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Shut Up Washington! I'm Gonna Get A Job Without You.

Posted: 09/08/11 12:55 PM ET

Dear Pundits, Posturers and Pontificators in Washington D.C.,

I hope you had a wonderful August recess. While you were out relaxing, we regular Americans were out trying to bust our butts to find a way to make ends meet. It's tough out here and all we're hearing from you guys is a lot of talk of job creation, but as far as I can tell, it's all talk.

I think that I can speak for most Americans when I say that we're up-to-here with all of it. If I hear one more discussion by politicians discussing when they're going to discuss jobs, I think I'm going to be sick. This, quite honestly, is ridiculous. It's not as if the "Jobs Issue" suddenly materialized once you got past your debt crisis pissing match. Jobs have been an issue since we started bleeding them in 2008. I can't quite figure out why it's taken you guys so long to become part of the conversation. I mean, jobs ARE the real issue, aren't they?

I think it's time for Americans to stick our fingers in our ears, hum loudly and just STOP LISTENING. The more bad news we hear, the more arguing and backstabbing we hear, the more layoffs about which we hear, the more we're going to crash on the couch, eat bonbons and feel completely defeated about our job prospects.

As I wrote about in a recent AOL article 10 Tricks to Landing a Job After The Great Recession, Americans need to stop waiting for you in government to give us permission to get back to work. I'm calling for a nationwide agreement that we are going to ignore the job numbers, ignore Washington, ignore Wall Street and get our collective heads back in the game. It might be hard out there, but it is NOT impossible.

As a businesswoman who has worked for, or consulted to over 50 companies, I KNOW how to find and land work. I have been speaking, writing and coaching about work issues for as long as I can remember. Since our leaders in Washington are not currently doing anything concrete, I've decided to put my butt on the line and PROVE that people CAN GET WORK.

How? I'm running a contest where three lucky and determined job seekers will win the chance to experience my "A Little Tough Love & A Lotta Technique" training program. I will teach these winners the tools and techniques that are essential to identifying jobs in today's turbulent times, and together we'll demonstrate to America how these methods can be applied toward landing work.

I know my methods work, and I'm out to prove it. With a little coaching, Americans CAN get back into the workforce. So while you folks in Washington dance around the issues and let all kinds of jobs programs expire in the coming weeks, I want to encourage job seekers everywhere to grab the bull by the horns, get out of the doldrums, and get ready to do the hard work it takes to land work.

Over the coming months, I'll be focused on teaching Americans how to develop a Personal Career Brand, Reverse Engineer the Job Market, Harness Luck, Find "In" People, Network by 5s and Know What to Do When Luck Strikes. I'm assigning myself the job of teaching folks how to make themselves into a person that people can't wait to hire. People can learn more about the contest at www.susannegoldstein.com.

To job seekers everywhere I say: Please stop waiting for Washington to give you permission to start your job search. Government isn't set up to be the Great Employer. You, me, the guy who owns the neighborhood shop, the gal who runs the big corporation in your city or town -- we are the engines of economic growth. Not government. No matter who wins the battle -- Republicans want less government programs and more trickle down, Democrats want more government programs and more taxation for the super rich -- neither groups' platform of tax reform, trade agreements and regulatory changes are going to affect us for a long, long time. That means it's just us.

To our dear elected officials in Washington I say: Shut up already! Please stop the arguing and the posturing. THIS IS NOT NOVEMBER 2012 and we aren't so stupid that we can't see through your thinly-veiled tactics. If it weren't for the difficulty of overcoming incumbency and entrenched party politics, you'd all be out of work anyway. Or maybe American voters will get it right this time, and you'll all be heading for the unemployment line.

If that's the case, give me a call. Perhaps I can help you land your next job.

 
 
 
 
 
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daveclementsusa
Mommy, Daves hitting me with TRUTH again
09:53 PM on 09/12/2011
I'm only going to say this once.
Lay off the magic juice.
06:59 PM on 09/09/2011
Suzanne seems to think that a Positive Mental Attitude is all you need, along with old ol' American pluck.

Well, it's not that simple. Fundamentally, there are not nearly enough jobs for those seeking them. And I'm not sure when if ever that will change. Our economy has evolved (or, perhaps, "degenerated") to the point where we no longer need nearly so many people to provide all the goods and services we desire. Companies everywhere pursue a ruthless policy of cutting and cutting, good times or bad. Going forward, I think we face a time when tens of millions of Americans will be unemployed or marginally employed.

Now, some say try harder. Others say get more education. Still others say start your own business. The problem with all these is that they may help some individuals get jobs, but everyone or maybe even most will not succeed. In economics, this is known as the "fallacy of composition." In other words, just because anyone can succeed, it does not at all follow that everyone can succeed. No matter how smart, how many college degrees, how much they work.

