Virginia Tech: The Founding Fathers Weren't Dimwits

04/17/2007 02:34 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

We are living in an upside down world.

No private citizen needs a gun.

The Founding Fathers weren't dimwits like George Bush.

Would Virginia's own Thomas Jefferson have tolerated mass shootings of children?

The right to bear arms belonged to state militias--not to every nut with time on his hands. George Bush cites the Constitution only when he senses a threat to party times for him and his greedy cronies.

Police don't want private citizens to carry guns. Mothers want rigid gun controls.

Surely hunters can play other games to purge themselves of aggressive impulses.

What if every gun lover was compelled by law to wear an estrogen patch? That is nowhere near as upsetting a situation as children killing children.

Maybe estrogen patches would make your average hunter lose interest in shooting his gun.