Political Satire

Obama: Romney Put Profits Ahead of Losses

Steven Clifford | Posted 05.28.2012

Steven Clifford

Obama released Bain Private Placement Memoranda prepared for investors during Romney's tenure. Obama found the documents "mean-spirited." "They reveal that Romney employed the lure of profits to entice investors," Obama claimed.

Mitt Romney and the Blood of Reagan

MP Nunan | Posted 05.22.2012

MP Nunan

"An auction? Can you imagine how dangerous this would be if it fell into Gingrich's hands ahead of the convention? Bachmann's?" Romney yells. "That blood can seal the presidency!"

And Lukewarm Was His Name-O

Will Durst | Posted 05.18.2012

Will Durst

You don't need a psychoanalyst to detect the latent theme running through the endorsements currently showering Mitt Romney like broken rain gutters pouring down on a concrete toadstool. And that premise is ennui.

Americans Elect's Failure Is Our Victory

Murray Hill Inc. | Posted 05.18.2012

Murray Hill Inc.

Isn't it clear by now that flesh and blood humans have made a complete mess of things? We trust corporations with what we eat, watch, drive, and do online -- so why not complete the circle and give corporations our vote?

Critics Claim President Lincoln Guilty of Political Pandering in Emancipation Proclamation

Judge H. Lee Sarokin | Posted 05.16.2012

Judge H. Lee Sarokin

Today President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation freeing 3 million slaves. Critics of the President were quick to condemn his action. The town crier shouted that that this was further evidence of the President's war on families.

Four Myths About Politics and Comedy

Mary Phillips-Sandy | Posted 05.15.2012

Mary Phillips-Sandy

Writing a 3,000-word feature on campaign spending is hard. Writing ten funny jokes about campaign spending is also hard. Some people are good at the former, some people are good at the latter and some people are good at both, but those people are unicorns.

North Carolina Matrimony

Jeff Danziger | Posted 05.11.2012

Jeff Danziger

2012-05-11-NorthCarolina.jpg

Gay People Can't Marry in North Carolina, But Life Isn't Exactly Easy for Straight Couples, Either

Joe Peacock | Posted 05.09.2012

Joe Peacock

Now, heterosexual marriage laws are pretty straightforward in North Carolina. In fact, things are so lenient that, In North Carolina, it's completely legal for first cousins to get married.

Stop Whining, Baby: The Golden Age of the Child Is Over

El Guapo | Posted 05.09.2012

El Guapo

Considering the fact that they are not income earners, El Guapo has always wondered why the little, drooling germ factories were so important.

Not Quite Comfortable, But Evolving: An Open Letter To Vice President Biden

Domenick Scudera | Posted 05.09.2012

Domenick Scudera

I just consulted with some friends, and they made me realize that maybe I am not as comfortable with you as I thought I was. It would be more appropriate for me to say that my opinions about you are evolving. Why don't you get back to me sometime after the election?

DSK and the Women

Jeff Danziger | Posted 05.07.2012

Jeff Danziger

...

Lugar and the Tea Party

Jeff Danziger | Posted 05.07.2012

Jeff Danziger

2012-05-07-dicklugar.jpg

What's in the Highway Bill?

James Kotecki | Posted 05.04.2012

James Kotecki

Next week, House and Senate lawmakers will begin negotiating a massive new transportation bill. Where does all the money go?

Washingwood's New Theme Park: Romneyland

Steve Faber | Posted 05.02.2012

Steve Faber

Opening Day at Washingwood's first and only theme park may be less than year away, according to sources close to the author. I was able to "borrow" a copy of the visitor's guide and provide you a sneak peek!

The President Bragging About His Wartime Success in an Election Ad?

Martin Lewis | Posted 05.02.2012

Martin Lewis

How disgusting it is that an advertisement for President Roosevelt's re-election campaign is shamelessly referring to the success of this year's D-Day invasion and the recent liberation of Paris in his campaign for re-election!

Rejected White House Correspondents' Dinner Hosts

James Kotecki | Posted 04.27.2012

James Kotecki

Comedian Jimmy Kimmel is headlining this year's White House Correspondents Dinner. Kimmel beat out of a number of other comics considered for the job...

Precisely Pivoting Polls

Will Durst | Posted 04.27.2012

Will Durst

The two campaigns are poised to pivot like a fat kid on roller skates clutching an expiring candy store coupon based on whatever data they receive from their intensely studied focus groups of potential voters.

A Difficult Brunch in Washingwood

Steve Faber | Posted 04.27.2012

Steve Faber

In Washingwood, where Hollywood and Washington D.C. collide there's an interesting spot for brunch, called Cafe Discontent.

Rise Up Ladies! If Your Man's A Republican, Stop Having Sex With Him

John Blumenthal | Posted 04.30.2012

John Blumenthal

Rumor has it that men like sex more than anything. Okay, maybe some of them like beer and sports better, but never mind that. Every society has its share of nitwits.

The Daily Szep -- A Secret Service

Paul Szep | Posted 04.19.2012

Paul Szep

2012-04-19-Szep4.jpg

Let's Build That Pipeline

Clifford J. Tasner | Posted 04.15.2012

Clifford J. Tasner

Before we can move forward full-bore on this, we need to neutralize all those environmentalist whiners who have shown an annoying degree of persistence as they protest our every move.

Romney Finally Wins GOP's Game of Thrones

Ben Zweifach | Posted 04.12.2012

Ben Zweifach

It was only a matter of time before some nerd, someplace, somewhere, penned a valedictory piece comparing the Republican primary to the power-struggles of HBO's Game of Thrones. And, friends, I've run out of reasons why that nerd should not be me.

Confused Republican Billionaire Syndrome

Matt Miller | Posted 04.12.2012

Matt Miller

2012-04-12-Screenshot20120412at11.34.35AM.jpg

Iran? Yes You Can! (Letter From Bush to Obama)

Stefan Simanowitz | Posted 04.13.2012

Stefan Simanowitz

Ahead of this weekends crucial talks between Iran and the P5 1 countries, Stefan Simanowitz intercepts a letter from George W. Bush to President Obama.

Jesus Was a Jew! Obama Is Muslim? Bombin' Iran... Orange County Speaks!

Susie Sampson | Posted 04.11.2012

Susie Sampson

Visiting my conservative cousins in Orange County proved very insightful!