Hay guys. It's that time of the semana again. It's time for our favorite Lady of New Jersey Who Is Not A Real Housewife But Should Be. Patti Stanger. And her impressively loud voice.

I'm mostly watching to see what wit and wisdom our favorite cabbie, Deshawne, the oracle of the City of New York, has to say regarding Patti's terrible ensembles but knowledge in the realm of lurve.

Andrea had a very different experience with P. Stangorama -- aka she and Patti almost murdered each other in a feud that rivals Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff fighting over Aaron Carter... throwback.

This show has finally pushed the envelope of shock-jock reality TV to a new and dangerous level. Not only is the premise insane (and on par with sketch comedy), but it's deeply saddening.

It's that time again. Everybody straighten your hair, unless you're Destin and Rachel, in which case either gel it within an inch of its life or dye o...

We scored an interview with Douglas Kepanis, one of the millionaires tonight. Kepanis is a divorce attorney. I bet he did a lot of fighting with Patti.

Instead of watching election coverage, I am here, slogging away in my Victoria's Secret Pink jammiez (might I add that Bethenny Frenkel owns the exact pair, that she wore all the time while pregnant, womp) for all your reading pleasure.