butterball turkey talk line

Stephen Colbert Talks Turkey With Baffled Butterball Customers

“You’ll be fine as long as you don’t take any of my advice."
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Stephen Colbert Pesters The Good People Of The Butterball Turkey Hotline

"I got a nephew who wants me to make Tofurkey this year. What's the best way to let him know he's no longer welcome in my house?"
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