livestock auctioneers

Escaped Goat, Rumored To Have Freed Others From Slaughter, Has Been Captured

An auction house manager had told the New York Post he thought Fred the goat may have helped dozens of other animals go on the lam.
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Livestock Auctioneers Spit Dope Rhymes In Glorious Rap Mashups

All hail their patter.
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