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A Forgotten Bulb: Fool's Onion

Suzy Bales | Posted 04.30.2009 | Style

Read More: Flower Arranging, Flowers, Gardening, Spring Planting, Bulbs, Onion, Fool's Onion, Spring Flowers, Botonists, Spring-Flowers, Alium, Botany, Style News
Suzy Bales

The fool is the one who doesn't bother to plant the Fool's Onion.

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FDA Approves Depressant For The Annoyingly Cheerful (VIDEO)

Huffington Post | Alex Leo | Posted 03.14.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Onion, Despondex, Video, Annoying People Drug, The Onion, Funny Videos, Drug for Happy People, Drug for Cheerful People, Pro-Depressants, Comedy News

The Onion took on annoyingly happy people this week with their report about a new drug that promises to tamp down their joy. Some critics say Desponde...

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Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?

Huffington Post | Alex Leo | Posted 03.07.2009 | Comedy

Read More: Skank, Skanks, Reality TV, I Love New York, Unrealistic Skank Standards, American Skanks, Skanky, Tv Skanks, Tila Tequila, Onion, The Onion, Lol, Funny Videos, Onion News Network, Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards for Skanks?, Onion News Skanks, In the Know: Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards for Skanks?, Unrealistic Standards for Skanks, Comedy News

It's a question we've been asking for a long time: Are reality shows making the average skank feel bad about her level of trashiness? With networks co...

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2008's Biggest Winner: Satire

Steve Young | Posted 11.27.2008 | Media

Read More: Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Saturday Night Live, Satire, Tina Fey, National Lampoon, Onion, Media News
Steve Young

(Reprinted from my article in Sunday's Philadelphia Inquirer Oped Pages 10/26/08) Dana Carvey as George H.W. Bush: "Let me sum up. On track, stay th...

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