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I Auditioned For a TV Game Show and Lived to Tell

Mark C. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

"I am not an animal; I am a human being!" The Elephant Man's anguished cry was intended to make his tormentors aware of his humanity. For it is th...

Leave Lindsey and Michael Steele Alone! (Bonus Video)

Charles Karel Bouley | Posted 05.25.2011 | Media
Charles Karel Bouley

America, worry about your own addictions, and leave Lindsey alone. And Democrats, worry about the two wars you are funding and conducting, and stop worrying about those that are pointing out that they're now yours.

Judge Orders Vasectomy for Over-Sexed Hamster

Mark C. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

Hamsters get their name from the German word "hamstern," meaning "to hoard." And true to the name, this hamster was sexually hoarding female hamsters like there was no tomorrow.

A Mother's Day

Charlotte Safavi | Posted 11.17.2011 | Healthy Living
Charlotte Safavi

Mother's Day is creeping up on us once more: I expect some well-earned yet short-lived pampering will come my way.

All Cake, No File: The Johnny Cash Prison Tribute Comedy Cooking Show/Concert

Brad Schreiber | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Brad Schreiber

The Ivy Substation in Culver City is an ideal theatre for a cooking and comedy concert conducted by chef Jewel Rae Jeffers. The irrepressible Jewel Rae cooks a different "jailbreak cake" at each show.

My Cover Letter to Be a Supreme Court Justice

Doug Lieblich | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Doug Lieblich

These skills, while not directly related to the law can be vital in the day-to-day deliberations of the Supreme Court. I am a good listener, strong at multi-tasking, and can work under pressure. I also love justice.

This Joke-Thief Will Never Work in This Internet Again

Edward Murray | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Edward Murray

I pity Nick Madson because he was oblivious enough to do a famous Patton Oswalt bit, verbatim, at a recorded show, and now the entire comedy world wants to beat the living crap out of him. Sucks to be him.

A Is for Amy & Adonis: Chapter T

Steven Crandell | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books
Steven Crandell

The diamond wasn't anything amazing. That's what made it so painful.

The Hottest Date I've Ever Had

Mark C. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

The weekend had arrived, romance was in the air, and after a hard several days at work, I was so in the mood for love. I was looking good, feeling good and had a wallet filled with cash.

Hans Gezundheit Sues for Sneezing Royalties

Mark C. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

KEMNITZ, Germany - Gerhardt Gezundheit was known throughout his 18th century village as 'The Man Who Cannot Stop Sneezing.' He tried every possible ...

My Parents Weren't Just Being Nosy, They Were Protecting Their Investment

Yisrael Campbell | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Yisrael Campbell

Suddenly, our prayers were answered with the alacrity of Linda Blair in the Exorcist. She puked all over me. It was at that moment that I had an epiphany about my parents.

Do I Need a 12-Step Program for Serial Daters?

Mark C. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

Is there a 12-step program for serial daters? If so, sign me up for DA - Date-aholics Anonymous. Not, mind you, that I'm addicted to dating. I ca...

A Is for Amy & Adonis: Chapter S

Steven Crandell | Posted 05.25.2011 | Books
Steven Crandell

Bartlette emitted a low-level but steady whine from her mother's arms. She had sprouted a tooth, and along with it a temperature and a rash on her bottom.

Sweet Tat, Brah

Cameron Sherber | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Cameron Sherber

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Theater Review: Not So Grand Manner

Michael Giltz | Posted 05.25.2011 | Arts
Michael Giltz

Sometimes, a mildly pleasant night at the theater can't quite be recommended. Such is the case, unfortunately, for A.R. Gurney's The Grand Manner.

News the Media Missed This Week

Mark C. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

The media does a pretty good job covering the major news stories. Sometimes, however, they miss some. My mission? To search for the most interesting...

Whatever Happened to Woo?

Mark C. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

Gone With the Woo? I wish I lived 200 years ago so I could woo a woman the way single men did back then. Who even uses the word "woo" anymore, much...

Fireworks Safety With Back of the Class

Nick Kreiss | Posted 05.25.2011 | Los Angeles
Nick Kreiss

The latest from LA comedy troupe Back of the Class just in time for the 4th. Enjoy.

Where's a Wooden Stake When You Need One?

Cameron Sherber | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Cameron Sherber

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Your Perfect New York Summer Day

David Parker | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
David Parker

With the help of the many magazines, websites and blogs devoted to uncovering the city's best-kept secrets, here's how to fit every single sight, sound and taste of summer in New York into one perfect day.

Holy Mackerel! Amazing Fish Facts

Mark C. Miller | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Mark C. Miller

"Oh, like you're better looking." I used to enjoy visiting Sea World. But the more I thought about it and the more I learned about fish, it began ...

New Facebook Privacy Policy

Doug Lieblich | Posted 05.25.2011 | Comedy
Doug Lieblich

We at Facebook care about your privacy. That's why we monitor it very, very carefully. Happy surfing users, and remember: If there's anything suspicious: we're just a poke away.

WATCH: Man Teaches Mice To SURF

Posted 05.25.2011 | World

A gang of surfing mice in Australia are giving Laird Hamilton a run for his money. Shane Wilmott, a resident of the Gold Coast in Australia, has bee...

Grown-Ups Is a Relatiohship Movie That Is Funny!

Jackie K. Cooper | Posted 05.25.2011 | Entertainment
Jackie K. Cooper

Adam Sandler has evolved from frat boy comic to Saturday Night Live regular to movie star. He has evolved from immature antics to romantic comedy to family man. His new film Grown-Ups is a mark of that change.

Jean Shorts: A User's Guide

Una LaMarche | Posted 05.25.2011 | Style
Una LaMarche

No, my summer style conundrum can be summed up in two words: jean shorts. I love jean shorts... in theory. In theory, as soon as I put them on I instantly look exactly like Giselle Bundchen from the waist down.