Keith, I'm hiring, and here's my pitch: I'm starting a new, progressive-minded, cable television news and information network. You will have full control over the content that airs on your show. Let's get Anderson Cooper on board, too.
In every election of the past decade I have predicted the results based on Nielsen's cable news viewing numbers. So far, I have always gotten it right. And, if that happens again next Tuesday, the Democrats are in for a disaster.
What's CNN got planned for the upcoming election? Well, like last time, when they summoned animated "holograms" of Jessica Yellin and Will.I.Am, the network will dazzle us with crazy technology until we bleed from the brain.