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She Was Wireless Before Her Time

Tom Falco | Posted 06.04.2012 | Comedy
Tom Falco

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JOKE: Sex And The Senior Citizen

Posted 04.04.2012 | Women

An 80-year-old man is being examined by his doctor. “Do you still have sex?” the doctor asks. “Almost every day,” the old man answers. ...

Which Republican Presidential Candidate Would Win The Hunger Games?

Dean Obeidallah | Posted 06.03.2012 | Comedy
Dean Obeidallah

If we did pick our elected officials using The Hunger Games method, it would be quicker and a lot more fun for the rest of us to watch.

WATCH: Parents 'Silverstone' Their Kids' Food

Posted 04.04.2012 | Parents

It's not always a positive thing to have your surname immortalized in verb form. "Tebow" may be quirky and complimentary, but "Sheen"? Clear negative...

JOKE: "The Economy Is So Bad..."

Posted 04.03.2012 | Women

The Top 11 Signs the Economy is Bad: 11. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. 10. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. 9. I went to buy ...

I Have Become a Celebrity Chef

Floyd Elliot | Posted 06.02.2012 | Comedy
Floyd Elliot

I felt an energy, a power such as I had never before experienced surging through me from my hands, those hands that had elevated mere food to art. I was, I felt, what I had always been meant to be: a celebrity chef.

Massachusetts to Require Broccoli

Ken Allen | Posted 06.02.2012 | Comedy
Ken Allen

In a stunning development, the Massachusetts legislature today passed a bill requiring its citizens to eat broccoli at least once a week.

VIDEO GOLD: George Carlin Loves "Stuff"

Posted 04.02.2012 | Women

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Stage Door: Elephant Room

Fern Siegel | Posted 06.01.2012 | Arts
Fern Siegel

A trio of loopy, but gifted magicians perform a unique blend of magic and mayhem. Now at St. Ann's Warehouse in Brooklyn's DUMBO neighborhood. Or as they call it: "Stan's Warehouse."

VIDEO GOLD: Disco Alien

Posted 04.01.2012 | Women

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How Foosball, Pool and Muay Thai Helped Me Deal With Difficult Personalities (Including My Own)

Jennifer Tress | Posted 05.30.2012 | Entertainment
Jennifer Tress

There's a sweet exhilaration associated with the moment you first realize something you really like has intersected with something you're good at.

Sports 101: The Five People You Meet in a Sports Bar

Dan Treadway | Posted 05.30.2012 | Sports
Dan Treadway

To prep you for your impending foray to a sports bar, below I've compiled a guide of the five people you can expect to see when you do venture off to Prime Time (which is the name of roughly 70 percent of the sports bars in this country).

Sex And Good Friends: How I (Have Almost) Made My Dreams Come True

Kingsley Benham | Posted 05.29.2012 | Gay Voices
Kingsley Benham

I would like to manifest the following dreams: a never-ending bottle of Maker's Mark, morning sex (after we shower, but not before he pays me), and for the world to appreciate Royal Stevenson, the title character in my new webseries, Royal Sabotage.

Ask Kathy Griffin A Question!

Posted 03.29.2012 | Women

Actress, comedian and author Kathy Griffin is joining me soon on Mondays with Marlo! Ask her anything you'd like to know about: Her new talk show "K...

New Heart for Old Dick

Sunil Adam | Posted 05.28.2012 | Politics
Sunil Adam

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ReThink Review: Goon -- the Hardest-Hitting (and Funniest) Comedy of 2012

Jonathan Kim | Posted 05.28.2012 | Sports
Jonathan Kim

Naturally, the great joy of Goon is watching this lovable, eager-to-please oaf destroying everyone in his way, sort of like a happy-go-lucky Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

The Last Thing I Need

Dave Hill | Posted 05.28.2012 | Comedy
Dave Hill

First off, how are these "saltines" still "original" and "premium" if this is apparently an entirely new cracker that has gone out of its way to tell me to go f*** myself right there on the box?

Gavin McInnes' How to Piss in Public

Toni Nagy | Posted 05.28.2012 | Books
Toni Nagy

Gavin McInnes's memoir How To Piss in Public is one that I highly recommend. It's not only insanely hilarious in a mental hospital sort of way but it's also so outlandishly offensive that you get tricked into thinking it is totally politically correct.

Dr. Republicans for the Sure Cure

Harvey Edwards | Posted 05.27.2012 | Comedy
Harvey Edwards

Are you pregnant? Feeling sick? Have a fever? Itching from a rash? Swelling of various body parts? The Republican Party wants to be your doctor. This is the place to get your state-ordered Gardasil shots and mandated pre-abortion ultrasounds.

Can an Edible Stamp Save the U.S. Postal Service?

John Malik | Posted 05.28.2012 | Comedy
John Malik

When I asked about states that do not have official fruits such as Pennsylvania or New Mexico, Mr. Assef assured me that Mr. Cantu has created stamps out of indigenous fruits in those states, so New Mexico gets prickly pear and South Dakota gets gooseberries.

Interest in Pinterest

Tom Falco | Posted 05.28.2012 | Comedy
Tom Falco

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'Breaking In': Cash Channels Indiana Jones To Get The Girl

Posted 05.27.2012 | TV

After walking in on a party at the office, Ronnie finds herself jealous of this mysterious Jones who works as an international salesman for the compan...

Brooklyndia

Nora Zelevansky | Posted 05.26.2012 | Comedy
Nora Zelevansky

A few months ago, I relocated from Los Angeles to Portland. My husband insists that we moved to Brooklyn instead -- Park Slope to be exact. (That was our intention.) But I'm not convinced.

Weird and Still Wonderfully Funny: Yonkers, a Town Still Well Worth Getting Lost in

Myra Chanin | Posted 05.26.2012 | Entertainment
Myra Chanin

The characters and the events in Lost in Yonkers have staying power. They are immortal. They tug at our feelings. Lost in Yonkers is about family and they don't come any more dysfunctional than this one.

GoodFellas Can't Joke

Sunil Adam | Posted 05.26.2012 | Politics
Sunil Adam

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