http://s.huffpost.com/images/HuffingtonPost_250x20.png tag:www.huffingtonpost.com,2012:/tag/stupid-911-calls Huffington Post http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/23/911-dispatcher-falls-asleep_n_1538903.html 2012-05-23T09:02:46Z 2012-05-23T11:22:55Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Falling asleep on the job is always a bad idea, but it's a whole lot worse when you're a 911 dispatcher.<br /> <br /> A Maryland woman noticed her husband was h... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/911-operator-falls-asleep">911 Operator Falls Asleep</a>, <a href="/tag/911-operator-falls-asleep-on-job">911 Operator Falls Asleep on Job</a>, <a href="/tag/911-dispatcher-falls-asleep">911 Dispatcher Falls Asleep</a>, <a href="/tag/911-fall-asleep">911 Fall Asleep</a>, <a href="/tag/911-calls">911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/911-operator-snores">911 Operator Snores</a>, <a href="/weird-news">Weird News News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/06/10-dumb-criminals-caught-_n_1323695.html 2012-03-06T10:01:16Z 2012-03-06T10:15:46Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ While intelligence isn’t a prerequisite for a life of crime, it certainly would’ve helped some boneheaded scofflaws. <br /> <br /> One clumsy bank robber sh... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-criminals">Dumb Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-crime">Dumb Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-photos--videos">Weird Photos &amp; Videos</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-crime">Weird Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/weird-news">Weird News News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/23/911-caller-wants-taxi-michael-barker-florida_n_1296979.html 2012-02-23T14:41:27Z 2012-02-23T14:41:47Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ Hello 911, this is an emergency -- I need a taxi cab and can't find my football.<br /> <br /> That was the message -- spread over nine calls to the emergency sy... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/911-caller-wants-help-finding-football">911 Caller Wants Help Finding Football</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-crime">Dumb Crime</a>, <a href="/tag/hudson-florida">Hudson Florida</a>, <a href="/tag/911-caller-asks-for-taxi">911 Caller Asks for Taxi</a>, <a href="/tag/dumb-criminals">Dumb Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/911-calls">911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/michael-barker">Michael Barker</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-florida">Weird Florida</a>, <a href="/tag/911-caller-wants-taxi">911 Caller Wants Taxi</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/weird-news">Weird News News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/28/man-mistakes-the-moon-forufo_n_1064009.html 2011-10-28T12:57:04Z 2011-10-28T16:41:12Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ A Hertfordshire, U.K. man must be feeling pretty embarrassed after making an emergency call to report a mysterious flying object, which turned out to ... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/emergency-call-moon-ufo">Emergency Call Moon Ufo</a>, <a href="/tag/emergency-moon-ufo">Emergency Moon Ufo</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/911-halloween-call">911 Halloween Call</a>, <a href="/tag/911-call">911 Call</a>, <a href="/tag/man-mistakes-moon-for-ufo">Man Mistakes Moon for Ufo</a>, <a href="/tag/moon-ufo">Moon Ufo</a>, <a href="/tag/999-call">999 Call</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/weird-news">Weird News News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/26/kevin-gaylor-calls-911-af_n_1033003.html 2011-10-26T12:06:21Z 2011-10-26T13:08:02Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- Colorado Springs police say a man's girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before another woman was due to visit, so he cal... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/weird-craigslist-postings">Weird Craigslist Postings</a>, <a href="/tag/craigslist-prostitution">Craigslist Prostitution</a>, <a href="/tag/craigslist">Craigslist</a>, <a href="/tag/kevin-gaylor">Kevin Gaylor</a>, <a href="/tag/colorado-springs">Colorado Springs</a>, <a href="/tag/man-calls-police-on-date">Man Calls Police on Date</a>, <a href="/denver">Denver News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/12/family-lost-in-corn-maze_n_1005771.html 2011-10-12T08:36:29Z 2011-10-12T09:17:46Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ A family became corn-fused when they couldn't seem to make their way out of a maze of maize in Danvers, Mass.<br /> <br /> WCVB in Boston reports that a father ... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/family-lost-in-corn-maze">Family Lost in Corn Maze</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/video">Video</a>, <a href="/tag/family-gets-lost-in-corn-maze">Family Gets Lost in Corn Maze</a>, <a href="/tag/family-lost-corn-maze">Family Lost Corn Maze</a>, <a href="/tag/family-calls-911-corn-maze">Family Calls 911 Corn Maze</a>, <a href="/tag/corn-maze-911">Corn Maze 911</a>, <a href="/weird-news">Weird News News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/15/911-chinese-food_n_877523.html 2011-06-15T12:28:31Z 2011-06-15T13:03:46Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ We've all been there. You call the neighborhood Chinese place and order a #7 with duck sauce on the side. 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Andrew Mizsak called auth... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/man-calls-911-over-messy-room">Man Calls 911 Over Messy Room</a>, <a href="/comedy">Comedy News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/11/bored-calls-911-for-fun_n_174008.html 2009-03-11T15:31:13Z 2009-04-11T05:12:01Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ SLIDELL, La. &mdash; Police said a woman made two false calls to 911 from an out-of-service cell phone _ and told investigators she did it because she... <p>Read more: <a href="/tag/stupid-criminals">Stupid Criminals</a>, <a href="/tag/bored-woman-calls-911">Bored Woman Calls 911</a>, <a href="/tag/woman-calls-911-when-bored">Woman Calls 911 When Bored</a>, <a href="/tag/bored-911-calls">Bored 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/tag/stupid-911-calls">Stupid 911 Calls</a>, <a href="/comedy">Comedy News</a></p> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/10/funniest-911-calls-stoned_n_173699.html 2009-03-10T18:39:42Z 2009-04-10T05:12:02Z The Huffington Post News Team http://www.huffingtonpost.com/the-news/ High as a kite from pot-laced brownies? 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