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Secession

Cowardly Ted Nugent Threatened the President Again

Bob Cesca | Posted 03.26.2013 | Politics
Bob Cesca

The whole notion of an armed revolt and secession from the United States failed miserably in 1865, and the revolutionaries at that time were headed by skilled West Point commanders like J.E.B. Stuart and Robert E. Lee who directed massive armies. These gun nutjobs today have -- who? -- Ted Nugent.

Despite Backlash, Conservative Group Has No Regrets About Protest

The Huffington Post | Lisa_Miller | Posted 01.22.2013 | Politics

A Western Pennsylvania conservative group hung an American flag upside down on Monday in protest of President Barack Obama's second inauguration, and ...

The North Is Angry, Too

Brian Stone | Posted 03.17.2013 | Politics
Brian Stone

I had the privilege to stand armed watches for my country. However, the privilege to stand those watches required intensive training, strict safety practices and yearly re-qualification. I'm shocked by how many people are resisting common-sense gun safety measures.

White House Smacks Down Thousands Of Rick Perry Constituents

AP | JUAN CARLOS LLORCA | Posted 03.16.2013 | Politics

EL PASO, Texas -- Bad news for thousands of people who wanted to see Texas secede: The state is still in the U.S. The White House has responded to a ...

White House Responds To Secession Petitions

The Huffington Post | Paige Lavender | Posted 01.12.2013 | Politics

The White House responded to a handful of "We the People" petitions calling for the government to allow some states to secede, saying "our states rema...

Tea Party Poopers

Lester & Charlie | Posted 03.06.2013 | Comedy
Lester & Charlie

This wouldn't be your regular kind of war. You know, the ones we just watch on TV and the soldiers come home, we toss and Oscar at Kathryn Bigelow and then pretend the whole thing never happened.

Could 932,367 Secessionists Be Right About Dying America?

Glen Browder | Posted 02.07.2013 | Politics
Glen Browder

Regardless of our opinion of secession sentiments (which also surfaced among anti-Bush activists), this movement speaks to our hopes and fears for the future of American democracy.

Unifier in Chief for a New America: The Politics of 2012 and Beyond

Kanene Holder | Posted 01.14.2013 | Politics
Kanene Holder

A Brief History on These United States of DisUnion It was designed to unify. A star for each colony, showing our freedom from Great Britain. The A...

The Crazy Base Won't Let the Republican Party Change

Bob Cesca | Posted 02.05.2013 | Politics
Bob Cesca

The bumper-sticker party of "these colors don't run" -- the party that practically branded the notion of American patriotism -- is only around half-sure that it doesn't want to abandon the United States. The other half is split between still making up its mind on secession and totally wanting to secede right away.

Red States Want to Secede? Go Ahead. Make Our Day.

Miles Mogulescu | Posted 02.04.2013 | Politics
Miles Mogulescu

Nearly 1 million Americans have signed petitions calling for secession including over 100,000 in Texas and over 50,000 in Georgia. So, here's a response.

Death and Texas

Jerry Adler | Posted 02.02.2013 | Comedy
Jerry Adler

As I walked the streets of old Frito-Laredo, I saw an old cowboy slumped in a chair, Facedown in a plate of spaghetti alfredo,

Secession: A Cure for America

John Cooker | Posted 02.02.2013 | Comedy
John Cooker

Think of how happy everyone would be. No more arguing, mudslinging, filibusters, or negative ads. Politicians in each country would agree with each other.

Build Us A Death Star -- And Fast!

The Huffington Post | Sarah Bufkin | Posted 12.03.2012 | Politics

Americans are petitioning the White House to go where it has never gone before -- to construct a "Death Star" by 2016 to "strengthen our national defe...

Election Losers Call On God In Secession Effort

Religion News Service | G. Jeffrey Macdonald | Posted 12.01.2012 | Religion

(RNS) Corruption has gone too far. The righteous must break away. Hope now rests with a holy remnant that will honor foundational texts. The messag...

The Island States of America: A Threat to Our Representative Democracy

Ed Crego, George MuƱoz and Frank Islam | Posted 01.28.2013 | Politics
Ed Crego, George MuƱoz and Frank Islam

These folks are what we refer to as the looney tunes fringe of the electorate. They have a right to their own opinion and we would like to see them have rights as individuals clustered together to secede from the United States.

Obama Foes Cry Out Over Secession

McClatchy Newspapers | Posted 11.27.2012 | Politics

WASHINGTON — In the three weeks since President Barack Obama’s re-election victory, his most ardent foes – nearly 1 million people from all 50 s...

Secession Movement: It Is Neither Cute Nor Funny

Jeff Schweitzer | Posted 01.26.2013 | Politics
Jeff Schweitzer

Anybody signing a secession petition should be deeply ashamed. The petition soils the memory of those who fought this battle before.

Secession Fever Hits Texas

The New York Times | Posted 01.24.2013 | Politics

In the weeks since President Obama's re-election, Republicans around the country have been wondering how to proceed. Some conservatives in Texas have ...

Here's What Seceding From The U.S. Will Cost You

MarketWatch | Brett Arends | Posted 11.20.2012 | Home

MarketWatch: Your state wants to secede from the union. What will this mean for your taxes? I have good news and bad news. The good news is real...

The Dark Reality of Secession Fantasy

Gareth_Price | Posted 01.19.2013 | Politics
Gareth_Price

The curious aspect of U.S. state secession is that the agitation is not to become more Floridian, Tennessean, or Alabamian. Instead, secessionists define their states as more American than America itself.

Jason Linkins

There Is Now A White House Petition To Stop All The White House Petitions

HuffingtonPost.com | Jason Linkins | Posted 11.20.2012 | Politics

WASHINGTON -- Just days ago, the White House "We The People" online petition tool became the venue of sour grape-chewing secession enthusiasts, who to...

I'm With Stupid: The Fiscal Benefits of Swapping Idaho for Samoa

Todd Hartley | Posted 01.16.2013 | Comedy
Todd Hartley

As of this writing, people in all 50 states had filed requests to secede from the union in the wake of the presidential election, and I have to say I ...

4 In 10 Republicans Support Secession, Poll Finds

The Huffington Post | Ariel Edwards-Levy | Posted 11.26.2012 | Politics

Residents of all 50 states have filed online petitions to secede from the United States, as part of the White House website's "We the People" program....

States Out of the Union: How Lincoln (and Real Arizonans) Would Respond to Today's Secessionists

Jeff Biggers | Posted 01.16.2013 | Politics
Jeff Biggers

While electronic secessionist petition mania spreads across the fringes of 30 states this week, the confederacy of state's rights champions might want to click over and check out Arizona's recent election.

The Reality of Secession and Unicorns

Bob Cesca | Posted 01.15.2013 | Politics
Bob Cesca

I hate to disappoint the 675,000 whiny diaper babies calling for secession in the wake of the election but, sorry, no matter how hard they stomp their feet and pout and fling their feces at the electoral map, demands for secession might as well be demands for goblins and unicorns.