Despite my life, despite cancer, despite over a decade of therapy and a magnitude of self-help books and workshops, I am still as hopeless of a romantic as Meg freakin' Ryan and as melodramatic as an Oscar-winning actress.
The St. Valentine's Day is coming!
Just imagine you are in a city park with a beautiful girl who loves roses.
You have until midnight to pick as many roses as you can.
Watch out that the gardener does not see you.