11/22/2012 09:46 am ET Updated Jan 21, 2013

A Turkey Election and a Day Full o' Turkey!

I am still tryin' to recover from the sad election results. But I've managed to finally get out of bed and get back to doin' what I do best... reportin' on breakin' news! And since it's Thanksgiving, I figured I would review the true facts (like every good conservative does) about the holiday. Happy Thanksgiving to you and your families!


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