They've had it up to here with our modern parenting methods in general, and our approach to discipline in particular. They don't want to sit under the "peace tree" or earn another good-behavior sticker on yet another chart, and they especially don't want to take a freaking time out.
More often than not the tracks up for the award weren't hit singles, and it's rare for one of five to be a success. In fact, this ceremony will mark the first time since 1997 we've seen two top 40 hits be nominated.
Disney has had such a long winning streak with its animated comedies and musicals that it's almost possible to forgive the problems with Frozen, which opens in Los Angeles today and in wide release on Nov. 27.