter.

Denied the time to reintegrate their god-given sensory apparatus for more than the millisecond unfilled by blaring ads for prostate medication, cars and Red Lobster, the audience these murmurers of mayhem corral don't know that. But once again, the simple act of stepping outside the noxious cacophony yields one a saner perspective.

If we as a nation had the strength to detach from the glittering, flickering baubles beamed into our cerebral cortexes and mute the bleating klaxons, we'd realize that the "news" spouted from many a sneering, slanted mouth is pure carnival barking, and we'd see what America has allowed itself to become.

Under the trickle-down tutelage of greed-engorged magnates, whose intoxication seems to rise exponentially with the dismantling of every pertinent regulatory mechanism, the American character once known for its optimism and can-do spirit has been steadily conditioned to become twitchy, utterly consumed with consuming and scared shitless (or oil-less or ihone-less or Beck-less). And disaster capitalism is now the main bolt in the capitalist's quiver. Raising hackles and blood pressure is big money.

Take my buddy, Andrew Breitbart.

To the right, he is a take-no-prisoners provocateur who seems to have little fear or patience for things and people he feels are responsible for the degrading of democracy. He has an itchy trigger finger and is a potent avatar for those looking to "git some".

To the left, he is a blue-eyed blustering bully and pathological prevaricator who runs his own tea-bagging town square, complete with stocks and gallows.

His ascending profile and in-your-face approach to partisan journalism is something the left and the right are both frantically trying to adjust to, as most of their high profile spokespersons rarely go face to face and toe to toe with detractors the way Breitbart does; the left struggles to publicize his discredited attacks to a wide enough audience in order to squelch his swelling presence (which you'd think would be easy given the "Liberal Media". Strange, that!) and the right is once again trying to crowbar some space underneath its carelessly indiscriminate umbrella (and by indiscriminate I mean every nut crawling around with a ka-bar between his teeth and Don't Tread On Me underpants) to utilize his talent and add to their party's imperative: assemble potential customers.

Because as inflammatory and hurtful as he and his brand of journalism may be, the guy is, given the state of the art, just making a living.

This might be a simplistic reduction of the episodes which have riled individuals, smeared reputations and cost innocent people their livelihoods, nor is it me condoning what he does in any way (like he could give a shit). The list of incidents which have come to define his presence on the scene reads like a rap sheet of a cultural commando, part nipple-tweaking imp, part vein-bursting brute.

But really, he is only the latest incarnation in a line of right wing Barnumesque self-promoters. Or more precisely, he may in fact be the embodiment of the product that guys like Roger Ailes and Rupert Murdoch have produced, exploited and relied so heavily upon -- that of the enraged white guy who has rights too, you know.

The problem with their toxic spiel is that it's bad business. Not in the short term, obviously (to listen to Daddy O'Reilly tell it, they're the biggest things since white bread and US Steel).

But soon, once the seeds of mayhem have borne their inevitably bloody fruit, that consumer base will be rendered either unmanageable by conventional means or utterly obliterated. Which, given the current paradigm, is perfectly fine.

Disaster is a state of mind; making hay from horror is what finally elevated tabloid journalism from the smeared ink headlines "Boy Locked in Freezer Eats Own Feet" to the flashing chyrons "Obamacare Death Panels". While people's fealty to authoritative institutions is culturally---genetically ingrained, those institutions have themselves morphed from trusted and dispassionate dispensers of fact to roiling, raging profit monsters.

Or perhaps all this thinking is just the balm required for one to stay sane in a world where Mexican drug cartels and illegal immigrants are beheading Arizonans, all Muslims hate all Americans, Christmas is being canceled, black people will certainly kill white people, the Rapture will pull the devout out of cockpits and clothing, whatever is on the media's lazy Susan of lethal memes.

The fact that profit has trumped principles as America's prime directive is the real indication that a cultural cancer has set in for good and the real end times (as opposed to the ones concocted to keep people scared and spending) might just be the setting of the sun on the American era, the slow fade of its pride and potential, with only the loud, the opportunistic and the media savvy motivated enough to rake in and profit from the dregs.

So next time one of these right wing loud mouths asks you to step outside, think of it as giving the economy a much needed boost. Or just kick him in the balls and run.

 

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03:15 AM on 07/29/2010
What would Jesus say? ..... Kams?
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aznurse
01:00 AM on 07/29/2010
I feel like I'm intruding on a private conversation with Steven and Kams.
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TRex86
Enjoying life in West Ohio
12:20 PM on 07/28/2010
We are approaching the limits of both democracy and Capitalism. While the latter transforms greed into a virtue the former requires a voter to careos about factual information. Most recently I got a Republican viral email denouncing Obama "the liar" for raising taxes because the W-2 in 2011 will report health benefits. The originator of the email didn't even check his referenced article to find out that benefits will not be taxable income. Stupidity feeding on stupidity.

