As long as he keeps locking his prized stallion up in the stables, Andy Reid's offense is going to sputter, his quarterback is going to get hit, and his team is going to continue to suffer demoralizing laughingstock losses.
As if 13 years of watching the LOLskins wasn't enough, we now have definitive proof that you cannot buy a bunch of high-priced free agents and expect them to magically morph into a team. Really. REALLY.
Where do I even start in recapping the game? Regardless of what was really going on Thursday night, Desean Jackson's play all season demonstrates the fundamental truth of the fact that he's quit on the team.
Stud of the Week: I was going to go with Brent Celek for a little variety. Then Shady tied Steve van Buren's record for consecutive games with a touchdown. So once again, Shady wins Stud of the Week. He's my secret runningback boyfriend.