Jonathan Alter

Jason Linkins

Newsweek's Alter Accuses the "Angry" Left Of Forsaking The "Moral Core" Of Health Care Reform

HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 09.20.2009 | Media


Today, on MSNBC, the notion of "moral obligation" was offered both as a central driving principle behind reform -- and as a brickbat against the "angry" left, and their pursuit of a public option.

Jonathan Alter: Our Heath-Care System Is Just Fine As Is!

newsweek.com | Posted 09.01.2009 | Politics


Go ahead, shoot me. I like the status quo on health care in the United States. I've got health insurance and I don't give a damn about the 47 million ...

Jonathan Alter Joins the Teacher-Scapegoating Chorus: I'm Calling BS

Dan Brown | Posted 07.12.2009 | Media


Dan Brown

Obsessive focus on cleaning house and demanding expecting superhuman performance misses a larger point.

Why Do So Many Republicans Hate America?

Mitchell Bard | Posted 06.27.2009 | Politics


Mitchell Bard

I say that Cheney and Gingrich don't love America because they don't seem to care about American values as they have traditionally been viewed.

Media Torture

Rory O'Connor | Posted 06.12.2009 | Media


Rory O'Connor

Defending torture -- and the torturers -- is now a long accepted practice in American journalism, one that brings you much acclaim and access to power, bylines, headlines, and lucrative contracts.

Jason Linkins

Stephen Colbert, Jonathan Alter Discuss Obama's "First Fourteen Mondays" (VIDEO)

HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 06.01.2009 | Media


Stephen Colbert suitably lampooned the media's obsession with the First 100 Days by examining the Obama administration through the lens of the "First ...

Time to Think About Torture and the Media

Rory O'Connor | Posted 05.30.2009 | Media


Rory O'Connor

When it comes to America's torturing, none of us are blameless in our actions, our ignorance or our acquiescence.

Jim Cramer Declares Depression Over; Millions Panic

Andy Borowitz | Posted 04.06.2009 | Comedy


Andy Borowitz

Just moments after Mr. Cramer delivered his upbeat prediction, stock prices went into an epic free-fall unprecedented in the annals of modern trading as millions of investors rushed for the exits.

My April Fool's Prank on NPR

Andy Borowitz | Posted 04.02.2009 | Comedy


Andy Borowitz

On NPR yesterday, I revealed that the U.S. Treasury is also running an elaborate Ponzi scheme, selling worthless pieces of paper called "U.S. Treasuries" to unsuspecting investors.

Obama Opens Chevy Dealership on White House Lawn

Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.31.2009 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel said that all Cabinet members were taking turns running the dealership, and that Vice-President Joe Biden was manning the customer service hotline.

White House Replaces 'War on Terror' with Symbol

Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.25.2009 | Comedy


Andy Borowitz

The White House announced today that it would no longer use the phrase "war on terror" and would instead replace it with a cryptic symbol once used by the funk rocker known as Prince.

Madoff to Help U.S. Sell Bad Assets

Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.24.2009 | Comedy


Andy Borowitz

"Desperate times call for desperate measures," White House chief of staff Rahm Emanuel said on CNN last night. "If anyone can convince investors to buy a worthless piece of paper, it's Bernie Madoff."

Cheney to Pen Bush's Memoir

Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.19.2009 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Former President George W. Bush has decided to seek a ghostwriter for his new memoir after realizing that he faced several obstacles to writing the book himself, such as learning to spell.

In New Terror Video, AIG Demands Huge Ransom from U.S.

Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.16.2009 | Comedy


Andy Borowitz

In the four-minute tape, a man believed to be the chairman of AIG says that if his organization is not paid its ransom, "chaos and destruction will rain down on the American economy."

NCAA Renames March Madness 'March Bipolar Disorder'

Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.19.2009 | Living


Andy Borowitz

The name-change, which both surprised and outraged devotees of the annual ritual, came after the National Institute of Mental Health demanded that the NCAA drop the "Madness" tag.

CIA Following Bin Laden on Twitter

Andy Borowitz | Posted 03.30.2009 | World


Andy Borowitz

The decision to track Mr. bin Laden's movements, moods, and musical tastes came late last week after the agency discovered he was using the popular social networking utility.

Madoff Blames Ponzi Scheme on Youth, Immaturity

Andy Borowitz | Posted 02.17.2009 | Business


Andy Borowitz

Madoff pleaded for understanding, explaining, "You do all kinds of crazy things when you're at an impressionable age like 60 or 61."

Obama Seeks New Commerce Secretary on Craigslist

Andy Borowitz | Posted 02.13.2009 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

The president's online gambit seemed to pay off early in the day, when Josh Hurtstein, an indie rock musician from Williamsburg, Brooklyn, tentatively accepted the post.

Obama Considers Tax on Cabinet

Andy Borowitz | Posted 02.03.2009 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

President Obama is mulling a controversial new tax program that would require members of his Cabinet to pay taxes owed under the Federal tax code, the White House confirmed today.

Phelps Congratulates Cardinals on Super Bowl Win

Andy Borowitz | Posted 02.02.2009 | Comedy


Andy Borowitz

"The Cardinals really tore it up last night," said Mr. Phelps, who said he saw almost the entire game until he got "a wicked attack of the munchies" late in the fourth quarter.

Starbucks Eliminates Coffee, Cups, Stir-thingies

Andy Borowitz | Posted 01.28.2009 | Comedy


Andy Borowitz

In an official statement, a company spokesman said that Starbucks "wrestled long and hard" with the decision to eliminate the three items, "especially coffee."

Poll: Obama Even More Awesome Than Originally Thought

Andy Borowitz | Posted 01.27.2009 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

Mr. Obama receives higher approval ratings in the new poll than either leprechauns or unicorns, mythical beings that almost everyone agrees are totally awesome.

Obama Sends Biden on 'Special Mission' to Antarctica

Andy Borowitz | Posted 01.22.2009 | Politics


Andy Borowitz

The president was vague about what the mission to Antarctica would entail, but he did indicate that it could take "up to four years."

Obama or FDR: Whose Strategy Will Work Better?

Hoyt Hilsman | Posted 02.18.2009 | Politics


Hoyt Hilsman

One significant difference between the Roosevelt transition and that of Barack Obama is the swiftness with which the Obama transition team has moved to address the nation's economic crisis.

Post-Election: Call it Decompression

Rick Horowitz | Posted 12.12.2008 | Politics


Rick Horowitz

He did the strangest thing last night: He turned the TV off. There he was, still in the early part of the evening, with another hour or two of pol...