This week the queens had to plead their cases for why they should win the title of "America's Next Drag Superstar" in a courtroom acting challenge, with each playing three roles. Along the way, Roxxxy let Jinkx have it! And Jinkx let the courtroom have it! Then Alaska let the world have it!

This week's RuPaul's Drag Race episode was the source of a lot of tears, my dears! And I'm not even talking about the big weepy "Crying Game" mini-challenge that kicked things off.

Brace yourself for a big whiff of manic perfume ads, guest judge Aubrey O'Day's big eyes and harsh critiques (though, dang, she makes for fun TV), and about 22 studly guys in their undies.

I hope you're hungry... Because it's time to snack on some fresh hot steamin' ROAST! Yep, chickens... Last night saw the queens of RuPaul's Drag Race season 5 sink their pearly whites into the first-ever "RuPaul Roast" and it was... extra juicy!

Shenanigans include a big feud between CoCo Montrese and Alyssa Edwards about their Miss Gay America pageant past, dirty talk from Alaska and Jinkx Monsoon, hooker glamor from Detox, and hot pink runway looks from Ivy Winters, Honey Mahogany, Monica Beverly Hillz and more!

This week Monica Beverly Hillz is living her truth with a big revelation. Coco Montrese schools the children, Lineysha Sparx channels "America's Sweetheart" (the other Tyra), Serena Cha Cha loses her mind and Juliette Lewis and Kristen Johnston stomp all over the judges table.