More to the point the Republicans as the minions of a handful of plutocrats must magnify their power. They know on a numerical basis there is no way this tiny minority can influence the political process. They have long ago set out to degrade public discourse, promote cynicism, despair, and inertia, in order to suppress the average American from voting--allowing their fanatical base to win elections for them.

Republican alchemy has turned news into entertainment and vice versa. Faux News is an epitome. Not only does it promulgate lies and disinformation, it makes its owner a boatload of money in doing so. Whether the random ravings of Beck or the studied prevarications of their pseudo-journalists the alibi is that it's "just entertainment." Sell the fools what they want. If you want truth go to the library. As master propagandists the Republicans have clouded the American mind and degraded the capacity for analytical thinking. How else explain their ability to turn the majority against their own best interest.
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09:48 PM on 07/28/2010
Well said, and one wonders what sort of nation these plutocrats and their minions will iherit should they be ultimately successful?
Sometimes one must be careful what one prays for. The Republican pandering to the religious right, has metastasized into the tea bagger movement. A movement the Republicans can't control.
The daily spewing of fear and loathing from the Fox News reporters, along with their Becks and Limbaughs, have created a Frankenstein monster. America, goood. Liberal, baaad.

The thing the Repubs didn't anticipate, is how broadly their brainwashed minions would interpret the label, "liberal." Now it's considered "liberal" and unforgivable, for a staunch Republican to simply say they like President Obama.
Of course that's entirely understandable, when you considere Obama has been compared to every evil dictator and oppressive political idea in history by your propagandist on Fox.
As Obama himself pointed out to the the Repubs when he met with them earlier this year, they cannot demonize the president and his party, and then justify working with them to their base.
I actually think this policy will backfire on the Repubs, but if it should ultimately work and put them into the drivers seat again, what kind of nation will they inherit?
A country seething with anger, bitterness, fear and ignorance. A Frankenstein monster created by a party gone mad with lust for power, unleashed and uncontrollable even by it's creator.
Sadly, Obama seems either unwilling, or unable to deal boldly with these plutocrats and their minions.
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TRex86
Enjoying life in West Ohio
08:50 AM on 07/29/2010
The core of Republicanism is the cynical Atwater-Rove strategy of using lies and distortions to win elections. Deception is nothing new in politics, however, they have raised it to an art form--with the complicity of the docile media. They have bullied PBS into total vacuity and now have their own propaganda apparatus in Fox News, churning 24 hour hysteria.

This phenomenon is profoundly ignorant, but since our airheaded journalists aspire to become celebrities (viz. David Gregory) they shun in depth coverage for fear of losing "access." Quite simply we cannot rely on broadcast journalism to deliver reliable information. While the internet and print journals (and some blogs) still offer sourced, analytical journalism, the public has lost its taste for complex analysis. They love the TV talking head food fights and carefully crafted sound bytes. We are repeating the demise of Ancient Rome, substituting a media circus for important information.

In college I signed up for classes to master the information. If the prof was amusing, so much the better, but in any case I had to pass objective tests at the end of the term. Sadly, America has expunged intellect from popular discourse. We want our bombastic clowns (like Glenn Beck and O'Reilly). The more random nonsense they spew the better. Sic transit gloria Americana.
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ChrisDWard
Real eyes realize real lies
11:44 PM on 07/28/2010
Extremely well stated! Fanned!
Konnie
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10:04 AM on 07/28/2010
just a suggestion - you know that little note "more comments on this thread etc etc etc" , well how about the moderator show "kams" first post and then send the rest of them to that unseen collection bucket. that way all the trolls can go there and post their agreements there, and the
rest of us don't have to be bothered. You can't argue with a fence post. Kams is not going to
change stances and not going to win the hearts and minds of the rest of us. I believe we have
been way too patient with kams babble. Initially Steven may have been having fun yanking kam's chain, but ultimately only encouraged kam's sense of intellectual equality.
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Miss Mamselle Hepzibah
10:21 AM on 07/28/2010
youre my new fave person, konnie! fanned and faved!!!

mmh
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10:02 PM on 07/28/2010
Just wanted to let you know, dear Miss Mamselle, that I was able to read your wonderful poem, even though the moderators exhibited very bad judgement in not posting it here.

I thoroughly enjoyed it! Thanks! Fanned and Faved!
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triplettam
Mind Bender
02:18 PM on 07/31/2010
You're shameless. Just kidding. lol.
05:19 AM on 07/28/2010
I didn't find what I was looking for until the very final sentence, but then there it was, a testicle reference. This time it was a suggestion to kick a rightie in his balls.

