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Chuck Norris Says Obama Wants Mary to Abort Jesus

Chris Kelly | Posted 12.17.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Health Care Reform, Chuck-Norris-Obama, Obamacare, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris and Obama, Comedy News
Chris Kelly

If you want to put the Bible in schools but you think Mary might have aborted Jesus, if she didn't have to pay for it, you don't get to talk anymore. Even Chuck Norris should be able to process that.

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Actor Matthew Marsden Hides Right-Wing Political Views

Jackson Williams | Posted 12.09.2009 | Politics

Read More: Black Hawk Down, Jerry Falwell, Council for National Policy, Pat Boone, Ronald Reagan, Bruce Willis, Media, Michelle Bachman, Austin American Statesman, Rambo, Dixie Chicks, Forum on the Family, Nra, Phyllis Schlafly, Matthew Marsden, Susan Sarandon, Gary Sinise, James Dobson, Eagle Forum, Moral Majority, Austin, Barry Levinson, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen, Discovery Institute, Poliwood, Ed Meese, Creative Coalition, Barbra Streisand, Texas, Edwin Meese, Hollywood, Left Behind Books, Tim LaHay, Barack Obama, Clint Eastwood, Left Behind, George Gilder, Miranda Ruling, Mel Gibson, Entertainment, Chuck Norris, Charlton Heston, New York Times, Tim Pawlenty, Tony Perkins, Politics News
Jackson Williams

If Matthew Marsden is really honored to hang out with anti-gay, religious-right hate mongers -- and that's who he flew halfway across the country to be with in private -- then he should do it in the light of day.

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Nick Swardson: "My Ass is the Best Joke Teller I Know"

Jon Chattman | Posted 10.08.2009 | Entertainment

Read More: Unicorn, Farts, Grandma's Boy, Comedian, Comedy Album, Woody Allen, Nick Swardson, Joke, Ghandi, Dvd, Reno 911!, Cd, Will Ferrell, Rue McClanahan, Charlie Chaplin, Party, Chuck Norris, Comedy, Entertainment News
Jon Chattman

There is, for sure, a very twisted side to me. The other side is a nude Brad Pitt riding a unicorn with candy as his genitals.

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Sunday Roundup

Arianna Huffington | Posted 09.15.2009 | Politics

Read More: Stephen Hawking, Charles Grassley, Chuck Grassley, Chuck Norris, Health Care Reform, English National Health System, Health Insurance, Health Care, Obama Health Care, Barack Obama, Healthcare, British National Health System, Politics News
Arianna Huffington

This week, the health care debate journeyed through the looking glass. Sen. Charles Grassley, the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance committee, embraced the death panel myth, telling a crowd in his home state that they were correct to be worried about the government deciding to "pull the plug on grandma." Noted medical expert Chuck Norris also weighed in, sounding the alarm about "government agents coming into your home and telling you how to parent your children" and encouraging abortions. And Investors Business Daily claimed that physically disabled scientist Stephen Hawking would have had his life cut short by the government-run British health care system if he lived in England. Which, in fact, he does. And always has. Who needs details when there are town hall discussions to disrupt -- or bring a gun to?

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He Neglected to Tell You...

Rep. Jim McDermott | Posted 09.12.2009 | Politics

Read More: Home Visitation, Health Care Reform, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Health Care, Health Care Debate, Health Care, Politics News
Rep. Jim McDermott

The latest wacky component in the insurance industry's disinformation campaign comes from a former movie kickboxer bellowing about home visitation provisions. The health care crisis is not a B-movie script.

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Ryan Grim

Chuck Norris Says Government Health Care Will Invade Your Home

HuffingtonPost.com | Ryan Grim | Posted 09.11.2009 | Politics

Read More: Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Health Care, Norris, Politics News

It was only a matter of time. Chuck Norris has weighed in on the health care debate. In an op-ed for the conservative outlet TownHall.com, the forme...

