Ask your neighbors over for a potluck Thanksgiving feast, just like the Pilgrims invited the Native Americans. Once you've enjoyed their delicious offerings, kill them and steal their possessions and property.

It's not OK to confuse me with another black girl. It's not OK even if the girl bears a passing resemblance to me. I don't care if you feel bad. You should feel bad.

I've also made great strides on the financial front. I discovered how to get the laundry machines in the basement to work without quarters! That ought to save me several dollars a week.

In an exclusive interview, Rupert Murdoch explains that Google is only the beginning of News Corp.'s plans to further isolate themselves. Take a look.

In a stunning turn of events, Obama has swept baseball's postseason honors in both leagues, a feat never before accomplished and long considered impossible.

Congratulations, MTV - you completely failed to grasp the gravity of the situation. Little did you realize that you took the first step toward saving humanity. Allow me to explain...

And do you President Obama take this corrupt useless piece...

Welcome back, dear disciples, for another week of science-inspired Q&A!

For some reason, around his demanding Dancing With the Stars schedule and performing in Vegas five nights a week, Donny Osmond has been making short f...

Since I wrote a sketch about Yemen 4 years ago, I consider myself a bona fide soothsayer. Therefore, better late than on time, here are 10 '10 Predictions.

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Lost executive producer J.J. Abrams also welcomed the peace treaty, saying he and the show's writers had no idea how they were going to end the series otherwise.