Barney lays out some rules for his "bro mitzvah": there must be booze, cigars, strippers, they should genuinely fear for their lives, and there should be some sort of mind blowing (nude) entertainment.
Marshall tries to convince Lily they should move. She explains to him that she's a scaredy cat, that she's afraid she can't live more than 10 blocks away from her native Brooklyn home.
The once bubbly pop star announced the death of Robin Sparkles and the rise of Robin Daggers. "To this day, you ask any Canadian where they were when Robin Sparkles lost it -- not only can they tell you which Tim Hortons they were in, but what donut they were eating."