Gentlemen, the next time you feel the impulse to cringe or avoid the gaze of another man because he doesn't meet your idealized standards, take the higher road and be kind and smile, or, better yet, say something pleasant. You will be better for it.
How about we just watch the movie? Park the popcorn. Ditch the Milk Duds. Turn off your cell phone. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show. You will find when you exit the theater there will be no popcorn crumbs all over the front of you, nor empty candy boxes and soda cups surrounding where you sat.
The second half of this winter has been less snowy than the first half, but it's hard to forget various breaches of etiquette during the flake-filled time prior to early February. Yes, it was a case of "Residents Gone Bad."