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Birther Texas Ranger: Chuck Norris Kicks Ass For Dobbs (VIDEO)

Matthew Filipowicz | Posted 09.04.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Birthers, Obama Birth Certificate, Obama Birthers, Birther-Movement, Cnn, Chuck Norris, Lou Dobbs, Walker Texas Ranger, Barack Obama, Comedy News
Matthew Filipowicz

Not only did Chuck write a blog post defending Lou, he has now cut a video showing that when you mess with Lou, you mess with Chuck. Take a look.

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Chuck Norris On Birthers: "I Agree With CNN's Lou Dobbs"

The Huffington Post | Rachel Weiner | Posted 09.03.2009 | Politics

Read More: Chuck Norris Birthers, Lou Dobbs, Birthers, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Birther, Norris Birthers, Politics News

In a column Tuesday, actor and conservative political figure Chuck Norris argued that President Obama should release his birth certificate. Norris sai...

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Human Events: The Right's Superstars and the Great Gun Giveaway

Richard (RJ) Eskow | Posted 07.20.2009 | Politics

Read More: Gun Violence, Pat Buchanan, Newt Gingrich, Human Events, Rightwing Violence, Chuck Norris, Politics News
Richard (RJ) Eskow

These ads from Human Events seem to reflect in microcosm the descent of the entire conservative movement into lurid extremism tinged with incipient violence.

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Ode to Kwai Chang Caine

Arthur Rosenfeld | Posted 07.12.2009 | Entertainment

Read More: Quentin Tarantino, Kung Fu, David Carradine Dies, David Carradine, Martial Arts, Bruce-Lee, Chuck Norris, Entertainment News
Arthur Rosenfeld

The Hollywood press and celebrity trackers everywhere are having a high time with the sad story of the late actor David Carradine's kung fu noir demise.

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Time for New Chuck Norris Jokes

David Weinberger | Posted 06.22.2009 | Entertainment

Read More: Jokes, Hate Crimes, Humor, Hate-Crimes-Bill, Hate Crimes Bill, Hate Crime, Chuck Norris, Entertainment News
David Weinberger

After reading Chuck Norris' two columns against hate crimes legislation, I think it's time for a new round of Chuck Norris jokes.

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Liberation Theology vs. Victoria Jackson

Paul Raushenbush | Posted 04.13.2009 | Politics

Read More: Victoria Jackson, Cornel West, Racism, Sean Hannity, Black Liberation Theology, Socialism, Chuck Norris, Texas, Gospel, James Cone, Union Theological Seminary, Barack Obama, Politics News
Paul Raushenbush

What our president is trying to do is not socialism, it is trying to help as many people get through this disastrous economic time with as little suffering and as much dignity as possible. Sounds Christian to me.

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Norris's Nutty War on President Obama

Earl Ofari Hutchinson | Posted 04.13.2009 | Politics

Read More: Chuck Norris, Rightwing, Conservatives, Barack Obama, Bloggers, Patriot Groups, Hate Groups, Fringe Groups, Websites, ihateobama.com, worlddailynet.com, Politics News
Earl Ofari Hutchinson

The long history of hate violence in America further is more than enough to raise the antenna on the danger of violence against prominent political figures.

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Chuck Norris to Rule Post-Apocalyptic Texas

Brandon Snider | Posted 04.12.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Mary Hart, Kevin Costner, Chuck Norris, Flavor Flav, Paul Reubens, Texas, Crazy, Carrot Top, Comedy News
Brandon Snider

The most trusted name in complete insanity, Chuck Norris, the actor whose manliness came to the forefront of our culture via a t-shirt worn by frat boys, has decided he's going to run for "President of Texas."

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Jason Linkins

Chuck Norris Volunteers To Lead Texas Into Bizarre New Future

HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 04.09.2009 | Politics

Read More: World Net Daily, Crazy, Chuck Norris, Secession, Texas, Politics News

When Republicans become president, or threaten to, you often hear some of your fellow countrymen vow to move to Canada. And why not? They have reall...

