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Droning Away

Don Ringe | Posted 12.11.2009 | Los Angeles


Don Ringe

If they can't find Osama bin Laden with these modern missiles, why do they think they can outwit illegal immigrants determined to cross the border any way possible?

Amish Woman Knew She Had Quilt Sale The Moment She Laid Eyes On Chicago Couple

The Onion | The Onion | Posted 11.15.2009 | Home


LANCASTER, PA—Repeatedly referring to them as "easy money," Amish quilt shop proprietor Mary Stolzfus, 43, said Monday that as soon as she......