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RoboRoach to the Rescue

Lester & Charlie | Posted 12.19.2013 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

These days, in the wake of the Great Government Shutdown of 2013 -- surprise, surprise -- you actually have to be Anthony Weiner or the Ebola virus to be less liked than the United States Congress. Really. Compare them to dog poop, hemorrhoids or the DMV -- Congress loses to just about everything. Even cockroaches. We're sure you're shocked.

Why Do Fortune Cookies Have Messages?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 12.18.2013 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo


TSA, Remove These People From Security Lines at Once!

Greg Schwem | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

As a 100,000-mile-a-year flyer, allow me to include a few individuals who, while not dangerous, still are menaces to the quality of air travel. If witnessed, they should be removed from security lines immediately, primarily so they don't suffer bodily harm at the hands of fellow passengers.

The Meanest Thing Cats Do To Dogs

The Huffington Post | Sam Wilkes | Posted 11.18.2013 | Comedy

Cats love cozying up in small spaces. Cats can also be furry little jerks. So, it's safe to assume that when a cat decides to sleep in the (much lar...

Some Like It Hot (Yoga)

Fatima Bhojani | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Fatima Bhojani

We spend the next five minutes in savasna, also referred as the corpse pose, by the more sombre amongst us. In other domains, I call it the "honey-I'm-too-tired-tonight" pose.

Your Dog Hates You, FYI

Oliver Noble | Posted 10.08.2013 | Comedy

#twogging - the act of twerking on or around a dog - first burst onto the scene two months ago and has since inspired numerous new twogg videos, infil...

The Art of the Selfie

Mark Brennan Rosenberg | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Mark Brennan Rosenberg

We all want to feel sexy sometimes, don't we? And what better time than when we are sitting alone with our camera phones doing absolutely nothing sexy at all.

Reductress Presents: BEST FRIENDS EVER With Janeane Garofalo

Reductress | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy

Reductress talks to Janeane Garofalo about Hot Pets, Drake, and Hillary Clinton's vagina in the second episode of BEST FRIENDS EVER.

Bill Gates, It's Time to Come Clean!

Greg Schwem | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

Since Gates appears to be in confession mode, I feel it's time for him to wipe the slate clean.

How to Exploit a Kitten

Leslie Goshko | Posted 01.23.2014 | Comedy
Leslie Goshko

My husband and I both have cat allergies but took a chance on the myth that this breed of kitten was hypoallergenic. Good news is, my husband hasn't had so much as one allergic sniffle. Bad news? I instantly plummeted into allergy hell.

A Purr-Fect Look At The Internet Cat Video Festival

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 10.02.2013 | Comedy

A short about the 2013 Internet Cat Video Festival hit YouTube Tuesday, reminding us again why the Web was born. The festival took place Aug. 28 at...

Comedian Takes on the 'Sleepless in Austin' $1500 Challenge

Tim Young | Posted 11.30.2013 | Comedy
Tim Young

I took on the challenge of finding Romeo Rose his true love. I went out in the streets of Austin where he lives in order to find exactly what he's looking for... which is EXTREMELY SPECIFIC.

Why Won't Television Ever Be the Same?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 11.30.2013 | Entertainment
Marta Ibarrondo


While You Were Sleeping, the GOP Entered the 21st Century

Lester & Charlie | Posted 11.27.2013 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

A Kickstarter campaign for Ayn Rand? Damn. If that's not evidence of radical change, what is?

Interviewing Advice for a Former United Airlines Employee

Greg Schwem | Posted 11.25.2013 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

I continue to curse my inability to be in the right place at the right time, specifically on United's website for 15 minutes on September 12 when fares for most domestic United flights dropped to zero, save for a few paltry taxes and fees.

Why Do We Love Guns?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 11.23.2013 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo


Everything Must Go!

Lester & Charlie | Posted 11.20.2013 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

History, it is said, is written by the victors. In North Carolina, apparently, that history will be written by Sharia-fearin', teacher-salary slashin' white people totin' guns into their favorite playgrounds and bars.

Further Proof That Cats Are Jerks

The Huffington Post | Sam Wilkes | Posted 09.19.2013 | Comedy

In case you haven't heard: cats are jerks. And what's the first phase in a cat's campaign of terror? Why, pushing all of your belongings off of flat s...

The 'Sham Cam' and Other College Football Innovations

Greg Schwem | Posted 11.17.2013 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

I am so disappointed in Texas A&M quarterback Johnny Manziel. How dare he spend last weekend throwing five touchdown passes, rushing for 98 yards and nearly rallying his team from a 21-point deficit against Southeastern Conference foe Alabama.

Why Is the Mind Like a Parachute?

Marta Ibarrondo | Posted 11.16.2013 | Comedy
Marta Ibarrondo


Gone, Seen Cal

Andrew J. Lederer | Posted 11.13.2013 | Comedy
Andrew J. Lederer

Seeing that Cal Worthington had died made me sad, a hole having been bored by his passing representing a further Swiss cheesing of the once unchinked ...

Rush's Revisionist Reading Rainbow

Lester & Charlie | Posted 11.13.2013 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

Limbaugh says that his book, titled Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims: Time-Travel Adventures with Exceptional Americans, will tell "just the truthful history of the Pilgrims" and "the true story of Thanksgiving."

Best Someecards Of The Week

Posted 09.13.2013 | Comedy

Well, that was a rough week. But don't fret! There's always an abundance of funny e-cards to send to that co-worker, frenemy or special someone to let...

If You Search 'Australia,' You Must Want a Pet Koala

Greg Schwem | Posted 11.12.2013 | Comedy
Greg Schwem

I missed your companionship yesterday. I know from perusing your Google calendar that you were out most of the afternoon and evening. But before going to bed, you searched flights to Michigan next month.

WATCH: Bald, Beautiful And Totally Evolved

The Huffington Post | Ron Dicker | Posted 09.11.2013 | Comedy

Watch these celebrity baldies achieve total oneness with their chrome-domed awesomeness. In this face-morphing loop, the faces of A-list cue balls...