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Chuck Norris Knows the Real Reason for Obama's Choice of Rick Warren

Chris Rodda | Posted 02.13.2009 | Politics

Read More: Worldnetdaily, Obama Inauguration, Rick Warren, Chuck Norris, Abortion, Barack Obama Rick Warren, Gay Rights, Obama Gay Rights, Celebrity Activism, Politics News
Chris Rodda

Chuck Norris proposes that the use of Rick Warren's presence at Obama's inauguration might be a diversionary tactic to take attention off a covert plan to reintroduce the Freedom of Choice Act.

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Chuck Norris Likens Prop 8 Fight To Anarchy

Townhall | Posted 12.19.2008 | Entertainment

Read More: Proposition 8, Prop 8, Gay Issues, Gay Marriage, Chuck Norris, Entertainment News

Huckabee-supporting martial artist Chuck Norris has written his latest column for townhall.com on the passage of Prop 8 in California, calling demonst...

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Chuck Norris: Obama Out To Steal Your Wallet

Editor & Publisher | Posted 12.11.2008 | Politics

Read More: Chuck Norris Barack Obama, Chuck Norris, Barack Obama, Norris Obama, Chuck Norris Obama, President Obama, Politics News

Chuck Norris sure hasn't mellowed since barnstorming for Mike Huckabee back in the spring (and warning that John McCain might drop dead at any moment)...

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Hollywood Republicans Respond to Satirical "Don't Vote" PSA with Counter-PSA

Alexis C. Jolly | Posted 11.02.2008 | Politics

Read More: Chuck Norris, Voting, Hollywood, Don't Vote PSA, Politics News
Alexis C. Jolly

A short film script, in response to this message from the Hollywood liberal elite.

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Facts FOR Chuck Norris

Washington Post | Robert Bateman | Posted 10.13.2008 | Politics

Read More: Larry King, Chuck Norris, Iraq, Larry King LIve, Arianna Huffington, Politics News

Now, the real fact is that I love the "Chuck Norris Facts" genre as much as anybody. For those unaware, these are a series of jokes about what Chuck N...

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Arianna Spars With Chuck Norris On "Larry King" (VIDEO)

Huff TV | Posted 10.11.2008 | Media

Read More: Video, Arianna Huffington, Larry King, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris Larry King, Arianna Huffington Chuck Norris, Media News
Huff TV

Arianna appeared with Chuck Norris and Ari Fleischer on "Larry King" Wednesday night to discuss the presidential race. When the subject turned to Iraq...

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Just When You Think Chuck Norris Can't Get Any Stupider

Chris Rodda | Posted 07.26.2008 | Politics

Read More: Congress, Worldnetdaily, Constitution, Chuck Norris, Politics News
Chris Rodda

The Constitution says that "each state shall have at least one Representative," a clause that, according to Norris's remarkable interpretation, means that each state should have only one representative.

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Jason Linkins

McCain, Huckabee Surrogates Represent A Cultural Clockwork Orange

HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 03.28.2008 | Politics

Read More: John McCain, Violent Movies, Mike Huckabee, Chuck Norris, Pop Culture, Sylvester Stallone, Violent Media, Politics News

If there's any truth to the widespread whispers that John McCain and Mike Huckabee are secretly aligned to knock out their mutual threat, Mitt Romney,...

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Scenes From A Huckaball

Huffington Post | Glynnis MacNicol, Rachel Sklar | Posted 03.28.2008 | Media

Read More: ETP New Hampshire Primary, Huckabee Preacher, Huckabee Movement, Mike Huckabee, Huckabee Chuck Norris, Huck and Chuck, Chuck Norris, New Hampshire, ETP in New Hampshire, Media News

Mike Huckabee may have finished third in New Hampshire, but the Iowa GOP winner is no one-trick pony ( and if anyone is short-sighted enough to believ...

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"Hucka-Bounce"

Huffington Post | Rachel Sklar | Posted 03.28.2008 | Media

Read More: 2008 Election, Mike Huckabee Leading Polls, Mike Huckabee, Chuck Norris, ETP New Hampshire Primary, ETP in New Hampshire, New Hampshire, Media News

Shockingly, I have only heard this twice: The first was John Roberts on CNN last Friday morning, talking to Huckabee after his Iowa win, and the secon...

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