There are just too many of us for the economic requirement for employees. Of course, businesses who don't want employees DO want customers. Where these customers will get any money, is not their worry!
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Christopher Hull
Democratic Socialist
12:24 PM on 09/09/2011
I'm hoping this is some advertorial piece. That the writer is paying a fee to plug her services. Probably hoping to become the "Suzie Ormond" of jobs.
There are no jobs because dumb, mostly white, people voted for thrity years of "Free Market" economics with no regard for what that might mean to their own job.
Apparently the idea has been to vote for anyone who promised to destroy union jobs the fastest. Because all those "union" people "make too much money."
Well, America got its wish. Fifty thousand factories gone. Millons upon millions of jobs gone. Labor is irrelevant in todays market. So we need to change the rules.
10:31 AM on 09/09/2011
No doubt a touchy subject for those out of work. A positive attitude always helps.
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signgrrl
design & production
06:37 PM on 09/09/2011
a clueless one, on the other hand . . . .
10:28 AM on 09/09/2011
Absolutely correct. The jobs are there, but not as good as they use to be. You have to think about all the opportunities and not what you want.....................So many people are spoiled from their last job they lost. Maybe being a widget machine feeder is not available at $18 an hour but, just maybe there is a road grader position available.....at starter wages. Go Susanne
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austinallan
physicist, environmental scientist, healthcare imp
03:13 PM on 09/09/2011
Yes we should become a nation of minimum wage jobs. Maybe then the factories that were shipped to China will come back.
llwlknsn
Adequate words fail me.
01:52 AM on 09/09/2011
It is impossible when you are competing against 400 to 600 other people for the same job. Where does this woman get off. I send out resumes for every job I am qualified to work in and I have the skills to do the job and I am constantly told that while my resume is impressive and I have the skills needed, they would like someone who is more 'tailored' to their business. I.E. EXACT FIT Employee. If it is not anyone single, young and willing to work long hours cheaply, they can destroy a job and outsource or insource illegal labor or get an H1B. With 9.2 % Unemployment, 16% + real total unemployment and underemployment, the woman who wrote this fluff piece sounds woefully out of touch with reality. We have enough of that in Washington. Why anyone would hire someone delusional, is beyond me.
Kathy Horn
Publicist
06:23 AM on 09/09/2011
Clearly you missed the point. She is offering her services for free to three lucky people to get a job!
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Sarah Trickey
love, luck and lollipops. Narf!
11:05 PM on 09/08/2011
Um, yeah. Because I, and others like me, have been sitting around twiddling our thumbs hoping for 'the go-ahead'.
Really?!? That's what you think? I'm certain you are a nice enough girl, but I have serious doubts as to your intelligence. Thanks anyway.
07:25 PM on 09/08/2011
Private businesses aren't hiring, so government has to hire in order to put people back to work.
08:45 PM on 09/08/2011
Disagree with you. I know private businesses that want to hire.
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signgrrl
design & production
10:25 PM on 09/08/2011
how nice for YOU.
llwlknsn
Adequate words fail me.
01:53 AM on 09/09/2011
Name them and give the rest of us a break.
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inmyhumbleopinion
Vote third party.
06:49 PM on 09/08/2011
How simplistic can you get? Yes I'm sure all the people who've been out of work for months, even years maybe, are waiting for the go-ahead from D.C. WTF?

Here's the deal: companies are sitting on piles of cash and they are still not hiring. Why? Because why add more payroll to your costs when the additional profit looks great to the almighty stockholder? Why should the CEO hire back the folks he laid off when his annual bonus is getting ever bigger due to cost cutting?

This is the most polyanna-ish piece I've ever seen on this site. People who have skills are starting their own businesses. People who have minimal skills and education are screwed.
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Social Construct
Go left, young man.
06:30 PM on 09/08/2011
Isn't egocentrism amusing and annoying all at the same time?
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signgrrl
design & production
07:49 PM on 09/08/2011
more annoying than amusing, i think. but maybe that's just me.
04:47 PM on 09/08/2011
Um, Susanne, dear, businesses of all sizes are not under any obligation to hire anyone. No matter what. Look at this from a predator/prey viewpoint. The predator (the so-called job creators) can just take their time and make a move only when they are hungrey or need amusement. Then they pounce. In today's market, the predator has all the power as in yeah, you get a lousy paycheck but no bennies. Take it or leave it. Found out the other day that the Help Wanted sign on several different doors around town were leftovers from some time ago. Whoever stuck those things up either forget to take them down or just doesn't give a damn; they like to see the unemployed line up outside all hungry and anxious, then totally trashed when told there isn't any work. Suppose you use your talents to re-educate the job-creators, say like, into real human beings?
rocklandmike
Seeking Reason for no apparent reason
02:53 PM on 09/08/2011
NO ONE is waiting for government's permission to get a job. I know bright, hardworking people in the financial services industry who can't get a job even at 30% paycuts. Job applicants who are 50 years old or older are seen to be desperate when they are willing to take a 50% cut.
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pooka47401
Reality is the leading cause of stress!
02:24 PM on 09/08/2011
In order to find a job there either has to be an existing job, or you have to become self employed. I find it a problem that you seem to think that there are people out there who are just sitting around and waiting for the Government to give them a job or "permission to find a job". I work with the unemployed and under employed. Those who are in the older set of workers, and have limited skills, aren't being hired. I see these people every day. They are people who worked in factories from the time that they left high school, and the factory closed when they were 50 years old. Or they are Construction workers who are 45 years old , physically played out, and never finished high school and don't have the skills to go back for additional training.

Your premise of people waiting on the Government for work, plays into stereotypes that include the idea that those on unemployment or those on food stamps are "lazy" and not trying to find work. This mindset is still prevalent among those who have not been unemployed and looking for jobs that are not there. The former Middle Class tries hard to find work, they are not waiting on the Government for anything!
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signgrrl
design & production
07:50 PM on 09/08/2011
F/F
08:44 PM on 09/08/2011
If you know someone who needs help finding a job..send them to my web site www.susannegoldstein.com.
02:13 PM on 09/08/2011
I so want to send Ms Goldstein my unemployed husband's resume. Wish I could send her HIM ! *I'd send my resume, but it would be a blank page.*
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11:53 PM on 09/08/2011
Do it! Then you can write an article on HuffPost about it and maybe start a new career.
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OneBurbon
Men's rights advocate
01:32 PM on 09/08/2011
This article is right on. It is not the government that makes America great, it is the private citizens who make it great. All we need is some good old fashion American grit to work us out of this mess.
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SonicUltimate
05:01 PM on 09/08/2011
At what point will "good old fashioned American grit" boost demand in the econmy? The grit is there, but the resources to mobilize it are lacking. Generally because they are sitting in private sector coffers.