03/22/2012 10:06 am ET Updated May 22, 2012

Only Democrats Watch Porn!

With the excitin' new war on pornography by my Rick, I thought these interviews were timely!

A few months back, Ron Jeremy and some immoral ladies were interviewed by yours truly! They are all no doubt Democrats (no Republican would watch such things!) and certainly only interested in fun.

Join me and pledge to ban fun like Rick Santorum!

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