Further proving that there is no recognition in our modern society quite like viral video success, Dancing With the Stars' leading contender Donny Osm...
Ben Berkon | Posted 11.09.2009 | Comedy
In technology news, the worlds of overbearing parents and their slutty offspring have finally collided with the release of the iSlut. The iSlut is an...
Ben Berkon | Posted 11.05.2009 | Comedy
According to sources close to Palin, the first chapter will cover how Palin sat in a beauty salon all day while her first book was written by a much smarter person who was in dire need of money.
HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 10.22.2009 | Comedy
Remember about three weeks ago, how the Washington Post TOTALLY CHANGED THIS ONLINE PUNDIT GAME by announcing that they were going to have a bonkers c...
The Huffington Post | Lila Shapiro | Posted 10.28.2009 | Comedy
By now you've no doubt heard about "Balloon Boy" AKA Falcon Heene, the boy who captivated the media for an entire news cycle by virtue of not being in...
Cameron Sherber | Posted 10.07.2009 | Comedy
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Rachel Sklar | Posted 10.05.2009 | Comedy
What's more important to SNL, comedy or buzz? When the parade of cameos is over, at the end of the day there's got to be something else there to keep viewers giving a damn.
Cameron Sherber | Posted 10.04.2009 | Comedy
Ben Berkon | Posted 10.03.2009 | Comedy
"The fruit stand guy has a nicer cell phone than I do" has long been a running joke in my family. It is also, in a weird un-fruit-like way, reflective of our current, crazy society.
Cameron Sherber | Posted 10.02.2009 | Comedy
Lesley Stern | Posted 10.02.2009 | Comedy
Dear Dinner Companion, Your friend is right. Never cheapen yourself by sleeping with a guy for a hamburger.
Ben Berkon | Posted 09.29.2009 | Comedy
I thought I looked a little fat in my New York Times profile, but I've heard that "human fear" adds fifteen pounds -- especially when you're part fission, part fusion.
Ben Berkon | Posted 09.26.2009 | Comedy
It's been pissing me off how much media press Swine Flu has been getting. I mean, I killed 354 people yesterday, and I don't even get the back page in the New York Post.
Ben Berkon | Posted 09.25.2009 | Comedy
"There was an astonishingly high percentage of misinformed children who are in for a real surprise," said STAThead executive Bill Myers.
Ben Berkon | Posted 09.24.2009 | Comedy
"If this is a trend [with Google], I don't know how I'm going to convince people that 'gorgeous sluts are waiting to meet you,'" said an anonymous spammer.
Ben Berkon | Posted 09.23.2009 | Comedy
It may seem like a desperate and even illegal method to recruit presidential candidates, but the Republican Party has been scrambling for ways to compete with their "unfortunately diverse" political rival.
Sean Carman | Posted 11.14.2009 | Comedy
"Don't get me wrong!" Mr. West said, raising his voice, "I'm all for regulatory reform of our financial markets. But for Kanye," Mr. West continued, "the issues are bigger than that."
Roy Rivenburg | Posted 11.09.2009 | Comedy
Using mass hypnosis during a televised speech to students, President Obama turned millions of schoolchildren into robotic socialist zombies, authorities said.
Sean Carman | Posted 10.17.2009 | Comedy
"Aren't you the journalist who tirelessly promoted the Iraq War? And defended the Bush Administration's illegal wiretap and detention programs while admitting you knew nothing about them?"
Sean Carman | Posted 09.27.2009 | Comedy
The Republican Party announced today that it will honor the legacy of Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy by continuing its campaign to defeat any prospect of health care reform.
Rip Empson | Posted 09.25.2009 | Home
Whenever people say, 'wait, how come you're not funny?' Or something like that, I'm always like, 'if I said to you casually the stuff that I say on stage, it would get really uncomfortable.'
Warren Holstein | Posted 09.14.2009 | Comedy
Posted 09.06.2009 | Comedy
Colbert sat down with Congressman Joe Sestak to discuss his race against Pennsylvania Senator Arlen Specter on Wednesday night. He also ruminated abo...
John Wellington Ennis | Posted 11.19.2009 | Comedy