Horror routinely gets passed over for award nominations, and Stephen King, though decorated and honored, has had to face venomous criticism from crusty academics his whole writing career. We monster kids routinely get looked down upon by the "real" artists.

Joss Whedon has just been the busy, busy little bee lately, hasn't he?

On Friday, after a three-year delay, Drew Goddard and Joss Whedon's The Cabin in the Woods finally arrives in theaters. The problem with trying to discuss The Cabin in the Woods is that even the slightest bit of information could ruin your viewing experience of a film that should really be seen knowing as little as humanly possible. It's gotten to the point where some serious mudslinging has been directed at those who dare spoil even the most minuscule of Cabin details. So, as a service, we don't answer any question that you could possibly have about The Cabin in the Woods.

After three years of sitting on the shelf, "The Cabin in the Woods" finally hits theaters on Friday. Spoiler alert No. 1: the horror film is more than...

Oh, some of these special effects characters are a giggle and some are sheer mayhem making and some will make you grab your neighbor's elbow. That's when you know you're in the right place, because after inhaling deeply you are glad you came.

In 2009, Richard Jenkins featured heavily in Drew Goddard's horror film (but not really a horror film), "The Cabin in the Woods." Then, nothing happen...

"Ohhhhhhh man, this thing is great," wrote film critic Eric D. Snider on Twitter following the world premiere of "The Cabin in the Woods" at SXSW on F...