06/21/2013 02:22 pm ET Updated Aug 21, 2013

Fetuses Masturbate??!!

Fetuses can masturbate??!! Can it be true? I don't know if my conservative heart can take such blasphemy! Babies are supposed to be pure and according to Congressman Burgess from Texas, boy babies are masturbatin' all the time. Yuck, if you ask me. This does however mean that the girls remain pure and chaste. Phew. Sex and babies have nothin' to do with one another!

Shot by: Tim Frisch
Edited by: Amy Wieseneck

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