Weather Declared "Socialist"

In a stunning development, several marginal Republican senators and congressmen from small districts with very few people living in them have declared the weather as "socialist".

Apparently rankled over the fact that rain, snow, wind, heat and all other phenomena connected with weather effects gays, minorities, women seeking abortions and illegal aliens in addition to the normal American citizen, the Republicans have sought to write an amendment which would formally declare the once-thought-to-be innocent natural occurrence as "a product of tax and spend, big government liberalism championed by the leader of the Democrat party and maybe even president Obama hisself."

Sleet was mysteriously left off the list of offensive weather conditions.

While the Republican representatives have run into criticism, neither the major news organizations nor Republican party leaders have lent their opinions. Fox News, however, has issued a statement saying it would send ace reporter Brian Kilmeade into suspected weather hot spots around the country -- streets, fields, rooftops, alleys -- to get to "the truth and stuff".

In other late breaking news, Israeli psychopath Orly Taitz tells sources close to this reporter that President Obama was never actually born at all and has documents to prove it.

 

 

Comments

[supertim]

weather
weathermen
bill ayers
acorn

thats called a foxological syllogism

[kidolympic]

It's alotlike The weather!
The "Wh" startseather at the top - whither the wheather, I'm preety sure that's where it begigs
us. http://www.orato.com/health-science/climatology-professor-takes-david-suzuki
85% ofthe weather is... Well, I'll leave that to the weather.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtpaPCMe29U&feature=related
China; I wonder what they know about the weather?
(They sure have alot of our weather!)

There is actually a great series on Climatology produced in Canada.(ov­er 15 years ago)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX3cKmHkyjM&feature=related
Here's a mistycreation! (internal external mist)

[morris1954]

It is quite interesting how delusional and backwards some Republicans are in their thinking and they definitely get Orly Taitz to become their Leader as she is as delusional and inept as they are.

[LMPE]

They would do just that to win votes.

[JohnBryansFontaine]

The next target: Social websites

[TomR]

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In a stunning development, several marginal Republican senators and congressmen from small districts with very few people living in them have declared the weather as "socialist".
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This was a long time in the making. Think about it. It all started with the National Weather Service. Now the socialists are trying to nationalize health insurance through a public option. These brave Freepublicans are doing the Lord's work, running our government so we don't have anything government-run. "Well-paid for a job well done" I say. Bless them.

Fortunately they and we not alone. Teabaggers, birthers, deathers and now the flamers are coming to our aid with a call to eliminate taxpayer-funded ObamaFireCare, because who wants a government bureaucrat between you and your fire? It only makes sense that if your own house on your private property catches fire, you're naturally going to want a private fire department to save your family.

Americans cherish their privacy. And what could call for greater privacy than when one’s own personal possessions go up in flames? No one wants to pay for someone else's fire. But you can rest assured that a private firm will do its part to rescue you from flammable life and death situations. And should the worst happen, remember the dead never complain about the weather.

http://www.angrytownhall.com/

- Tom

[RevBookburn]

This is fantastic!

[Konnie]

oh wordsmithie, you are soo funny. thanks, just when i thought i'd forgotten how to snicker.

[MNinWI]

I strongly recommend you watch this M. Moore interview with Amy Goodman today. It starts a few minutes into the broadcast. He opens up like I haven't seen in other interviews. http://www.democracynow.org/

[Bongborg]

I can see where they might have a bit of success with blaming all those other weathers on Obama, but snow? SNOW IS WHITE.

[oceanjoe]

I put my history degree to work the other day, the results can be seen on my blog www.oceanjoe.wordpress.com, titled Socialism Eight Hours a Day...simp­ly put, the 8 hour workday is a socialist initiative that made it into Federal Law in 1914...fun­ny how soon we forget.

[emilyringstrom]

The Red ghost lives on... Where's McCarthy when you need him?!? ;o)

[canobserv]

Steven you always make me giggle and sigh......

[dynwit]

What's strange is that the Republicans have failed so far to uncover the huge pit of socialism in their own party, which has been engaged in "spreading the lies around" for quite some time now. Get with the program, Republicans. It's supposed to be every lie for itself. Free-market lying will always succeed if you just leave it alone. And don't even get me started on trickle-down lies...

[ReealOne]

LMAO @ Steven! Way too funny! And the scary part is that your assessment of the repubs AND Mr. Oilyn Titz is true. Good day for a hearty laugh.... Thanks!