Of course there WAS some speculation earlier in the piece about the UNDERWEAR some conservative is likely to have on, but it doesn't really count if there's no mention of gential atrophy, dysfunction, or violence.
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FerrellGummitt
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10:56 AM on 07/27/2010
The left actually feels inferior to the right because they know we almost always take the high road,while there is no end to the depths they will go to try to contaminate every decent thing we have used to guide us and keep us on the right track.God help us if they get their way more than they have now. We are at the edge of a cliff and socialism is waiting below. Will we be able to change course in November?
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Anna Nicole Dahmer
Lie like that & you won't go to heaven
11:03 AM on 07/27/2010
occasionally, jesus may appear on a grilled cheese sandwich, but he never appears in the US constitution.
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10:15 PM on 07/27/2010
Lol!!! Made my day!
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Denis Higgins
07:05 AM on 07/28/2010
Jesus showed up on my 32"Sony Trinitron back in the '90's...true story.
09:14 AM on 07/28/2010
So true.. the use of facts and truth that we use to contaminate every *cough* decent thing *gag* you have used would probably be the worst of it, if you were succeptible to such things but as fox news has shown, it's sheep are not. So, my communistic, facscist, socialist, liberal, god hating, uh..oh.. tree hugging.. uh.. elitist.. uh.. what else does your high road call me.. oh.. anti-patriotic.. anti-american conspiracy will have to just try harder to keep destroying this nation. I just hope my feelings of inferiority don't get in the way. Maybe the answer is to deregulate and give tax cuts to the rich?? that's worked oh so well so far..
12:17 AM on 07/27/2010
Fox News and it's derivative kin are Cool-Aid drip for those who are weak from chronic lack of intellectual curiosity.
03:32 PM on 07/26/2010
My head is spinning. Is Kams really kayms99? Is Anna Nicole her opposition or a smart publicist posting and reposting kayms99/kams blogposts? OR, clever girl, are Anna Nicole and kams and kayms99 the same person?? But now it's time to get back to Steven Weber's op-ed.

Sad but true. No one ever guaranteed the good ol' U.S.A would not fall to pieces and this "cultural cancer", if not stopped or overcome could drag that freaking "city on a hill" right into the gutter. SW might even say we're already there, and I'm not sure I would disagree. I could laugh at the Glenn Beck's and the Breitbarts and appreciate their comic genious as they rake in the bucks,if it were not for the millions who get sucked in by that crap they spew. Anyone on Twitter and/or Facebook can see for themselves the insanity of the RightWingNutJobs.

Then again if as a country, we are that stupid, do we deserve to survive?

P.S. grammar police are such a pain in the butt. We could all use some editing, but not always polite to point fingers. Let's retain some civility...
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blueken
Finger Picking blues man
11:11 AM on 07/26/2010
Business in this country used to be based on "mutual benifit" and "enlightend self interest". Now it's just greed and I got mine screw you. Then the "experts" sit around and wonder what went wrong. It's happened before. It took the Great Depression and a world war to purge the system. Time to get back on track, pay the bills, sacrifice and do good to your neighbors. Stop off at the super market and buy a big bag of rice or a case of ramon noodles and drop it off at the food pantry. The victims of trickle-down economics could use it, and it don't cost all that much.
06:00 PM on 07/26/2010
You're so right....capitalism itself was supposed to be a reform that supported the idea of fair trades in labor and goods as an improvement to the days of serfs and slaves and unpaid labor. The "eternal vigilance" we're exhorted to by the founding fathers isn't the gun toting type promoted on the right. It's the responsibility to stay engaged, to stay informed and to promote "the common good". So many on the right who lift "we the people" as a war cry forget that what follows is "to form a more perfect union". What will it take for average citizens to realize that government action that supports the middle class isn't the equivalent of the blatant self-serving so successfully practiced by the corporate sector. A government that serves the many, protects natural resources, and provides for the general "well being" of all isn't a nanny government or socialism, it's what enlightened people, including our founding fathers seek. It's a way to combine our individual strength and will and it's a way to promote what is truly important. It isn't selfish to want good paying jobs with decent benefits for this country. It isn't selfish to want corporations to pay their fair share or to act with responsibility. But it does take work. People can't assume fair play is the "default". We'd better start doing a better job of paying attention and calling others to pay attention too. Apathy or capitulation will be our downfall.
03:02 PM on 07/25/2010
Steven... I can't help wondering if you and all liberals would have been making the same claims about the people who were sounding the warning alarms when Hit ler rose to power. (please note.. this is not a direct Obama / Hit ler comparison). Surely there were people who realized what was happening and surely there were the "progressives" who were making the same accusations as the left is today about those that are merely voicing their opposition. What the right is complaining about is not baseless.


