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I Tackle Sexual Harassment and the "Oops"

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Now I know people are all riled up about these occupations, or lack thereof these days. However I wanted to be sure I reached out and spoke to the American people about the so-called gaffes of Herman Cain and Rick Perry.

Everyone forgets what they're sayin' sometimes. I mean, is a president really supposed to remember their own policies? Perry will just be like Bush...he won't actually be runnin' the country- that's what his staff is for! And is sexual harassment really that bad? I'm sure he was just bein' friendly, like Clinton. It seems there are actually some Americans who agree with me.