And I contend that MSNBC is just as guilty as Fox. They focus on what the left wants to hear. And in an extremely monotonous way too (re: Rachel Maddow as one example). Everyone is out to make money. And truly, if everyone was not, we'd be in trouble... our economy would crumble. This IS what works. And capitalism IS a self correcting system. If Fox News is truly guilty of deception and fear mongering the public will catch on and stop watching.. the market will recognize that there is a need for true honest reporting and THAT cable news outlet will then become #1. (A MUCH MUCH better system than the government deciding which news outlets are not worthy and then banning them… or an .. cont..
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Miss Mamselle Hepzibah
03:16 PM on 07/25/2010
hey kams, i have a birthday coming up and i know we arent exactly friends, but i was wondering if just maybe, for my 53rd bday, you could give me one post, just ONE, where i could actually enjoy it w/o your distortion and blathering. too much to ask?

vty. mmh
03:26 PM on 07/25/2010
I have a birthday coming up too... so how about we call it even?

"distortion"? ME? Where?
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Anna Nicole Dahmer
Lie like that & you won't go to heaven
04:22 PM on 07/25/2010
i believe kams is just trying to get a rise out of mr.w.
whom by the way, everytime i see him on tvnow, i see him with completely different eyes.

@kams "(please note.. this is not a direct Obama / Hit ler comparison)."
well, lol, not directly.

i have a birhtday present for both of you. the pastor of the 9-11 "christian" center, to which kams belongs is currently scrambling to do damage control because of posts made on the community blog i shared with kams. he is crying copyright infringement. so much for "free press".

http://tothewire.wordpress.com/2010/03/19/its-just-not-about-hate/#comment-17844

THANK YOU MR. W.
03:29 PM on 07/25/2010
cont..

extreme nut group like Jour no list who thinks THEY know what is right and is completely comfortable with deciding for everyone. What a bunch of arrogant hypocrites). But as it is now, it is Fox News who is #1. And that is because people see them as the most reliable of the 3. And I predict it will stay that way for a long long time. Thank goodness!!
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Anna Nicole Dahmer
Lie like that & you won't go to heaven
05:46 PM on 07/25/2010
They may have the ratings, but they also have a Saudi Prince who believes in ter ror ism. Yep, Fox News' fourth largest shareholder is a Saudi Prince who advocates ter r ori s m.
http://www.dcbureau.org/20100203319/Trento-s-Take/trentos-take-fox-news-cant-ups...
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Larry Megill
09:01 PM on 07/25/2010
Interesting how when the "extreme nut group like Jour no list who thinks THEY know what is right and is comfortable with deciding for everyone. What a bunch of arrogant hypocrites).. behaves in that way, they are WRONG.

But when you "know what is right, etc.", it is CORRECT in every way.

Modeling hypocritical behavior is not helpful to eliminating it, or so it would seem...
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
02:58 PM on 07/25/2010
I only learn about what the right wing says when HP reports it
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learninglife
Be the change you want to see in the world
02:25 PM on 07/25/2010
This stuff thrives when good people do nothing.
01:52 PM on 07/25/2010
As much as I miss you when you don't blog and know that you make a valuable contribution to the blogosphere and our country (preaching to the choir), I really wish you were back on TV, working with Aaron Sorkin, Amanda Peet, Matthew Perry and Bradley Whitford. Would that be too weird?
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Miss Mamselle Hepzibah
05:41 PM on 07/25/2010
man o man i miss that show!!

mmh
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DAVROS1
10:48 AM on 07/27/2010
I have really been enjoying Bradley Whitford's new show, The Good Guys. Very funny.
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triplettam
Mind Bender
04:35 PM on 07/28/2010
Check out "In Plain Sight." Steven has been appearing in a few of them and I have a feeling he's gonna be in more. Great show.
11:25 AM on 07/25/2010
I need some new clothing. Was thinking about going to the Mall but then I realized that 'Rapture' was eminent and there will be lots of clothing and empty suits for the taking. Now if I can get a hair dryer and make sure that baptism didnt take effect....
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Miss Mamselle Hepzibah
02:09 PM on 07/25/2010
hahahahahaha!!!

mmh
Konnie
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11:22 AM on 07/25/2010
good morning my wordsmithie. someone, not me, should write a "Steve Weber for Dummies" and
hand it out a tea party rallies. #1 even if they would stumble upon this blog, they would quickly stumble off, and if they stayed to look around, they certainly would move away from your piece here.
#2 they couldn't possibly get past your vocabulary much less the meaning of the whole. That's the crowd we are dealing with now.

Love your rants but could you use that big brain of yours to come up with workable solutions to
these issues? solutions, man, solutions. - cause we will follow you anywhere.